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Joopster55

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About Joopster55

  • Birthday 05/05/1955

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  • Name
    John (Jopie) Van Dyk

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  • Location
    Port Dover, ON., Canada

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    Port Dover, ON.

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  • Home Country
    Canada

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  • Interests
    Motor bike riding & Golf
  • Bike Year and Model
    2003 Yamaha Royal Star Midnight Venture
  1. Bob, you need hair to use a hair dryer. lol
  2. How is everyone doing? I haven't been on here at all for the past 6 months. A lot has happened. We sold our house in Hagersville, On., and lived in a cottage in Turkey Point while our new house in Port Dover, ON. was been built. Well, we moved into our new house in December and we are finally settled in. But back in August while training a new driver, I hurt my right shoulder. Never thought anything of it, but the pain was getting worse. I finally went to the doctor in February and he thought it might be my rotator cuff. I went for x-rays and an ultra sound and they showed that I have a torn tendon in my shoulder by the rotator cuff. Now I'm waiting for an appointment with a surgeon to discuss my options. My doctor says I need surgery to repair the tear because it will not heal on it's own. It sucks, it is now March, riding and golf season is right here, right now, and I don't have the strength in my shoulder to do much at all.
  3. Don will be missed. I met him at the Kitchener International with his daughter. He's a true gentleman and family man. I believe he had a mechanical failure on his bike, and I remember how everyone rallied together to help him with repairs. It's great to see how everyone here helps each other out in a time of need. Mary & I send our condolences and prayers to Don and his family.
  4. I've had several bouts with kidney stones and gout in my big toes. Hereidty, I guess. My mother has had the same problems and she lived with 1 kidney for 50 plus years. Best solution that works for me, eat lots of cheeries, celery, cranberries and drink cranberrie juice. The best is cranberry juice mixed with vodka. Can't help you with the double vision, hope your new doctor helps you with that.
  5. Thanks for the info Tom. Please keep us posted. Get well soon, Bob, and back to riding that nice trike of yours. Jopie...
  6. SIMPLE TRUTH 1 Partners help each other undress before sex. However after sex, they always dress on their own. Moral of the story: In life, no one helps you once you're screwed. SIMPLE TRUTH 2 When a lady is pregnant, all her friends touch the stomach and saying "congrats". But, none of them come and touch the man's penis and say "Good job". Moral of the story: "Hard work is never appreciated. No Underwear - Makes Sense to Me A man came to visit his grandparents, and he noticed his grandfather sitting on the porch in the rocking chair wearing only a shirt, with nothing on from the waist down. 'Grandpa, what are you doing? Your weenie is out in the wind for everyone to see!' he exclaimed. The old man looked off in the distance without answering. 'Grandpa, what are you doing sitting out here with nothing on below the waist?' he asked again. The old man slowly looked at him and said, 'Well....last week I sat out here with no shirt on and I got a stiff neck. This is your grandma's idea.' FIVE RULES TO REMEMBER IN LIFE 1. Money cannot buy happiness, but it’s more comfortable to cry in a Corvette than on a bicycle. 2. Forgive your enemy, but remember the *******’s name. 3. If you help someone when they're in trouble, they will remember you when they're in trouble again. 4. Many people are alive only because it’s illegal to shoot them. 5. Alcohol does not solve any problems, but then neither does milk. THERE YOU HAVE IT...and remember, life is good.
  7. Our little Missy checking out the baby doves.
  8. Thought this was good to share.
  9. Congratulations, Carl......I think.....But, I have a question...if your inside the house all day on your computor moderating...and not outside wearing your wooden shoes....where will the woodpeckers roost?
  10. That's good news Carl. Hope all goes well. Mary and I will be thinking about you and your family.
  11. Glad I could help, Carl. It was a pleasure to cook those delicious burgers for everyone. It was especially a pleasure to smoke Annie out and get her out of her chair on occassion. It's funny how quickly a person can tune out an angry Aussie when their yelling at you. As for you Charlie...special burger was made for you.
  12. Had a great time. Food, company and the ice cream were great. Thank you Carl, Marca and your lovely daughter-in-law for helping out so that Marca could visit with us. It was a great day!
  13. They drive on the wrong side of the road here. What's up with that?
  14. Awesome! Looking forward to meeting you at Carl's on Saturday.
  15. Two Red Ears A blonde with two red ears went to her doctor. The doctor asked her what had happened to her ears and she answered, "I was ironing a shirt and the phone rang - but instead of picking up the phone I accidentally picked up the iron and stuck it to my ear." "Oh Dear!" the doctor exclaimed in disbelief. "But, what happened to your other ear?" "The jerk called back!"
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