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Rottdoglover

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  1. After three weeks in the Garden of Eden, God came to visit Eve. "So, how is everything going?" inquired God. "It is all so beautiful, God," she replied. "The sunrises and sunsets are breathtaking, the smells, the sights, everything is wonderful, but I have just one problem. It's these breasts you have given me. The middle one pushes the other two out and I am constantly knocking them with my arms, catching them on branches and snagging them on bushes. They're a real pain." And Eve went on to tell God that since many other parts of her body came in pairs, 20 such as her limbs, eyes, ears, etc. She felt that having only two breasts might leave her body more "symmetrically balanced". "That's a fair point," replied God, "But it was my first shot at this, you know. I gave the animals six breasts, so I figured that you needed only half of those, but I see that you are right. I will fix it up right away." And God reached down, removed the middle breast and tossed it into the bushes Three weeks passed and God once again visited Eve in the Garden of Eden. " Well, Eve, how is my favorite creation?" "Just fantastic," she replied, "But for one oversight. You see, all the animals are paired off. The ewe has a ram and the cow has her bull. All the anim als have a mate except me. I feel so alone." God thought for a moment and said, "You know, Eve, you are right. How could I have overlooked this? You do need a mate and I will immediately create a man from a part of you. Let's see....where did I put that useless boob?" Now doesn't THAT make more sense than all that crap about the rib?
  2. If you're thinking trike, I suggest try riding one as much as possible and over as many different type roads as you can. I find a high crowned country road is not ideal for triking on. And a good option (almost neccesity) is EZ steer. Without it is like a driving a manual steered car VS power steering.
  3. Nice job. True motorcyclist improvise instead of just paying the high $$. Looks like it will haul a good load. Did anyone else notice how the top sorta looks like a saddlebag lid turned around?
  4. Saw this on a dune buggy that was powered by a bike engine. Minor machining to adapt flywheel to back side of pinion yoke. Make starter support good and solid. Looks like it would work on anything with a driveshaft providing you have a mounting point for starter.
  5. .....board in the field by the big 'ol highway? HEY! I do remeber somethings once in a while.
  6. PURRR-DEEE! But somehow I have a hard time believing this was a 'first attempt at painting'. It's the little things (plastic wrap effect,etc.) that really make a paint job stand out in a crowd. Now, get out and ride it
  7. Must agree with Condor on this one. I believe the rev limiter is when the valves don't have time to close before cam comes around again. Somewhere in the 10-12K range. The RED part on the tach is just a shift point, isn't it?
  8. Congrats on finding love. Don't be to hard on him just because he rides a GW. Be thankfull he RIDES
  9. Good-fer-U. It's about time.
  10. And may the 'Bunny' leave you & yours many treats and blessings.
  11. Bill, as a fairly newby, I am going to make this my first M&E. Hopefully everyone is not really as crazy as they let on. I am not from Missouri, but you will still have to show me. See ya there.
  12. Thoughts & Prayers sent for you all that you may recieve guidance from high. Won't help the little one any but, it would be great if the perp went to the big house. I hear they don't take kindly to his kind in there. Hang in there and be strong.
  13. I would hope I'd still have YamaFriends able to ride with a hitch on their bike. From the Palor to the Marble Orchard @ high speed for me!
  14. Work really sux. But we gotta keep doing it 'cause millions on welfare depend on us. And the paycheck does come in handy.
  15. Please enlighten my ignorance. Should it still be called a SIDECAR? Or should we call it a BEHINDCAR, TOWEDCAR, just what the eck is it? But really, nice GW.
  16. When I run out of road and get the call home, I hope to go in style. Like this!
  17. Yes brake fluid WILL remove paint. But don't expect to EVER get new paint to stick.
  18. I have (at work) a picture of a reverse set up for anything with a driveshaft. It is quite simple. A car flywheel is mounted to the pinion. Then the starter is positioned on a bracket so it meshes to flywheel. A push button engages starter, and starter turns flywheel which turns pinion. I would think it may be a bit noisy, but it would make the trike reverse. I'll try to get pic posted in near future.
  19. So many toys; so little money. But it's still a neat looking rig. Is it a members? http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/Yamaha-Yamaha-Venture-Royale-1986-Venture-Royale-27058-orig-miles-withsidecar_W0QQcmdZViewItemQQ_trkparmsZ72Q3a1171Q7c66Q3a2Q7c65Q3a12Q7c39Q3a1Q7c240Q3a1318Q7c301Q3a0Q7c293Q3a5Q7c294Q3a50QQ_trksidZp3286Q2ec0Q2em14QQhashZitem320353008884QQitemZ320353008884QQptZUSQ5fmotorcycles
  20. Wally World car wash mits! Cut 'em open, sew 'em together. Cheap way out.
  21. They work! I have 2 'car capsule's. They keep filtered air circulating and best of all, they protect against unwanted contact. Salesman gave me a ball bat and said if I could hit the car inside, I got a free one. I had to pay for mine. They do take up a little more space, but for anybody storing for a long time (over winter) I would say good idea. Bike (or car) comes out as clean as it went in. Just my .
  22. This probably should be in the joke forum but..... Is this a legal helmet? just my For a closer look: http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/Honda-Gold-Wing-SE-1994-goldwing-SE-trike_W0QQitemZ260374776801QQihZ016QQcategoryZ50002QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem
  23. Rottdoglover

    Trike Fun

    All I can say Don, if you want to ride like that, better be in a loose traction area. If that outside tire hooks up, you're going over. This is the voice of experience speaking. VW power does make for some good wheelies. (Till you rub a hole in the motor case-again experience)
  24. Check out http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/Custom-Built-Motorcycles-Custom-Trike_W0QQitemZ230329468610QQihZ013QQcategoryZ10062QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem for something a little out of the norm.
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