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    This morning, from a cave somewhere in Pakistan, Taliban Minister of Migration, Mohammed Omar, warned the United States and Canada that if military action against Iraq and Afghanistan continues, Taliban authorities will cut off America and Canada's supply of convenience store managers. And if this action does not yield sufficient results, cab drivers will be next, followed by Visa, Bell and Rogers customer service reps. It's getting ugly folks, real ugly.
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    Newfoundland Declares War on the U.S.A. President Barack Obama was in the Oval Office when his telephone rang. "Hallo, President Obama" a heavily accented voice said. "This is Archie, up 'ere at the Harp Seal Pub in Badger's Cove, Newfoundland, Canada, eh? I am callin' to tells ya dat we are officially declaring war on ya!" "Well Archie," Barack replied, "This is indeed important news! How big is your army?" "Right now," said Archie, after a moments' calculation, "there is meself, me cousin Harold, me next-door-neighbor Mick, and the whole dart team from the pub. That makes eight!" Barack paused. "I must tell you Archie that I have one million men in my army waiting to move on my command." "Wow"! said Archie. "I'll have ta call ya back!" Sure enough, the next day, Archie called again. "Mr. Obama, the war is still on! We have managed to acquire some infantry equipment!" "And what equipment would that be Archie?" Barack asked. "Well sir, we have two combines, a bulldozer, and Harry's farm tractor." President Obama sighed. "I must tell you Archie, that I have 16,000 tanks and 14,000 armored personnel carriers. Also I've increased my army to one and a half million since we last spoke." "Lord above", said Archie, "I'll be gettin' back to ya." Sure enough, Archie rang again the next day. "President Obama, the war is still on! We have managed to git ourselves airborne! We up an' modified Harrigan's ultra-light wit a couple of shotguns in the cockpit, and four boys from the Legion have joined us as well!" Barack was silent for a minute then cleared his throat. "I must tell you Archie that I have 10,000 bombers and 20,000 fighter planes. My military complex is surrounded by laser-guided, surface-to-air missile sites. And since we last spoke, I've increased my army to TWO MILLION!" "Jumpins," said Archie, "l'll have at call youse back." Sure enough, Archie called again the next day. "President Obama! I am sorry to have to tell you dat we have had to call off dis 'ere war." "I'm sorry to hear that" said Barack. "Why the sudden change of heart?" Well, sir," said Archie, "we've all sat ourselves down and had a long chat over a bunch of pints, and come to realize dat dere's no way we can feed two million prisoners." CANADIAN CONFIDENCE CANNOT BE SHAKEN. Canadian and Proud of it! http://ca.mg4.mail.yahoo.com/ya/download?mid=1%5f1253%5fAIUIw0MAABg0TcaBIQsICykui%2f8&pid=2&fid=Inbox&inline=1http://ca.mg4.mail.yahoo.com/ya/download?mid=1%5f1253%5fAIUIw0MAABg0TcaBIQsICykui%2f8&pid=3&fid=Inbox&inline=1
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    YES its MEEEEE:rotfl:
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    Boy most of the members Live on Facebook L.M.A.O just to inform you, too many Charles Lumbis on there So I took my given Name Is Gediminas and what:dancefool: nationality background Lithuanian
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    Im up north here weather is the Boss I have no control in showing up
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    How about "6 Nations Reserve"
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    :buttkick::buttkick::buttkick:
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    I was just informed from Four Paws Thats she has Saturday off only ..that means we leave Saturday and come back Saturday.. We are eating at Angels With or without you folks
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    How About, Friday, we go to Angels and Saturday we go to M's Oh We will be arriving Frday and setting up in your back Yard
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    "Now, If everyone agrees to go To Angels Diner In Brantford for supper Than Four Paws and Myself will be there"
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    :Im not listening to:buttkick::rotfl:
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    I believe that's Marcarl's Slaughter Beef Jerkey and Pepperoni Dive :rotfl:
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    I see you dont want me there, I understand
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    Too Early for You Carl..... Where The Hell is Angles :rotfl:
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    I feel for You Ruffy I know exactly what you are going thru Wish you the Best
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    You Old Fart, You, had to remind everyone EH!! ( But Arent you the one that wants to come up for Walleye (Mmmm thats what 4 years now. It was nice and sunny where you were but it was snowing where I was, I'll ride in the rain but when it
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    Now If everyone agrees to go To Angels Diner In Brantford for supper Than Four Paws and Myself will be there
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    Happy Easter to you all from Myself and Four Paws
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    Old age is catching up ......Arthritis must be setting in ........They have a lot of modern Meds that cures,,,,aliments I wish you the best for a speedy recovery
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    I use a GPS:rotfl:
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    I had the choice the handheld I-pilot or the co-pilot around my wrist I choice the one around my wrist it was lighter , simpler to use and it wont fall overboard:hurts: Features WHAT are you there to fish or Play Wii
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    Oberlin Inn

    E-Fishin-C replied to T.J.'s topic in Watering Hole

    Four Paws and myself are staying at the 5 Star or maybe be more depending on at FreeBirds Luxury Resort,Great Owners, Free accomodations ,Fine Dining , pool, nightly entertainment , beverage tasting I think this year we may need a Paramedic on hand(of what Im bringing down. That stuff from Iceland was just a Teaser:hurts: last year
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    Gas Just went up here in Northern Ontario It's $1.40 a litre =$6.36 a Gallon
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    Don !!! Everyone Noticed
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