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I watched and it cost me :mo money:I done went and ordered one inc ride the dragon and surviving the mean streets. I think the best tip on this was ( when in a tight spot look at you escape route not at the pending hazard) ALSO: I am still waiting for silvercrew to pm me his mailing address so I can mail ride like a pro to him. I don't want to skip anyone on the list but I can't sit on it forever either . If I dont get it soon I will mail it to marcarl (next on the list)

I am still waiting for you to pm me your mailing address so I can mail ride like a pro to you. I don't want to skip anyone on the list but I can't sit on it forever either .

This was written by a black gentleman in Texas . And is so funny. What a great sense of humor And creativity!!! When I was born, I was BLACK, When I grew up, I was BLACK, When I went in the sun, I stayed BLACK, When I got cold, I was BLACK, When I was scared, I was BLACK, When I was sick, I was BLACK, When I bruise, I'm still BLACK, And when I die, I'll still be BLACK. NOW, You 'white' folks.... When you're born, you're PINK, When you grow-up, you're WHITE, When you go in the sun, you get RED, When you're cold, you turn BLUE, When you're scared, you're YELLOW, When you get sick, you're GREEN, When you bruise, you turn PURPLE, And when you die, you look GRAY. So who y'all callin' COLORED folks?

Levity!!! you cant fool anyone you were trying to lure him to the dark side

MD , Marcarls , and with any luck 09 raly. Other than that I hope to scoot around some of northern Ontario's back roads.

I just painted mine last fall burgandy metalic pearl from a mazda and blackcherry metalic pearl from a saab

you could always give up cheese cake:thumbsup: As for me i have always worn wet skins purchased at most fishing gear shops but this year I needed new gear so I purchased frogg toggs at a local bike show, have not yet got to try them out yet though

Not nice making evil comments when i guy is obviously having a bad day

Thank God you finally spilled the beans I was starting to regret opening this post cause it would have kept me up all night wondering. But now I can sleep in peace and OH YEH http://www.bradfitzpatrick.com/stock_illustration/images-new/people/cartoon-baby-clipart.gifCongratulations

These are from a book called 'Disorder in the American Courts' and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and now published by court reporters that had the torment of staying calm while these exchanges were actually taking place. ___________________________________________ ATTORNEY: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all? WITNESS: Yes. ATTORNEY: And in what ways does it affect your memory? WITNESS: I forget. ATTORNEY: You forget? Can you give us an example of something you forgot? ___________________________________________ ATTORNEY: Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn't know about it until the next morning? WITNESS: Did you actually pass the bar exam? _________________________ ___________ ATTORNEY: The youngest son, the twenty-year-old, how old is he? WITNESS: He's twenty, much like your IQ. ___________________________________________ ATTORNEY: Were you present when your picture was taken? WITNESS: Are you ****ting me? _________________________________________ ATTORNEY: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th? WITNESS: Yes. ATTORNEY: And what were you doing at that time? WITNESS: getting laid ____________________________________________ ATTORNEY: She had three children, right? WITNESS: Yes. ATTORNEY: How many were boys? WITNESS: None. ATTORNEY: Were there any girls? W ITNESS : Your Honor, I think I need a different attorney. Can I get a new attorney? ____________________________________________ ATTORNEY:How was your 1st marriage terminated? WITNESS : By death. ATTORNEY: And by whose death was it terminated? WITNESS: Take a guess. ____________________________________________ ATTORNEY: Can you describe the individual? WITNESS: He was about medium height and had a beard. ATTORNEY: Was this a male or a female? WITNESS: Unless the Circus was in town I'm going with male. _____________________________________ ATTORNEY: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition notice which I sent to your attorney? WITNESS: No, this is how I dress when I go to work. ______________________________________ ATTORNEY: Doctor, how many of your autopsies have you performed on dead people? WITNESS: All of them. The live ones put up too much of a fight. _________________________________________ ATTORNEY: ALL your responses MUST be oral, OK? What school did you go to? WITNESS: Oral. _________________________________________ ATTORNEY: Do you recall the time that you examined the body? WITNESS: The autopsy started around 8:30 p.m. ATTORNEY: And Mr. Denton was dead at the time? WITNESS: If not, he was by the time I finished. ____________________________________________ ATTORNEY: Are you qualified to give a urine sample? WITNESS: Are you qualified to ask that question? ______________________________________ And the best for last: ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse? WITNESS: No. ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure? WITNESS: No. ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing? WITNESS: No. ATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy? WITNESS: No. ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor? WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar. ATTORNEY: I see, but could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless? WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law.

Here is were the trouble lie's . All you people think we have a justice system (this goes for both Canada and the USA) We don't . What we have is a legal system. The difference being that the verdicit and resulting punishment can be influenced by (a) wealth, (b) who you know or © who you are.True Justice does not enter the picture.

I have seen them at a bike show . They look neet but I am really not sure what to make of it

It was originally developed for marine use :thumbsup:hence the name sea foam. Hey Freebird guess that means you can use it on underwater lawnmowers:rotfl::rotfl:

received video today. Have sent Silver crew a pm 3 day's ago for his mailing address but have not yet received a reply. will send it asap when i get his address:thumbsup:

DONT ASK YAMMER ABOUT BRAKES HE ONLY KNOWS ABOUT THROTTLES AND ONLY THE WIDE OPEN KIND :rotfl:

I like the offer Bob I will be keeping it mind I have to see if I can get the friday off.

Just out of curiosity is there an Ontario group forming up to go to md and if so when and were. If I can swing it to go (and beleive me I am working on it ) I would sure like to hook up with such a group if I may.

Ok now I am puzzeled. Is pay pal not suppose to be a secure and trust worthy means of making transactions

you sure its a bike lift I see wrist straps :rotfl:

So did i my prelimanery opinion is that this good be very helpfull time will tell i guess

Yeh Thanks Don!!

:scratchchin: Would I be allowed to state the truth that burgandy is faster then blue or would Yammer take that as confrontational. Just want to know were the boundry's are. Don I,m behind you all the way

WHAT?? It sounds like fun:innocent-emoticon:

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