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I was very fortunate in 2006 when I found the job I have. We have a long-standing, renewable government contract which, at the time I was hired, was renewed for 8 years. This provides me with job security thru to June, 2014. At that time I will be 67 and will most likely retire.

... and I wouldn't want to see one without them!

definately wasn't me ... I think

hey!!! it's not halloween!!! all I got after about 10 seconds was a freaky face starin at me!!

Such a wealth of information on this site.... who needs to go elsewhere, ya can get it all right here!

ya don't even need sound to get a good laff outta that one! LOL

I've heard this too ... is there a specific type/brand that a nubee like me should ask for when at the geetar store? Specifically what is this?

behind every good man....stands a woman (tellin him what to do)

From my perspective there's 2 reason's... Firstly, they're cheap Secondly, most are "slash-cut" at the same angle as the side bags. Note how good they look in the att'd pics... [ATTACH]52825[/ATTACH] [ATTACH]52826[/ATTACH]

There were 100 but I removed certain ones that I thought were pushing the PG limit. 1. In Oklahoma, you can be arrested for making ugly faces at a dog. 2. In Salt Lake County, Utah, it’s illegal to walk down the street carrying a violin in a paper bag. 3. In San Francisco, it’s illegal to pile horse manure more than six feet high on a street corner. 4. In Devon, Texas, it is against the law to make furniture while you are nude. 5. In Bozeman, Montana, a law prohibits all sexual activity from the front yard of a home after sundown. 6. In California it is illegal for a vehicle without a driver to exceed 60 miles per hour. (that would be one clever trick) 7. In Florida men seen publicly in any kind of strapless gown can be fined. 8. In South Carolina it is legal to beat your wife on the court house steps on Sundays. 9. In Tennessee, you are breaking the law if you drive while sleeping. 10. In New York, the penalty for jumping off a building is: Death. 11. In Danville, Pennsylvania, all fire hydrants must be checked one hour before all fires. 13. In Pennsylvania, it’s against the law to tie a dollar bill on a string on the ground and pull it away when someone tries to pick it up. 14. In New York City, it’s illegal for a restaurant to call a sandwich a “corned beef sandwich” if it’s made with white bread and mayonnaise. 15. In San Francisco, California it is unlawful to use used underwear to wipe off cars in a car wash. 16. In France, it is against the law to sell an “E.T” doll. They have a law forbidding the sale of dolls that do not have human faces. 17. In Louisiana, biting someone with your natural teeth is considered “simple assault,” but biting someone with your dentures is “aggravated assault.” 19. In Switzerland, it is illegal for a man to relieve himself while standing up after 10pm. 20. In Florida, it is illegal to fart in a public place after 6 P.M. on Thursdays. 21. In Massachusetts, it is illegal to go to bed without first having a bath. (However, another law prohibits bathing on Sunday) 22. In Jidda, Saudi Arabia, women were banned from using hotel swimming pools in 1979. 23. In Samoa, it’s a crime to forget your own wife’s birthday. 24. In Alabama, prison guards are forbidden from referring to their spouses as “the old ball-n-chain.” 25. In London, England it is illegal for a City cab to carry rabid dogs or corpses. 26. In England, it is illegal to die in the Houses of Parliament. 27. In England, it is an act of treason to place a postage stamp bearing the Queen upside down. 28. In Los Angeles, CA it’s illegal for a waiter to tell a customer “I’m really an actor.” 29. In Indiana, it’s against the law to dress ‘Barbie’ in ‘Ken’s’ clothes. 30. In Sedona, Ariz., it’s illegal to lie about your astrological sign. 31. In Texas, it’s illegal to threaten somebody with an UNLOADED gun. 32. In Australia, it’s illegal to name any animal you plan to eat. 33. In Cannes, France, it’s illegal to wear a Jerry Lewis mask. 34. In New Jersey, answering a traffic cop who asks “Do you know why I pulled you over?” by saying,“If you don’t know, I’m not going to tell you” is an automatic $300 fine. 35. In York, it is legal to kill a Scotsman within the ancient city boundary, but only if he is carrying a bow and arrow. 36. In London, it is illegal to flag down a taxi if you have the plague. 37. In Kentucky, it’s illegal to paint your lawn red. 38. In Portugal, it’s against the law to pee in the ocean. 39. In South Carolina unmarried women are not allowed to buy edible panties. 40. In Italy, anyone considered “obese” is forbidden from wearing polyester. 41. In Montana, it’s illegal to tear a phone book in half. 42. In California, anyone caught selling a “smoothie” that has lumps is breaking the law. 43. In Michigan, it is illegal to chain an alligator to a fire hydrant. 44. In Arkansas, it’s illegal for a woman getting married for the second time to wear a white wedding gown. 45. In Victoria. Australia after mid day on Sunday, it’s illegal to wear pink hot pants. 46. In Connecticut, night watchmen are forbidden from drinking decaf coffee while working. 47. In Kentucky, carrying ice cream cones in your pocket is illegal. 48. In International Falls, Minnesota, you can be fined if you let your dog chase a cat up a telegraph pole. 49. In Iowa, after 5 minutes of kissing you’re breaking the law. 50. In Illinois, giving a lighted cigar to a pet is illegal. 51. In the USA- 24 states say that if your husband is impotent its grounds for a divorce. (Go Viagra!) 52. In Miami, Florida, imitating animals is illegal. 53. In Oxford, Ohio, a woman undressing in front of a picture of a man is breaking the law. 54. In Baltimore, Maryland, taking a lion to the cinema is illegal. 55. In Washington, pretending to have wealthy parents is illegal. 56. In Texas, if you are going to commit a crime, you legally have to give 24 hours notice to the police. 57. In South Dakota, It is illegal to lie down and fall asleep in a cheese factory. 58. In Maryland, Randy Newman’s song ‘Short people’ is still banned on the radio. 59. In St. Louis, Missouri, if a woman is in her night clothes, it is illegal for a fireman to rescue her. 60. In Victoria, Australia, you need a licensed electrician to change a light bulb. 61. In France, it’s illegal to name a pig Napoleon. 63. In San Salvador, drunk drivers can be sentenced to death by firing squad. 64. In Bahrain, male doctors only legally examine a woman’s genitals through a mirror. 65. In Providence, Rhode Island, selling tooth paste and a tooth brush to the same customer on a Sunday is illegal. 67. In Singapore chewing gum is illegal. 68. In Arizona, hunting camels is against the law. 69. In North Carolina, it is illegal to swear in front of dead people. 71. In Burma it is against the law to access the Internet. Anyone doing so faces prison. 72. In Iowa, it is illegal for horses to eat fire hydrant. 73. In Vermont, a woman must get written permission from her husband to wear false teeth. 75. In Los Angeles, it is illegal to bathe two babies in the same tub at the same time. 76. In Oklahoma, it is against the law to have a sleeping donkey in your bathtub after 7 PM. 77. In Israel, you could be prosecuted for picking your nose on Sunday. 78. In Sweden it is illegal to use the services of a prostitute. Prostitution is legal though. 79. In Thailand, it is illegal to leave your house without your underwear on. 80. In California, it is illegal to keep a child from playing in puddles of water. 81. In Oklahoma, it is illegal to molest an automobile. 82. In Germany, it is illegal to stop on an autobahn (expressway). It is also illegal to run out of gas on an autobahn. 83. In Turkey, it is illegal for a man above 80 yrs to become a pilot. 84. In Chicago, it is illegal for anyone to eat in a place that is on fire. 85. In Pennsylvania, it is illegal to sleep on top of a refrigerator outdoors. 86. In Eureka, Nevada, it is illegal for men with mustaches to kiss women. 87. In Ohio, it is against state law to get a fish drunk. 88. In Miami, Florida, it is illegal to skateboard in a police station. 89. In Florida, unmarried women who parachute on Sundays can be jailed. 90. In Texas, it is illegal for one to shoot a buffalo from the second story of a hotel. 91. In Boulder, Colorado, it is illegal to kill a bird within the city limit. 92. In Alabama, it is illegal for a driver to be blindfolded while driving a vehicle. 93. In Ames, Iowa, it is illegal for men to have three sips of beer while they are in bed with their wives. 94. In Chico, California, the law states that anybody who detonates a nuclear device within the city limits is liable to a fine of $500. 95. In Tremonton, Utah, it is illegal for a woman to have sex with a man while riding in an ambulance. 96. In British Columbia, it is illegal to kill a Sasquatch or Bigfoot if one is ever found. 98. In Minnesota, it is against the law to hang male and female underwear together on the same washing line. 99. In Texas, It is illegal to sell one’s own eye. 100. In Kentucky, it is illegal to carry a concealed weapon more than six-feet long.

http://itthing.com/150-amazing-yet-useless-facts

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Exactly!!

Take the LEFT grommet and put it in your RIGHT hand and stand in front of a mirror. Take careful note of which direction the left edge of the grommet is pointing and.... DON'T INSTALL IT THAT WAY!!

a good testament for the saying "what goes around, comes around"

the warden won't let go of it eh?

I should add... these bike's power band is in the higher rpm so that often determines when you should downshift to pass and how many gears. As I mentioned above, if you're running 100, 110 km/h, you can drop it down to 3rd and wind it out to about 160 if need be before going up to 4th. These bikes will do over 210 km/h

I generally ride about the same speeds and you will have no problem running 160 or more for extended time. As for passing, if you're running 100 or over km/h then usually you won't need to drop to 4th. That being said, if you really wanted to blast past several vehicles or maybe you were pulling a trailer then yes, drop it down .... and if you want to FLY past them ... drop it to 3rd! (this also works well when there's some H__ley rider nippin yer heels)

If you hang in there a bit longer, CONDOR will surely have a couple more ....

Since I saw it last time, you're tellin me I ain't as old as I thought I was.... WOOOO HOOOO!!! :thumbsup2:

It's so cloudy here .... I'm sure glad I saw it last time

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Almost anything is oftentimes better as a leftover coz all the flavours have had a chance to "mingle". Spagetti sauce Stew Soup Baked beans Chili (all home made of course) Being there's just the 2 of us, we almost always have leftovers. Sometimes we even have leftovers of the leftovers ... or sometimes we have 2 or 3 meal leftovers for a real variety of a meal LOL. Depending on what the leftovers are, they sometimes wind up becoming a soup, which generally becomes a leftover which, after a couple days, gets more leftovers added to it LOL So, it kinda looks like a "modified leftover" is my fav. leftover! geeeeesh... after typing the word "leftover" so many times, it's starting to look weird!

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