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Wanderer

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  1. Likewise, about 300 miles for me, 75 and Hooters. What more can a guy ask.
  2. Wanderer

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    I sure want to. Spent six hours riding today. Hooters Bike Day in Pelham, AL and the Alabama Confederate War Memorial and Museum. I needed it. I may have to slow down. I've only had the bike 10 days and 1200 miles. Got to ride my friend - well if I don't go broke doing it. LOL
  3. I wish I had more photos of my parents. You're very lucky to have a photo that you can cherish forever. I wish your mom the best, and no matter what she'll always have that memory of time spent with her son. Ted
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    Nomad

  5. Wanderer

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    From the album: Nomad

  6. For crying out loud! Will you just stop babbling?
  7. The catch is you could put your money in your account, but no, the insurance is mandatory per the Feds. As a former insurance agent I can tell you true, the value of insurance is worthless.
  8. I haven't looked but I'm guessing you're referring to a repair tip. I'm up the road from you about 100 miles. If you let me know what you want I'll try to accommodate. I'm waiting on a stator for mine so am not riding. I could meet you in Geneva, AL. I have a sister there.
  9. In your address bar backspace out Canada. He put his smiley in with the link.
  10. My neighbor up the road did have it and it seemed no worse for wear. Must have bounced just right. Yeah, well, this time it was my fault but I bet the next time it will have been stolen!
  11. Yeah, you'd have thought I'd have learned that lesson after my Voyager!
  12. I'm in need of the right side saddle bag lid for my '86. I think it was stolen while I was in the auto parts store. Who knows? Maybe I just didn't latch it. Any way I sure need one. If you can help out, thanks.
  13. Hey this is fun! Let's see who else we can pick on.
  14. You must really be wearing out your knees if the spring is hitting the pavement when you make sharp curves. :rotf: :rotf:
  15. Wait two days it will come back to her. In the mean time go to Distro Watch download a Linux live disk. Save her files and then install Linux with a password you both can remember.
  16. Looks almost as good as my '86. ENJOY!
  17. That's it for sure, my friend. PM sent. Thanks.
  18. I need help. The oil pipe delivery broke and is putting out some kinda oil. I tried cutting it and using a piece of hose but to not much avail. If you got one laying around please PM me.
  19. I too have a confession. Each time I ride I want to scrape my pegs and knees on the pavement, but the wisdom of my years and the years I'd yet like to have keep me from doing so. Or, maybe, I'm just a chicken do do!
  20. This of course is not us...yet... A couple in their nineties are both having problems remembering things. During a checkup, the doctor tells them that they're physically okay, but they might want to start writing things down to help them remember. Later that night, while watching TV, the old man gets up from his chair. 'Want anything while I'm in the kitchen?' he asks. 'Will you get me a bowl of ice cream?' 'Sure.' 'Don't you think you should write it down so you can remember it?' she asks. 'No, I can remember it..' 'Well, I'd like some strawberries on top, too. Maybe you should write it down, so as not to forget it?' He says, 'I can remember that. You want a bowl of ice cream with strawberries.' 'I'd also like whipped cream. I'm certain you'll forget that, write it down?' she asks. Irritated, he says, 'I don't need to write it down, I can remember it! Ice cream with strawberries and whipped cream -- I got it, for goodness sake!' Then he toddles into the kitchen. After about 20 minutes, the old man returns from the kitchen and hands his wife a plate of bacon and eggs. She stares at the plate for a moment. 'Where's my toast?' ********* An elderly couple had dinner at another couple's house, and after eating, the wives left the table and went into the kitchen. The two gentlemen were talking, and one said, 'Last night we went out to a new restaurant and it was really great.. I would recommend it very highly..' The other man said, 'What is the name of the restaurant?' The first man thought and thought and finally said, 'What is the name of that flower you give to someone you love? You know.... The one that's red and has thorns.' 'Do you mean a rose?' 'Yes, that's the one,' replied the man. He then turned towards the kitchen and yelled, 'Rose, what's the name of that restaurant we went to last night?' ******* Hospital regulations require a wheel chair for patients being discharged. However, while working as a student nurse, I found one elderly gentleman already dressed and sitting on the bed with a suitcase at his feet, who insisted he didn't need my help to leave the hospital. After a chat about rules being rules, he reluctantly let me wheel him to the elevator. On the way down I asked him if his wife was meeting him. 'I don't know,' he said. 'She's still upstairs in the bathroom changing out of her hospital gown.' ******** A senior citizen said to his eighty-year old buddy: 'So I hear you're getting married?' 'Yep!' 'Do I know her?' 'Nope!' 'This woman, is she good looking?' 'Not really.' 'Is she a good cook?' 'Naw, she can't cook too well.' 'Does she have lots of money?' 'Nope! Poor as a church mouse.' 'Well, then, is she good in bed?' 'I don't know.' 'Why in the world do you want to marry her then? 'Because she can still drive!' ********* A man was telling his neighbor, 'I just bought a new hearing aid. It cost me four thousand dollars, but it's state of the art.. It's perfect.' 'Really,' answered the neighbor . 'What kind is it?' 'Twelve thirty.' ******** Morris, an 82 year-old man, went to the doctor to get a physical. A few days later, the doctor saw Morris walking down the street with a gorgeous young woman on his arm. A couple of days later, the doctor spoke to Morris and said, 'You're really doing great, aren't you?' Morris replied, 'Just doing what you said, Doc: 'Get a hot mamma and be cheerful." The doctor said, 'I didn't say that. I said, 'You've got a heart murmur; be careful.' One more . . . A little old man shuffled slowly into an ice cream parlor and pulled himself slowly, painfully, up onto a stool... After catching his breath, he ordered a banana split. The waitress asked kindly, 'Crushed nuts?' 'No,' he replied, 'Arthritis.'
  21. The key is, before you tack the cover back down throw a layer of Dacron (Walmart) over the seat and let it lap over the front. That takes out the sharpness of it.
  22. I thought I did, but I'll be darned if I can find them. Maybe ADC hasn't changed them and can send you a pic.
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