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How about a "Pygmie Roundup" which covers every State? Boomer....who sez birth control pills ain't getting the job done.
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SON-OF-A-B*^%H TOOL: (A personal favorite!) Any handy tool that you grab and throw across the garage while yelling 'Son of a B*^%H!' at the top of your lungs. It is also, most often, the next tool that you will need. Boomer....who sez he is a master at using this one.
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Colt .45 Commander....loaded with hollow points. Boomer....who believes that dead men cannot testify.
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I'm checking with a few select pygmies who have learned to use my computer..... Boomer....who sez nothing is sacred or safe now.
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Leave the kickstand down whenever she gets on/off the scoot. Boomer....who sez you should NOT tell her to go onna diet unless you have alternate living quarters available...
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Yabbut if ya did that you'd have to deal with housewives who want a new washing machine..... Boomer....who sez sometimes the devil makes him post off-topic stuff.
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What little piece are ya talking about? Boomer....who does not have any mechanically-inclined pygmies to help him with this job.
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Yep those are the trunk re-enforcing plates I now have.... and will be used when I install my new trunk this week. Boomer....who would appreciate any tips regarding this trunk change-out job.
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Big Tom I don't know if ya have one or two of mine or not....But I know they will multiply fast and you kin start yer own fertilizer bizness. Boomer....who sez he left a mess of the little runts in Don's neighborhood....along with a lot of TP too.
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY DEB....May your travels be safe and free of pygmies! Boomer....
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Who would want Cupcake today when you can have this?
BoomerCPO replied to Dave77459's topic in Watering Hole
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Check the immediate area around the bike....If you see tiny footprints then you have PYGMIES hiding out on the scoot. Boomer....who sez don't blame me cuz all of mine are accounted for.
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Well, I just want to thank all of you cuz.....
BoomerCPO replied to Iowawegian's topic in Watering Hole
I feel yer pain with enduring a COLD Winter and not being able to ride....Having said dat tho I gotta tell ya life is no picnic down heah in the South when ya gotta deal with 30+ crazed pygmies onna daily basis! Boomer....who's waiting for NASA to approve loading the pygmies into the next Shuttle flight. -
Why use a dunk tank when there is a good pond right there at Don's? Boomer....who sez launching Mini with a BIG rubber band might be the way to go.
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What do you expect from a guy who opens up his home and his heart to a bunch of crazies on motorcycles, maintains a pond complete with monsters, and runs one of the best Venture Sites on the Internet? Boomer....who's keeping mum about the number of pygmies unleashed in Ohio last year.
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Don....Check the bushes outside your home for.....pygmies. The little runts are addicted to cable wire insulation. Boomer....who sez aim carefully so ya don't shoot yer eye out.
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If we did that at Don's for the next MD there would be NO potholes in his driveway!! Boomer....who sez the liberal use of Tequilla could make the ladies more prone to full participation.
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Cold as a well digger's a$$ here as well....Freezing sleet coming down and the wind is howling. All School's closed today and tomorrow (Friday). Never saw it this COLD in Loozeeanner in my entire life. Boomer....who hopes somebody gives Al Gore a good beating.
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IMHO if you wore the uniform you are a Brother to me and it don't make a damn if you saw action or not. Nuff said. Boomer....who sez being a Combat Vet is not what it's cracked up to be.
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Yo Brad.....I have extra "mean" pygmies that will do escort duty for yer daughter. Boomer....who sez pygmies are perfect for testicle modifications.
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Is that all he did? Pffffffttttttttt............... Boomer....who sez a Dad's gotta do what a Dad's gotta do.
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Owen.... Nothing you come up with surprises me anymore.... Boomer....who can recognize Squid even when his head is chopped off....
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Improve or "Go Faster" things for 1st Gen 83-85
BoomerCPO replied to Yammer Dan's topic in Watering Hole
A bigger rubber band equals greater speed..... Boomer..... -
Yer prolly right about dat Ruffy! Boomer.....who sez stuffing pygmies would be more enjoyable if the little runts were edible like crawfish.
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I recently air-dropped a bunch of unruly pygmies into that Playa Del Carmen Mexico area and they are giving the local bandido's a run for the money on nefarious activities.....especially so on unsuspecting gringo's........ Boomer....who now has fewer little voices to listen to.