KarlS

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Hey, That came out real nice. Get-e-up.

Dette er en sjelden og flott sykkel i meget god original stand. Alt av ekstra originalt utstyr er montert. Både sykkel og henger er motivlakkert. Bildene taler for seg. Sykkel og henger selges samlet. Sykkelen er flere ganger premiert som fineste 1200! Kun seriøse henvendelser. Translation: This is a rare and great bike in very good original condition. All of the additional original equipment fitted. Both the bike and hanging scene is painted. The pictures speak for themselves. Bicycle and trailer are sold together. The bike is several times awarded as the best 1200! Only serious inquiries.

Very nice bike, which I had some of that chrome for mine.

WARNING WARNING-- Web site can consume much time. Just had to watch "Lost In Space".

I became single again 10 years ago this month and haven't regretted a minute of it.

It was entertainment night at the Senior Center. Claude the hypnotist exclaimed: "I'm here to put you into a trance; I intend to hypnotize each and every member of the audience." The excitement was almost electric as Claude withdrew a beautiful antique pocket watch from his coat. "I want you each to keep your eye on this antique watch. It's a very special watch. It's been in my family for six generations." He began to swing the watch gently back and forth while quietly chanting, "Watch the watch, watch the watch, watch the watch. .. .." The crowd became mesmerized as the watch swayed back and forth, light gleaming off its polished surface. Hundreds of pairs of eyes followed the swaying watch, until, suddenly, it slipped from the hypnotist's fingers and fell to the floor, breaking into a hundred pieces. "S#&T!" said the Hypnotist. It took three days to clean up the Senior Center. Claude was never invited back to entertain.

These are getting real hard. Might take awhile on this one unless someone knows a mascot.

I had no problem getting key for my 83VR made at a local locksmith. If it helps you the blank they used: X118 ilco YH49

I believe Skydoc_17 still sells them. I believe there is also a vendor to order them from. Someone will post the vendor if they still can be ordered.

Looks like no spring this year, Winter straight to summer (hopefully summer will show up). Closed all the blinds so I don't have to look at it.

Yea I saw that too. Still think those two Canadians from Newfoundland came up with a great idea. Lot of investment money, but their idea of selling to resorts to be rented by guests might work.

That is just to kool. I'm lucky I'm old because I would buy one of those. Looks sorta like a modified jet ski he's pulling behind him to pump the water. If you pause at 02:09 you can see it fairly well. Looks like a lot of fun. JETLEV R200 SPECIFICATIONS: Jetpack dimensions, with adjustable seat: 38.25”H x 35”W x 21.25-24.25”L (97 cm H x 89 cm W x 54-62 cm L) Jetpack dry weight (approx.): 30 lbs (14 kg) Maximum Thrust: 500 lbf (2,200 N) Thrust-to-weight ratio at takeoff (150-lb / 68 kg pilot): 2.5 : 1 Boat length: 127 inches (323 cm) Boat beam: 48 inches (121 cm) Boat height with hatches closed: 27 inches (11 cm) Boat weight (dry): 649 lbs (295 kg) Engine: 4-stroke cycle marine engine Engine HP (approx.): 200 HP at 6,200 RPM Engine cooling system: Closed loop cooling with stainless steel internal heat exchanger Hose dimensions: 33 ft (10 m) L x 4” (10 cm) diameter Flight ceiling (measured at feet level): 28 feet (8.5 m) Measured top speed (150-lb or 68 kg pilot, ¼ fuel level): 22 mph (35 km/h) Fuel capacity: 26 U.S. gal (100 L) Duration at wide open throttle (approx.) 2 hours Duration at cruising speed (approx.) 3 hours

Glad you didn't get hurt to bad. Can't help you on the parts but you take care of those ribs. Click on Donate upper right corner. I've had to donate a couple times myself.

Went out with some friends last night and tied one on. Knowing that I was wasted, I did something that I have never done before. I took a bus home. I arrived home safe and sound, which seemed really surprising, as I have never driven a bus before.

An electrical fire burned a farmer’s barn down. The next day, the farmer’s wife went to the insurance agent to file a claim. She told the agent the barn was insured for $50,000 and she wanted the money. The agent told her that is not how insurance works. An insurance adjuster will come out and determine what the barn was worth. Then we will provide you a new barn equal to that value. The woman thought for awhile and said: “If that’s how it works, I want to cancel my husbands life insurance.”

Q: Why do men's clothes have buttons on the right while women's clothes have buttons on the left? A: When buttons were invented, they were very expensive and worn primarily by the rich. Since most people are right-handed, it is easier to push buttons on the right through holes on the left. Because wealthy women were dressed by maids, dressmakers put the buttons on the maid's right! And that's where women's buttons have remained since. Q: Why do ships and aircraft use 'mayday' as their call for help? A: This comes from the French word m'aidez -meaning 'help me' -- and is pronounced, approximately, 'mayday.' Q: Why are zero scores in tennis called 'love'? A: In France, where tennis became popular, round zero on the scoreboard looked like an egg and was called 'l'oeuf,' which is French for 'egg.' When tennis was introduced in the US, Americans (mis)pronounced it 'love.' Q. Why do X's at the end of a letter signify kisses? A: In the Middle Ages, when many people were unable to read or write, documents were often signed using an X. Kissing the X represented an oath to fulfill obligations specified in the document. The X and the kiss eventually became synonymous. Q: Why is shifting responsibility to someone else called 'passing the buck'? A: In card games, it was once customary to pass an item, called a buck, from player to player to indicate whose turn it was to deal. If a player did not wish to assume the responsibility of dealing, he would 'pass the buck' to the next player. Q: Why do people clink their glasses before drinking a toast? A: It used to be common for someone to try to kill an enemy by offering him a poisoned drink. To prove to a guest that a drink was safe, it became customary for a guest to pour a small amount of his drink into the glass of the host. Both men would drink it simultaneously. When a guest trusted his host, he would only touch or clink the host's glass with his own. Q: Why are people in the public eye said to be 'in the limelight'? A: Invented in 1825, limelight was used in lighthouses and theatres by burning a cylinder of lime which produced a brilliant light. In the theatre,a performer 'in the limelight' was the centre of attention. Q: Why is someone who is feeling great 'on cloud nine'? A: Types of clouds are numbered according to the altitudes they attain, with nine being the highest cloud. If someone is said to be on cloud nine, that person is floating well above worldly cares. Q: In golf, where did the term 'Caddie' come from? A. When Mary Queen of Scots went to France as a young girl,Louis, King of France, learned that she loved the Scots game 'golf.' So he had the first course outside of Scotland built for her enjoyment. To make sure she was properly chaperoned (and guarded) while she played, Louis hired cadets from a military school to accompany her. Mary liked this a lot and when returned to Scotland (not a very good idea in the long run), she took the practice with her. In French, the word cadet is pronounced 'ca-day' and the Scots changed it into 'caddie. Q: Why are many coin banks shaped like pigs? A: Long ago, dishes and cookware in Europe were made of a dense orange clay called 'pygg'. When people saved coins in jars made of this clay, the jars became known as 'pygg banks.' When an English potter misunderstood the word, he made a container that resembled a pig. And it caught on. Q: Did you ever wonder why dimes, quarters and half dollars have notches (milling), while pennies and nickels do not? A: The US Mint began putting notches on the edges of coins containing gold and silver to discourage holders from shaving off small quantities of the precious metals. Dimes, quarters and half dollars are notched because they used to contain silver. Pennies and nickels aren't notched because the metals they contain are not valuable enough to shave.

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Hoping for good news.

Ever since Skydoc installed his fuse block upgrade I've had no electrical problems of any kind. Plenty of places to wire in extras.

My 83 is still going strong.

253KPH / 157MPH. a few to pay for that thrill. Glad it's not me.

Looks like you got it. Whats the next target?

That was good. Thanks for the good hard laugh. :rotf:

Next Target. A sign at a Restaurant or Diner or Roadside Stand that has the word EAT on it. Along the lines of the old "EAT AT JOE'S" signs. But any sign at anywhere you can eat food with the word EAT in it will do. So: You, Your Bike and a eating establishment with EAT on the sign. Happy Hunting.