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Dang that's one little cutie!! Anybody taking bets on the number of hearts she's gonna break before she hits 21? Boomer....who sez he can send her a box of pygmies if ya shoot me an addy.
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Dang.....Did a sweet ride through the country....then rolled her on the Slab and choked the mother in law fer about 30 miles on I-49....took her up to 105 and she jest purred like a cat wit a belly fulla tuna fish.....it don't get no better than this!! Bogalusa heah I come.....and dat other place up North too. Boomer.....who wonders if Kbran has room in his trailer fer about 125 pygmies....
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For the benefit of all.......I hate to report that the fuel pump Bubber sent me...... Arrived safe....I did the Install without a hitch.....and my scoot "Freedom" will once more roar across de flatlands of Loozeeanner.....to Bogulasa....AND THEN ON TO THE OHIO MD. DON'T NONE OF YOU CANDY-A$$E$ UP NORTH SAY I DIDN'T GIVE YOU FAIR WARNING I WAS COMING!! THE LOOZEEANNER/TEXAS "GANG" WILL ARRIVE WHEN YA LEAST EXPECT IT AT THE MD....LISTEN FOR THE POLICE SIRENS!!! Boomer.... The "Magnificent Pygmie Master" and PITA to all...... ps: Bubber I owe you a big one my friend and I look forward to the day when I can shake your hand and knock down a few cold one's with you!!!
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I'm waiting on FedEx to show up. As soon as I get the pump in and test ride done I'll be packing the scoot for the run to MD. I have marching orders from GREAT friends that I MUST GO TO MD...or suffer an a$$ kicking....LOL. Boomer.....who sez the pygmies will be pizzed when I sneak outta here tomorrow and head fer Bogalusa and the big run to de MD.
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Remember who we are not what others want us to be!
BoomerCPO replied to Bubber's topic in Watering Hole
If you ever meet Naught-T you'd think twice about doing dat..... Boomer.....who sez some posteriors are better off not being groped. -
Bubber..... I'm sitting here waiting for the delivery. PM me yer phone number will ya....I'll give ya a shout when all is done. Thanks my friend. Boomer
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Monty the only clicking (from the rear end of our scoots) that I have read hear is that the rear drive splines do that when lubrication is needed. Boomer....who sez don't blame me cuz I didn't design the scoot.....and I sure could be wrong in the above comment too......but I'll send ya a truckload of pygmies to make it up to you.
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Bubber.....Grab yer gun and start shooting.....the little curtain-climbers breed faster than rabbitts....you'll be living inna tent when they take over yer house!! Boomer....who sez if it comes to de worse shoot me the co-ordinates to yer house and I'll call in a Air Strike.
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Dang but that is good news!!! Boomer....still inna quandry heah.....
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Remember who we are not what others want us to be!
BoomerCPO replied to Bubber's topic in Watering Hole
Does anybody remember the topic of this thread? Boomer....who's backing outta this while he can still walk..... -
Remember who we are not what others want us to be!
BoomerCPO replied to Bubber's topic in Watering Hole
I'll vouch for that as well !!! Boomer.....who sez even the crazy one's can give ya a warm fuzzy feelin.... -
Choke the Mother-In-Law works for me...... Boomer.....the non-PC guy with all the pygmies.
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Remember who we are not what others want us to be!
BoomerCPO replied to Bubber's topic in Watering Hole
Just the female ones.....for me anyway. For those of questionable gender I'd just as soon not think about. Boomer....who wuz raised to swing in only one direction....and that alone gets me into enuff trouble. -
I'm really trying Monty....the details involved are just tearing me up....and that is no joke my friend. Final decision has not been made yet..... Boomer.....who sez life is not so much fun when the heart is heavy.
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Yep.....the fewer of those moments we have on the road the better we are! Boomer....who sez changing yer underwear on the side of the road in a patch of poison Ivy is NOT a priceless moment....and made even worse when ya gotta bunch of pygmies laffin their butts off at ya.
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Better to have your scoot set up right for safe riding rather than risk a tragedy out on the road! I know how you feel about missing Don's MD....I missed the last 3 years....and this year is not looking too good either due to crap which is totally beyond my control at this point in time....and I'm not referring to my scoot either. Boomer.....who's ready to turn life's lemons into lemonaide,add vodka,and throw a howling drunk party for me and them crazy pygmies.
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I have experienced that here in the hotlands of Loozeeanner when I fill the tank completely right up to the gas cap rim.....and I no longer do that cuz it spooked me too when it happened! Boomer.....who sez get yerself some pygmies and make em pack extra gas for you....otherwise they will play poker and fight in yer saddlebags. Edited: I'd go with the Goose on this one.....lucky for me this has only happened 2x's and never again so far!
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Remember who we are not what others want us to be!
BoomerCPO replied to Bubber's topic in Watering Hole
When I was in-Country in Hell many years ago we did many Special Ops Missions with the Canadians.....they earned my/our complete respect and trust. A tough breed for sure!! Boomer....who has many good memories of those fine men. -
Dang it Bongo....ya should have put a "spew alert" on that one..... Boomer....who has the pygmies cleaning up Coca-Cola which is now everywhere.
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I see a lot of them half-nekkid gals riding with the crotch-rocket crowd down here. Yeah the weather is hot but that's no excuse for what these young ones are doing. I cringe every time one of em tears by me doing 90mph or better and they're packing the girlfriend with em. Boomer.....who's getting tired of these scantily clad dolls getting the pygmies all excited too.
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Dang.....the title of this thread had me going until I opened it up and saw the question was towards a bike and not a member of de female gender......sigh. Boomer....who sez its always a good thing to help nekkid wimmen.....
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Anyone riding back into Loozeeanner after this hoedown is done with? Boomer.....who's not keen on doing a solo 900+mile ride with a bunch of disgruntled pygmies.
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LMAO!!! I was wondering how long it would take you to pick up on that! Boomer.....who sez when ya use the right bait the fish will bite. ps: Monty picked up on it quick...LOL
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LMAO!!!! Yeah I remember a few pissants like that over my years in the Navy.....sent more than one of em off the Mess Cooking Duty for 3 months or more....that made a believer of them when it came to messing with a Chief. Boomer.....who sez 23+ years of Service was not enuff for this old salt.
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ROFL!!!!!! Boomer:rotf: