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    Geez I sure hope them folks frum National Geographic and the Customs Cops don't see this......Ruffy you surely are one sneaky fellar! Boomer....who sez me and the pygmies might have to hide out fer a while.....and NO I ain't the Daddy of dat little one either.....but dat baby shore does look like Bubber.
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    Annie.....Check to make sure ya don't have no pygmies scooting around there....and if ya do feel free to round em up and ship em to Bubber. Boomer....who sez a sneaky Samaritan is better than a Pond Monster any old day.
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    You know darn well I'm all for this! Boomer ...who sez a boxing match between the Pond Monster and a drunken Kangaroo outta be a hoot.
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    Japan. Boomer.....who sez ya should see how many Japanese pygmies it takes to slap this beast together.
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    The faster ya go the cooler it gets. Boomer.....who sez laying a steak on the pipes while yer riding makes fer a nice snack when ya do a baffroom/gas/beer stop.
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    [QUO]12 breading pairs YA SPELL LIKE A REDNECK TOO..... Boomer.....who sez he's gonna pass on "fried pygmie".....
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    Why don't ya just stretch yer neck and keep yer noggin above the windshield? Doing that could make ya look like you are one of them uppity-nosed know-it-alls and temper yer obvious redneck characteristics..... Boomer.....who jest knows he's gonna catch hell for this one.....
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    It don't make a darn what yer riding buddy....Friendships formed here go way beyond the make/model of scoot !! If you ain't figgered that out by now I'll be glad to send ya some pygmies experienced in providing "Counselling"...... Boomer....who sez friendship is a treasure to keep,hold,and nurture....until the other guy runs outta beer money.
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    Hey if yer wife don't snoop around in heah then spiil the beans and tell us what yer gonna name the little tyke! Boomer....who thought his 1st name was " Dammit Boy" until he started school......
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    I know a gal named Shirley over in Baton Rouge....She's not married tho....lives with 8 cats.....and has 4 pygmies now....Can ya use her? Boomer......jest tryin to help out in the Shirley Department....
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    ROTFLMAO!!!!!! Boomer....who sez he can't top dat one.....and a special PFFFFFFtttttttt to dat Black Owl fellar who prolly lives inna tree and never seen a Pole Dancer.
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    Dang....You brought back my memories of dat Pole Dancer for a freakin meat turnover? Boomer....who sez ya shoudda e-mailed Martha Stewart in the fust place instead of slapping dat stuff on here and getting me all werked up.
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    I ain't got a freakin clue as to what yer looking for.....Bubber where are ya man ???? Boomer....who sez the only pasties he's ever seen wuz onna Pole Dancer in San Fran-fruity....and I proposed to her 12 times before the Bouncer taught me to fly.....
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    CONGRATS ON THE PREGNANCY.... AND THE FACT THAT ITS A BOY TO BOOT!! Boomer....who sez its really fun teaching yer son to write his name in the snow.... with that special body part!
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    ROFL!!!! Boomer....who sez dat's COLD !!!
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    LMAO!!!! Leave it to you Yammer to stir the pot...... Boomer....who sez ya prolly make a mean gravy fer the mashed taters too....
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    Ahem....That is Boomer with a capital "B" to you Ice Cream Boy..... Boomer.....who sez take yer liberties with the ladies.... but NOT the Pygmie Master.
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    Wait till ya get caught in the rain....yer really gonna love those Commanders! I run 38psi front/rear and the scoot is like a fleet-footed cat headed for the food dish fulla tuna..... Boomer....who sez they do purty good with running over possums and them armydillos as well down heah in Cajun country.
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    Hey Kenny.....Beth looks real good on dat scoot..... Boomer....who see's a lotta over-time fer mah Bogalusa buddy.
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    Ya but it beats the heck outta hunting down PLASTIC fer those Maytags. Boomer....who sez ya gotta draw a line in de sand sometimes.....
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    Pfffffffftttttttt.....I ain't skeered of dat little blonde Canadian runt..... Boomer.....who sez distance can be a good thing.
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    Sounds like a great plan to me!! Boomer....who sez ya gotta drop a few off at RhondaT's house.....jest fer giggles.
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    NO CHIT? DAYUUUUM I FEEL BETTER ALREADY !!! Boomer.....who can't remember the last time he whooped it up wit a college gal....but I'll bet she does!!!
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    I can lease ya a few pygmies to hang onto all of dat stuff..... Boomer....who sez ya can never have too many hands when it comes to all dat lectronic gizmo stuff.....
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    This is a private Outfit that has been doing this for several years now. BP has nothing to do with it. I never asked about the pay and I really don't give a hoot....This is a challenge for me and the opportunity to give back to my beloved home State. Boomer....who sez some things don't have a price....excluding pygmies and beer of course.
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