saddlebum
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Just don't forget-- Those replacement lenses light up in the headlights----last thing you need is some redneck mistaking you for a dear the next time he goe's out jack lighting deer. And in your case Tom if you happen to be licking a big rasberry icecream at the time, Somebody's gonna think there just about to bag rudolph.:rotfl:
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saddlebum replied to M61A1MECH's topic in Embarrassing Moments
How about having it on the side stand as the person gets on only to have it suddenly lean the other way because the ground was higher on the left side of the bike then you thought. As far as using the kick stand to shut off the bike I got out of this habit because all too often I walked away from the bike leaving the key on and coming back to a dead battery. This usually seems to happen in front of a bar were you end up buying a round for the people who came out to push start you. -
I went to the eye doctors today. While sitting and waiting my turn I happen to notice a pamphlet on lasik eye surgery. On the front was a picture of Tiger Woods who according to the write up had it done 15 years ago. Thats when it occured to me that the lasik I surgery may not be so great after all.--- look what happend to tiger ----- ------- HE DEVELOPED A WONDERING EYE:rotfl: :rotfl:
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Tom......you need to get out more , and get some sun-------- your complexion is reeeeaaaly pale---
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When I was young an oldtimer once gave me a piece of advice...........He said if you ever pick up a piece of steel that is so hot that it burns your hand..........the best thing to do is drop it ....:rotfl::rotfl:I never forgot that advice.
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I will tell you why not. I ride a 1st gen and its hard enough to keep it under 125 mph (200 kph) as it is
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So just what is it your bragging about? That your daughter just got her acceptance letter to the University of Richmond! Or that you have a Spider in the house! :think::think: While we all try to figure that out let me just say:wow:and CONGRATULATIONS :dancefool:on your Daughter's Acceptance to the Richmond:dancefool:
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And just how do you know this???...do tell!!!!
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I am totaly puzzled,....:think:.....How in the world did you ever manage to let go of an ice cream cone..... and actually put both hands to work.....:think:
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Sorry about your family's loss. Hope everyone gets through this OK. Prayers sent
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Hey Bobby which one of those two lumps under the snow is you.:snow2:
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That was very touching Annie. May the both of you have a Very Merry Christmas as well.
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WHY ?..... because your tongue is probably frozen
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It saves chasing it out the out house door as it rolls across the yard.:bang head:
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I have actually used the aspirin trick a few times. sometimes it works and sometimes it doesn't. I actually got another 6 months out of one, but in the end you still eventually replace the battery.
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Then get a dog
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Snow day...???? You have got tobe kidding....!!!!!! Why when I was your age we never heard of such a thing we walked through three feet of snow, uphill both ways :snow2::snow2:.....
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Funny I was just letting my wife read this thread and she up and say's the same thing.....Where do they come up with this stuff:think::think: Then she follows this by telling me a woman she works with has her husband and boys TRAINED.....to sit while using the toilet at all times:scared:
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Ok That would be unfair, because the Guy's would always have to raise and lower 2 items, while the the Gal's would only have to raise and lower 1 item. And thats exactly my point Why is it only us wise few grasp that
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I have to agree and am sorry for the family. prayers sent
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Here is why I feel it should come from the back----when it is over the front and I give the portion I want a quick snap to tear it of the roll, the the roll keeps spinning and next thing there is a big pile of toilet paper on the floor under an empty roll. If I let it hang from the back and give it a quick snap to tear of a piece the roll just stops, and does not spill out on the floor.
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why what
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My wife say's when putting up the toilet paper the free end should come down in front of the roll....I say it should come down behind the roll...so which is it....:think::think:
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I'll bet if you sent it to the Japanese, they would figure out how to make it smaller...:rotfl:
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Thats awsome I always love riding horses in the snow ( preferably without ice under the snow) Thats getting a little heavy handed, is it not Don after all its only a little bit of water Mini dripped on you.:rotfl: Hey Bobby, I did say a little nippy, I said nothing about being cold or that I am ready to stop riding yet.