Joopster55
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Bob, you need hair to use a hair dryer. lol
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How is everyone doing? I haven't been on here at all for the past 6 months. A lot has happened. We sold our house in Hagersville, On., and lived in a cottage in Turkey Point while our new house in Port Dover, ON. was been built. Well, we moved into our new house in December and we are finally settled in. But back in August while training a new driver, I hurt my right shoulder. Never thought anything of it, but the pain was getting worse. I finally went to the doctor in February and he thought it might be my rotator cuff. I went for x-rays and an ultra sound and they showed that I have a torn tendon in my shoulder by the rotator cuff. Now I'm waiting for an appointment with a surgeon to discuss my options. My doctor says I need surgery to repair the tear because it will not heal on it's own. It sucks, it is now March, riding and golf season is right here, right now, and I don't have the strength in my shoulder to do much at all.
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Don will be missed. I met him at the Kitchener International with his daughter. He's a true gentleman and family man. I believe he had a mechanical failure on his bike, and I remember how everyone rallied together to help him with repairs. It's great to see how everyone here helps each other out in a time of need. Mary & I send our condolences and prayers to Don and his family.
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Kidney Stones, Infections, Allergic Reaction, now double vision.
Joopster55 replied to etcswjoe's topic in Watering Hole
I've had several bouts with kidney stones and gout in my big toes. Hereidty, I guess. My mother has had the same problems and she lived with 1 kidney for 50 plus years. Best solution that works for me, eat lots of cheeries, celery, cranberries and drink cranberrie juice. The best is cranberry juice mixed with vodka. Can't help you with the double vision, hope your new doctor helps you with that. -
Thanks for the info Tom. Please keep us posted. Get well soon, Bob, and back to riding that nice trike of yours. Jopie...
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SIMPLE TRUTH 1 Partners help each other undress before sex. However after sex, they always dress on their own. Moral of the story: In life, no one helps you once you're screwed. SIMPLE TRUTH 2 When a lady is pregnant, all her friends touch the stomach and saying "congrats". But, none of them come and touch the man's penis and say "Good job". Moral of the story: "Hard work is never appreciated. No Underwear - Makes Sense to Me A man came to visit his grandparents, and he noticed his grandfather sitting on the porch in the rocking chair wearing only a shirt, with nothing on from the waist down. 'Grandpa, what are you doing? Your weenie is out in the wind for everyone to see!' he exclaimed. The old man looked off in the distance without answering. 'Grandpa, what are you doing sitting out here with nothing on below the waist?' he asked again. The old man slowly looked at him and said, 'Well....last week I sat out here with no shirt on and I got a stiff neck. This is your grandma's idea.' FIVE RULES TO REMEMBER IN LIFE 1. Money cannot buy happiness, but it’s more comfortable to cry in a Corvette than on a bicycle. 2. Forgive your enemy, but remember the *******’s name. 3. If you help someone when they're in trouble, they will remember you when they're in trouble again. 4. Many people are alive only because it’s illegal to shoot them. 5. Alcohol does not solve any problems, but then neither does milk. THERE YOU HAVE IT...and remember, life is good.
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Our little Missy checking out the baby doves.
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Thought this was good to share.
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Congratulations, Carl......I think.....But, I have a question...if your inside the house all day on your computor moderating...and not outside wearing your wooden shoes....where will the woodpeckers roost?
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Some of you knew
Joopster55 replied to Marcarl's topic in Inspirational, Motivational, Prayer Requests, Etc.
That's good news Carl. Hope all goes well. Mary and I will be thinking about you and your family. -
Glad I could help, Carl. It was a pleasure to cook those delicious burgers for everyone. It was especially a pleasure to smoke Annie out and get her out of her chair on occassion. It's funny how quickly a person can tune out an angry Aussie when their yelling at you. As for you Charlie...special burger was made for you.
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Had a great time. Food, company and the ice cream were great. Thank you Carl, Marca and your lovely daughter-in-law for helping out so that Marca could visit with us. It was a great day!
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They drive on the wrong side of the road here. What's up with that?
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Awesome! Looking forward to meeting you at Carl's on Saturday.
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Two Red Ears A blonde with two red ears went to her doctor. The doctor asked her what had happened to her ears and she answered, "I was ironing a shirt and the phone rang - but instead of picking up the phone I accidentally picked up the iron and stuck it to my ear." "Oh Dear!" the doctor exclaimed in disbelief. "But, what happened to your other ear?" "The jerk called back!"
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A tough looking biker was riding his Harley when he sees a pretty girl about to jump off a bridge so he stops. "What are you doing?" he asks. "I'm going to commit suicide," she says. While he did not want to appear insensitive, he didn't want to miss an opportunity, so he asked "Well, before you jump, why don't you give me a Kiss?" So, she does. After she's finished, the biker says, "Wow! That was the best Kiss I have ever had. That's a real talent you are wasting. You could be famous. Why are you committing suicide?" "My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl......"
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The Hillbilly Farmer A hillbilly farmer had a wife who nagged him unmercifully. From morning till night (and sometimes later), she was always complaining about something. The only time he got any relief was when he was out plowing with his old mule. He tried to plow a lot. One day, when he was out plowing, his wife brought him lunch in the field. He drove the old mule into the shade, sat down on a stump, and began to eat his lunch. Immediately, his wife began haranguing him again. Complain, nag, nag; it just went on and on. All of a sudden, the old mule lashed out with both hind feet; caught her smack in the back of the head. Killed her dead on the spot. At the funeral several days later, the minister noticed something rather odd. When a woman mourner would approach the old farmer, he would listen for a minute, then nod his head in agreement; but when a man mourner approached him, he would listen for a minute, then shake his head in disagreement. This was so consistent, the minister decided to ask the old farmer about it. So after the funeral, the minister spoke to the old farmer, and asked him why he nodded his head and agreed with the women, but always shook his head and disagreed with all the men. The old farmer said: "Well, the women would come up and say something about how nice my wife looked, or how pretty her dress was, so I'd nod my head in agreement." "And what about the men?" the minister asked. "They wanted to know if the mule was for sale."
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you have to see this. OMG!!! make sure u watch all the way this is tooo funny. take a minute and watch Check out this man who wants to know what his girlfriends go thru. http://biggeekdaddy.com/humorpages/Humor/ManWax.html
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Under a Scotsman's kilt Click on the link below . . . http://www.youtube.com/watch_popup?v=MZ35SOU9HTM I DARE YOU NOT TO SMILE!!!!!!
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Just put this on, and it will start the show itself. Turn up your speakers! Someone did an awesome job putting this together and with sound to boot. At the very end of the video you'll hear the song 'Thunder Road,' sung by the star of the movie for which it was the theme! Not uncommon, except this is the one and only song ever recorded, for publication, sung by Robert Mitchum! Cars we drove in the 50's and 60's.....click on line below. http://cruzintheavenue.com/CarsWeDrove.htm
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I got a better deal. $11.78 Cdn.
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Merry Christmas everyone and A Happy New Year. I hope everyone rides safe in 2011. Jopie & Mary...
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Click here: They Call Her the Crusher
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TWO IDENTICAL PICTURES ·This is amazing. I managed to get all 3 eventually. This will really intrigue you. Good luck! cheers. ·READ BEFORE CLICKING ON THE LINK BELOW There are two identical pictures that will appear on the screen. Almost 8,000 people were tested to see if they could find the 3 differences in the two pictures and only 19 found all 3.. See how observant you are. ·If you find all 3, you're one of very few people who are able to do this. · http://members.home.nl/saen/Special/Zoeken.swf
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you have to see this. OMG!!! make sure u watch all the way this is tooo funny. take a minute and watch Check out this man who wants to know what his girlfriends go thru. http://biggeekdaddy.com/humorpages/Humor/ManWax.html