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    A man called home to his wife and said, "Honey, I have been asked to fly to Canada with my boss and several of his friends for fishing. We'll be gone for a long weekend. This is a good opportunity for me to get that promotion I've been wanting so could you please pack enough clothes for a 3 day weekend. And also would you get out my rod and tackle box from the attic? We're leaving at 4:30 pm from the office and I will swing by the house to pick my things up. Oh! And please pack my new navy blue silk pajamas..” The wife thought this sounded a bit odd, but, being the good wife, she did exactly what her husband asked. Following the long weekend he came home a little tired, but, otherwise, looking good. The wife welcomed him home and asked if he caught many fish? He says, “Yes! Lots of Walleyes, some Bass, and a few Pike.” Then he asked: “But why didn't you pack my new blue silk pajamas like I asked you to do?” You'll love the answer... The wife replied, "I did. They're in your tackle box". Never, Never, Never try to outsmart a woman!!!
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    gone fishin

    E-Fishin-C replied to kenw's topic in Watering Hole

    You got my Blood Pressure up when I saw the Title and found out........ YOU LIED!!!!! :bang head:
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    I know what you are going thru.. My Rheumatoid Arthritis, the winter months literally draws all my enegy out with the aches and pains. The only way to decrease my pain is 2000mg of Drugs. During the summer months its not to bad but the aches and prolong riding Four paws has to pry each fingersof the grips Just think positive Dan It sucks I know ...and Life goes on
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    :bighug::bighug::bighug:
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    Well its, sunny here and the snow is melting quickly
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    :rotfl::rotfl:
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    I'll be holding a Canadian Beer in one hand and a American Beer in the Other..... Hmmm A Real Fosters Would Be Nice:dancefool:( Hint Hint)
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    Race Track...... yah! .....yah! .....yah!
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    Codes for Seniors Texting ATD.....At The Doctors. BFF......Best Friend Fell. BTW.......Bring the Wheelchair. BYOT........Bring Your Own Teeth. FWIW.......Forgot Where I Was. GGPBL.......Gotta Go Pacemaker Battery Low. GHA.......Got Heartburn Again. IMHAO......Is My Hearing-Aid On. LMDO......Laughing My Dentures Out. OMMR.....On My Massage Recliner. OMSG ......Oh My! Sorry, Gas. ROFLACGU.....Rolling On Floor Laughing And Can't Get Up. TTYL..........Talk To You Louder Enjoy.... :rotfl:
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    Ran out of room!!!!!
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    Took the FJR out this Morning -7C....Couldnt wait.... Every Spring I go to my favourite road and give the scoot a run Now I'm thinking of the road condition like salt, loose sand, Moose, deer ,rodents and the shifting of the payment. 211 Kph on the garmin GPS , to you members down south thats..131.03 mph Oh!! What a Feeling..... What a RUSH!!!
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    Well its not my problem its the guy who selling the scoot But we checked all the logically stuff Yes bike is in Neutral , The Side stand, checked the battery etc etc
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    we went to look at a 2003 venture ...turn key everything turn ons ...press button to start button and nothing ??? is it a burnt fuse?
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    Q. How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? A. Enough to kill Two and a Half Men….
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    I have had several Ventures and now a 2006 Yamaha FJR 1300...... Comparison.....Bar Stool to a Lazy Boy Chair
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    A little boy got on the bus, sat next to a man reading a book, and noticed he had his collar on backwards. The little boy asked why he wore his collar backwards. The man, who was a priest, said, 'I am a Father..' The little boy replied, 'My Daddy doesn't wear his collar like that.' The priest looked up from his book and answered, ''I am the Father of many.' The boy said, ''My Dad has 4 boys, 4 girls and two grandchildren and he doesn't wear his collar that way!' The priest, getting impatient, said. 'I am the Father of hundreds', and went back to reading his book. The little boy sat quietly thinking for a while, then leaned over and said, "Maybe you should wear a condom, and put your pants on backwards instead of your collar."
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    2.5 mm to a 3.5 mm audio jack. Anyone have 1 kicking around.... Ontario Sucks Cant find one
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    Move Where ...USA to many Tornados and Hurricanes .Im just fine here
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    No I dont stay home.........Fish on Lake Wanapitae and catch a 27 inch lake Trout for Supper
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    Sooorrry but NO!!!!
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    Ok folks... this is the real deal... This came from my friend Kim who's husband works for Esso... Apparently this is for real... somewhere out West.
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