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BoomerCPO

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  1. Get rid of those locks....convert those saddle bags and trunk into Auxiliary Cheescake Coolers..... Boomer.....who could be a purty good enginner for Yamaha if he could speak fish-head jabber.
  2. My vote is to get a few Swiss Army knives....and devote the rest of the money to cheesecake. Boomer.....who sez God gave us teeth before he gave us knives.
  3. To heck with an extra gas tank....I'm looking at converting my trunk into a refrigerated cheescake storage area. Boomer.....who sez having a woman and cheescake on de scoot is certainly de cat's meow .
  4. I have to tell you that no matter what type flagpole you put on your scoot there is NO Flag made that will hold up to highway speeds in excess of 50mph for a duration of 3o minutes or more. I have tried them all over the past 4 years with the Patriot Guard and they all blow out at the hems even after having additional stitching put on. I never unfurl my Flags for any ride at highway speeds.....can't afford to replace them after every PGR Mission. Also....If you lose a Flag at highway speeds (or any part of your Flagpole as well) you are liable if that Flag causes an accident of any sort! There are specific guidlines of the Patriot Guard pertaining to flying of Flags at highway speeds....and don't be surprised if the Mission Ride Captain prohibits you from doing so at any given Mission. As a Ride Captain I always specify that to the Riders for any Mission that I am in charge of. Boomer.....who's seen more than a few hairy moments on the slab thanks to Flags and poles coming off of scoots at highway speeds.
  5. Dang that was a rough weekend of events! Hope your dog pulls through with no complications. Boomer.....who thinks that yellow Lab needs a lesson in manners delivered by a bad-a$$ed German shepard.
  6. With metal in both of her wrists I'd be mighty keerful about getting that gal of yers riled up Tom.....Ya might wanna consider putting yer helmet on when ya go getting her riled up. Boomer.....who sez it's tough to wear a brain bucket when ya got 3-4 cartoon knots on yer noggin.
  7. Met a whole bunch of Hippies at the San Fran Airport when I came back to the world from Nam. They made my homecoming something I try to forget every single day. Boomer.....who would have called in a airstrike on that airport on that specific day.
  8. Just got mine done at Kenny's at the February Bogalusa Meet....took all of 10 minutes. Local Stealer in Lafayette told me 4 hours was needed to do the job! Boomer....who knows a good manure spreader when he sees one.
  9. My earliest childhood memory is that of sneaking up on Grand-dad's prize bull and smacking that rascal on the family jewels with a broomstick. Boomer.....who sez ya better learn to run fast if yer gonna mess with any bull.
  10. Prayers and good thoughts on the way! Boomer......who hopes her Doctor speaks English too.
  11. IMHO no one deserves to be harassed that way in any public setting and my hat is off to the old Vet for giving it to the punk. Nuff said...... Boomer....who realizes the gratification that comes with pounding a dork who really deserves it.
  12. Hey..... I been saying all along I was an ugly old cuss! Boomer.....who knows there's not a plastic surgeon alive that can fix what time has wrought.....
  13. I gotta tell ya Bob that after meeting you at Kenny's in Bogalusa I was sorely tempted to hit the road with you on Sunday morning. The only thing that pooched that idea was my finances! Ride safe my friend!! Boomer....still looking for dat deaf and mute woman....and adding "rich" to the "Requirements List".............
  14. This meet up was a 1st for me and I enjoyed every darn minute of it!! Special thanks go out to Kenny and Beth.....their hospitality and friendship are something everyone should experience!! Of all the work done my scoot had to take 1st place for everything that was done....New tires....Brakes....Carb Synch....Welding a broken trunk bracket....Teardown,cleaning,and lubrication of the rear drive. Thank you and Bravo Zulu to Squid,Kenny,and Gunboat!! Between Beth's awesome cooking skills and Lanna's cheesecake I now have high standards set for any woman who wants to hook up with this ornery old Chief!! My sincere thanks to all for the friendship, jokes (yeah Lowell I owe you a BIG one!) and overall a super time. Ride safe folks....It's nice to know I have a new passel of friends and I truly look forward to seeing all of you again....SOON! Boomer.....who's happier than a Cathouse Manager running 4 cash registers onna busy Saturday night.
  15. If you are frugal then let Rick Butler have a shot at your current seat. If you have $$$$ to burn send it to me and I'll come up with a few more suggestions for you..... Boomer....who sez you won't regret getting the Butler Mod done to yer seat.
  16. Every darn one of them.....when I wuz younger and a lot more stupid. Boomer.....who has the scars and the x-rays to prove every dumb a$$ed thing he has done in life......and is still trying to grow up.
  17. I'll gladly do that.....and post pics of her too! Boomer.....who figgers a woman like dat should be easy to spot here in de flatlands of Loozeeanner.
  18. Thanks Squid! I can't say how much I appreciate the efforts of all concerned with this endeavor. Regardless of what the weather is I will be heading out to Bogalusa tomorrow morning!! Boomer..... riding solo and hard until he finds a good woman who is blind and mute to ride with him.
  19. Thanks Don....If they are the right ones I'll pay ya for them on Saturday. Looking forward to meeting everyone!! Boomer.....who will make darn good time if I can line up a State Police escort....or not.
  20. Kenny.....I will be rolling in between 11AM and Noon on Saturday. I have both front/rear new tires from SW Moto. Had no luck finding new rear brake pads but we can reverse the existing pads I suppose? Boomer.....who sez you'll know I'm close to yer house when ya hear the sirens wailing.
  21. Wal Mart has those Trac phones pretty cheap and will tide her over till she learns to take better care of her phone. It's nothing fancy but its still a good Comm Link. Boomer.....who thinks teens should be talking instead of texting....and cleaning their own rooms too.
  22. I knew a fella who liked to do that. A frisky little red head caught him in the act and shoved that mirror where the sun don't shine. Boomer.....who knows the ER Nurses got a good laugh watching the Doc do the mirror removal procedure.
  23. OOPS.....My bad.....Yes it is on Saturday the 27th!!! Boomer.....who sez ya should look at a Calender before ya shoot off yer face.
  24. Hey Squid if yer gonna ride in for this that would be great!! Boomer....who's gonna bring extra Bail money just in case.
  25. I'm shooting for a 12 Noon arrival at Bogalusa....On the 27th of this month!! If anyone coming has a spare set of REAR BRAKE PADS I'll be more than happy to buy em from you!! Boomer.....who's gonna call Kenny as soon as he hits the Bogalusa Town Line and the LEO's try to stop him.
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