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mini-muffin

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  1. I'm not so good with a shotgun. I do have a 357 though. I like it better when I find em in the yard I just use the shovel and kill em that way. Chop off their heads. Don't usually kill black snakes though. They keep away the other snakes. I think he lives in the front shed though. But I'm not gonna go look. Margaret
  2. Well first off no my electric is fine, no water leaks and no I didn't get anything else in my ear. Though this one would have hurt pretty good. I opened the door this afternoon and saw a snake at my door. So I slammed the door shut and try to look out the window to see what sort it is. Can't see the head but it looks like a black snake. But of course with my luck it's better to be safe then sorry and driving to the emergency room for antivenin. I search the house to see if there's anything I can use to get rid of this critter, can't find anything. Look back out no snake on the porch, wonder where it went. I found it on the table outside the window. Now on the upside it's definitely a black snake. Still don't want to get bit though. So I get my stuff together and head out the door only to see no snake. Now I'm wondering where it went again. So I carefully head to the car making sure it's just dirt under my feet. Don't know where the snake is but I guess the temps of 80 made it nice enough to come out today. Of course tomorrow it's gonna be back in the 60's so I shouldn't see it again. Mind you none of the cats that hang out in my yard were anywhere to be seen. At least they could show up when I need them. They will go after snakes I've watched them do it before. Just evidently not when I'm trying to come out of the house. Oh I didn't use the gun cause I have cinder blocks for a porch that would have been messy. Figured I'd share to give you all a nice laugh. Mind you I didn't laugh when I first opened the door and saw the snake. Margaret
  3. I agree you'd make a great walmart greeter. I can see it now breaking news "Walmart greeter frisks all customers" :rotf::rotf: Bet they wouldn't have to worry about folks stealing with you there. Congrat's on them finally telling you that you're retired Dan. I'm sure the Warden will find plenty for you to do now to keep you busy. Oh is that why you want a job? Margaret
  4. OK I'll bring the whip with me and keep em all in line. :rotf::rotf::rotf::rotf: Or should I just use yours? Margaret
  5. This is my puppy, her name is Bernie. When she was born she looked a lot like a st. Bernard hence the name.She's a Pit bull. She's my baby and my guard dog. Comes in handy with Jeff gone. Though she isn't much for conversation. Margaret
  6. Yep I'll be on the little couch. If you need anything done while your gone let me know I can help out. You're being nice enough to let us all show up the least I can do is help out. Margaret
  7. Bet folks would think twice about cutting ya off on that. Love the cute little guns. Margaret
  8. Dang I missed out on the one going in the garage. Must have been busy cleaning up all those beer cans, not to mention all the bottles. Margaret
  9. [ame=http://www.venturerider.org/forum/showthread.php?p=396310#post396310]T-Shirts and Sweatshirts - VentureRider.Org[/ame] There ya go. I got my t-shirts and sweatshirts today. Already got the fleece jacket. So when do we start ordering pants to go with all the tops we got? :rotf: Margaret
  10. Glad to hear that. Now we can just worry about your back surgery. Hope all goes well with that. Margaret
  11. Congrat's on retiring and glad your mom is doing well. Now ya got plenty of time to have fun, when you're not helping out. Margaret
  12. I forgot about that one. Hmmmm wonder if it's hidden well enough. I was talking that other thing, ya know. Oh well Margaret
  13. Can't be afraid to live life just get out there and live. No matter what your doing when your time is up it's up. I'd just kinda like it not to hurt. Guess it wouldn't for long anyway. Margaret
  14. You be careful out there now Lowell. Make sure you let us all know you get there safe and sound too. Otherwise we'll start to worry. I guess the dog could ride in the saddlebag or trunk. It's small enough, plus really cute. I know you're gonna have a happy grandson. Margaret
  15. Sorry to hear about the accident, but glad she's ok. Also pretty cool that she wants another bike. Could easily have put her off riding. Hope the bruises heal fast. Margaret
  16. Well he tried, not his fault she evidently never took basic math. Kinda scary isn't it. Margaret
  17. I was thinking the same thing. Not sure if anyone is near the area you're going to, but you never know. Good luck on the ride home and let us all know when you leave. Some folks along the way might meet up with ya. Of course that would mean your trip could take longer. All that chatting that goes on and the possible food involvement. Enjoy the bike. Oh and now that you'll have one you're gonna have to make some meet and eats. Margaret
  18. Well guess they'll be more stories from the south as Earl makes his tour. Well have fun when he gets to your place. Glad the bike is running better even if you thought it was running ok to start. Margaret
  19. Well glad you got to meet some folks. Now there's no excuse for not making a meet later on. Not like you wouldn't know anyone. Glad they got your bike up and running a bit better too. Margaret
  20. Should hold up as long as nobody puts it in the pond. Might not hold together when getting pulled out of that. Now mind you I'm not gonna mention that other thing either. I really don't think he'd ever notice that. Margaret
  21. Well glad you had a good time. Got me all excited thought you had a new addition. Poor Leslie I know she's gotta be waiting very impatiently. Tell her hang in there. Margaret
  22. Ok if you're worried about that then we get you a tat of a guardian bell. Where do you want it? I know some of our more creative folks will have suggestions, but you gotta have something to keep ya safe. The warden might get ideas on trading ya in for a newer model or at least one in better working order. :rotf::rotf: Margaret
  23. You won't find anything out of place we did a good job cleaning up. Glad you were completely disconnected gave you some time to recharge. Need that sort of vacation every so often. Margaret
  24. Might be lasting cause nobody else noticed it yet? Oh and I don't think them girls did a darn thing. Margaret
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