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One day, a housework challenged husband decided , to wash his sweatshirt.. Soon after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to his wife, "What setting do I use on the washing machine?" "It depends," she replied, "what does it say on your shirt?? " He yelled back, "GO BEARS " She replied —"Use hot water, a box of Tide, and four cups of bleach ". GO PACKERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Now that would be TMI.
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The poo list (edited for I hope a PG rating) *** Warning *** This page contains a butt-load of scatological humor. If you don't think feces can be funny stop reading here. Now that you're bursting with curiosity read on... POO LIST !!! ------------------------ THE GHOST POO - The kind where you feel poo come out, see poo on the toilet paper, but there's no poo in the bowl. THE CLEAN POO - The kind where you feel poo come out, see poo in the bowl, but there's no poo on the toilet paper. THE WET POO - You wipe your ass fifty times and it still feels unwiped. So you end up putting toilet paper between your ass and your underwear so you don't ruin them with those dreadful skid marks. THE SECOND WAVE POO - This poo happens when you've finished, your pants are up to your knees, and you suddenly realize you have to poo some more. THE BRAIN HEMORRHAGE THROUGH YOUR NOSE POO - Also known as "Pop a Vein in your Forehead poo". You have to strain so much to get it out that you turn purple and practically have a stroke. THE CORN POO - No explanation necessary. THE LINCOLN LOG POO - The kind of poo that's so enormous you're afraid to flush it down without first breaking it up into little pieces with the toilet brush. THE NOTORIOUS DRINKER POO - The kind of poo you have the morning after a long night of drinking. It's most noticeable trait is the tread mark left on the bottom of the toilet bowl after you flush. THE "GEE, I REALLY WISH I COULD POO" POO - The kind where you want to poo, but even after straining your guts out, all you can do is sit on the toilet, cramped and farting. THE WET CHEEKS POO - Also known as the "Power Dump". That's the kind that comes out of your ass so fast that your butt cheeks get splashed with the toilet water. THE LIQUID POO - That's the kind where yellowish-brown liquid shoots out of your butt, splashes all over the side of the toilet bowl and, at the same time, chronically burns your tender poop-chute. THE MEXICAN FOOD POO A class all its own. THE CROWD PLEASER - This poo is so intriguing in size and/or appearance that you have to show it to someone before flushing. THE MOOD ENHANCER - This poo occurs after a lengthy period of constipation, thereby allowing you to be your old self again. THE RITUAL - This poo occurs at the same time each day and is accomplished with the aid of a newspaper. THE GUINESS BOOK OF RECORDS POO - A poo so noteworthy it should be recorded for future generations. THE AFTERSHOCK POO - This poo has an odour so powerful than anyone entering the vicinity within the next 7 hours is affected. THE "HONEYMOON'S OVER" POO - This is any poo created in the presence of another person. THE GROANER - A poo so huge it cannot exit without vocal assistance. THE FLOATER - Characterized by its float-ability, this poo has been known to resurface after many flushings. THE RANGER - A poo which refuses to let go. It is usually necessary to engage in a rocking or bouncing motion, but quite often the only solution is to push it away with a small piece of toilet paper. THE PHANTOM POO - This appears in the toilet mysteriously and no one will admit to putting it there. THE PEEK-A-BOO POO Now you see it, now you don't. This poo is playing games with you. Requires patience and muscle control. THE BOMBSHELL A poo that comes as a complete surprise at a time that is either inappropriate to poo (i.e. during lovemaking or a root canal) or you are nowhere near pooting facilities. THE SNAKE CHARMER A long skinny poo which has managed to coil itself into a frightening position - usually harmless. THE OLYMPIC POO - This poo occurs exactly one hour prior to the start of any competitive event in which you are entered and bears a close resemblance to the Drinker's poo. THE BACK-TO-NATURE POO - This poo may be of any variety but is always deposited either in the woods or while hiding behind the passenger side of your car. THE PEBBLES-FROM-HEAVEN POO - An adorable collection of small turds in a cluster, often a gift from God when you actually CAN'T poo. PREMEDITATED POO - Laxative induced. Doesn't count. POOZOPHERENIA - Fear of pooing - can be fatal! ENERGIZER vs DURACELL POO - Also known as a "Still Going" poo. THE POWER DUMP POO - The kind that comes out so fast, you barely get your pants down when you're done. THE LIQUID PLUMBER POO - This kind of poo is so big it plugs up the toilet and it overflows all over the floor. (You should have followed the advice from the Lincoln Log poo.) THE SPINAL TAP POO - The kind of poo that hurts so much coming out, you'd swear it's got to be coming out sideways. THE "I THINK I'M GIVING BIRTH THROUGH MY A$$HOLE" POO - Similar to the Lincoln Log and The Spinal Tap poos. The shape and size of the turd resembles a tall boy beer can. Vacuous air space remains in the rectum for some time afterwords. THE PORRIDGE POO - The type that comes out like toothpaste, and just keeps on coming. You have two choices: (a) flush and keep going, or (b) risk it piling up to your butt while you sit there helpless. THE "I'M GOING TO CHEW MY FOOD BETTER" POO - When the bag of Doritos you ate last night lacerates the insides of your rectum on the way out in the morning. THE "I THINK I'M TURNING INTO A BUNNY" POO - When you drop lots of cute, little round ones that look like marbles and make tiny splashing sounds when they hit the water. THE "WHAT THE HELL DIED IN HERE?" POO - Also sometimes referred to as The Toxic Dump. Of course you don't warn anyone of the poisonous bathroom odor. Instead, you stand innocently near the door and enjoy the show as they run out gagging and gasping for air. THE "I JUST KNOW THERE'S A TURD STILL DANGLING THERE" POO - Where you just sit there patiently and wait for the last cling-on to drop off because if you wipe now, it's going to smear all over the place. The "TURBO-CHARGER" POO - You're sitting there, minding your business, so to speak, thinking everything is normal, and suddenly there is a totally unexpected, yet full and robust passing of wind, followed by more, perfectly normal poo. This typically results in a completely soaked behind. THE FLOCK OF SEAGULLS POO - You drank some very yeasty beer the night before, you're driving along the only stretch of freeway with no service station for the next 50kms, you skid to a halt when you get there, drop your pants on your way in to the trap, and there's an immediate explosion, followed by the realization that there's a new mottled wall-paper on the wall behind the bowl. The THE "PICASSO" POO - the artwork left in the bowl after the flush. THE THE "DEGOBAH BOG" POO - When the poo isn't liquid but makes the water in the toilet murky and bog-like. Often you get the feeling there's a droid-eating monster lurking in there, too. -----------------------------end of poo-------------------------------------
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Tomorrow night it is supposed to get down below zero F with wind chills below -20F. I thought that I asked very nicely that you northerners keep this cold stuff up there. Sheesh.....!
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What Picture??:confused24:
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I have a 1st gen now. There may never be a need to get another bike in this lifetime.
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OUCH! That's a bummer there Bubber. What happened to make your camper tip over on its side? If you polish it then you have to either repolish several times a year or get it clear coated so that it does not oxidize every couple of weeks.
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It has snowed every day this month so far and from 18 straight days of snow we got a whooping total of 8 inches, most of that in one chunk yesterday. As I mentioned above, I would rather have the snow than the cold.
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I would think that it would be no different than loaning your car to someone and a passenger getting hurt. It is your insurance that will get your sons portion of the bill.
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Do you remember who it is or if he still does?
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I was more planning to have the wheel wells set into the side of the box. The bottom of the box will stay on the trailer and it will have a depth of around 2 feet and a length of around 8 feet. I may just narrow the box to 48" so that it is a simple 1 sheet of plywood for the floor, with wheel wells set into the box just a little on each side and small fenders left on the outside of the box. I will NOT be carrying anything heavy, just big and bulky. My other plan was to find a used Yakima Skybox 21 to slap on the trailer. I think that it would just barely fit my needs, and be a whole lot easier (and better looking) than ME building a box.
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Thanks all. That gets me closer to what I need to know for designing this monster. What I was really after was the overall width across the fenders. so 6 3/8 + 6 3/8 + 40 = 52.75 total width across the fenders, or it means that I can build my box up to 52.75 inches wide without increasing the width of the trailer.
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Sounds more to me like the Beav has simply found a good friend and riding buddy, that just happens to be female, and easy on the eyes.
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Hmmmm At this point it seems that the general consensus is that the real Super Bowl is being played at 3:00 this Sunday.
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Well I'm glad someone likes this winter. Here it was predicted to have warmer than normal and lots of snow. So far it has been way colder than normal and way below normal snow. I would much rather have the snow than the cold.
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As long as we are requesting new smilies, how about... http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v387/jonathanwong/thumb_thisthreadisworthlesswithoutp.gif This will save me from having to keep inserting this... http://www.bloodydecks.com/forums/attachments/costa-rica-panama/121054d1231181462-coral-star-dec-26th-jan-1-thread_is_worthless.jpg
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For those that have a HF trailer. Per the specs the bed is 40 x 49 inches. Am I correct to assume that it is 40" wide? Can someone that has one give me the total dimension from outside of fender to outside of fender? Has anyone flipped the axle to the top of the springs just to lower the CG? I can not find any car topper that fills all of my needs so I am planning to build one. I will incorporate the wheel wells into the box that I am building. Dang this will be a lot of work between now and MD. Yes I will post pics as soon as there is something to post pics of.
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Tickets for the Packer Bear game are expected to bring more than the Super Bowl tickets. On the radio this morning they said that the cheapest end zone tickets are going for $550 and the good seats up to $6,000 EACH. Soldier Field is actually closer to Milwaukee than Lambo Field. Unless of course the Pack makes it to the SB, then all I can say is look out TX, da cheese heads will be a comin.
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Well Steve, ya know he is from the other side of the border so maybe it got lost in the translation and he meant 6 meters of ice.:stickpoke: That would make a better fish story. PS I heard that some of the cold is headed this way, You just keep it up there to make ice for the IRT. We have plenty of ice here already.
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Looks like the birds are getting their wings clipped. Next week Pack @ bears. I hope they have plenty of bandages stretchers.
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The true brawl will be if there should be a Packers Bears game next week. I think that they will beat each other up so bad that neither of them will stand a chance in the SB. If the birds should win in bearland, then next week will just be another week of bird hunting for the Pack. But the birds keep getting smaller every week.
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I noticed that all of the bird watchers left at halftime. Bob Make that 2 dead birds. 1 to go.
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Now this I want to see