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A tough looking biker was riding his Harley when he sees a girl about to jump off a bridge so he stops. "What are you doing?" he asks. I'm going to commit a suicide," she says. While he did not want to appear insensitive, he didn't want to miss an opportunity he asked "Well, before you jump, why don't you give me a Kiss?" So, she does. After she's finished, the biker says, "Wow! That was the best Kiss I have ever had. That's a real talent you are wasting. You could be famous! Why are you committing suicide?" "My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl......"
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My wife is going in for surgery today at 8:30 to correct a broken nose that she got playing baseball as a little girl. Please wish her luck and keep her in your prayers this morning. Thanks Joe
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Happy Birthday girl...Hope it will be a good one for ya.
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A firefighter was working on the engine outside the Station, when he noticed a little girl nearby in a little red wagon with little ladders hung off the sides and a garden hose tightly coiled in the middle. The girl was wearing a firefighter’s helmet. The wagon was being pulled by her dog and her cat. The firefighter walked over to take a closer look. 'That sure is a nice fire truck,' the firefighter said with admiration. 'Thanks,' the girl replied. The firefighter looked a little closer. The girl had tied The wagon to her dog's collar and to the cat's testicles. 'Little partner,' the firefighter said, 'I don't want to tell you how to run your rig, but if you were to tie that rope around the cat's collar, I think you could go faster. ' The little girl replied thoughtfully, 'You're probably right, but then I wouldn't have a siren.'
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Well just got the call from ADC's son. He and his wife just had a baby girl. Now the big deal here is that ADC has only son's and grandson's. Seems they don't get girls so this is the only one. Yes I'm sure she's gonna be a bit spoiled, but I kinda feel sorry for her when she wants to date. But she was born this morning she's 20.5" and weighs 7lbs 6oz. We'll probably head over to see them at the hospital later. So congrat's Arthur on getting the first girl in the family. Oh her name is Casey and I'm sure she's absolutely adorable. Margaret
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I uploaded a new video to youtube. Now here's the 'backstory'. Years ago..I was friends with a fella who used to ride motorcycles. Then he got married, and they had a little girl. No more bike. But! One day, his little 10 or 11 year old girl looked at my bike...a 95 Sportster and seemed kindve intrigued. I dont remember if she asked, or if he did, but somehow, I took this little girl on her first, and it turns out, her ONLY motorcycle ride. Well...here it is years later, and the little girl is all grown up and hosting a morning show on a local TV station in Amarillo Texas. I ran into her awhile back, and we chatted for a bit. Then I managed to snag this video of her off the air, and got permission to post it on youtube. She's in her mid-twenties now, and quite a charming and lovely young woman...persuing a degree in mass communications. Her name is Meredith Keller, and she's from Plainview, where I live. I sent her the link to this video...so why not help me get the view-count up? Remember...when she was about 10 (or 11) years old...she was a 'biker chick' for about 5 minutes! [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hYpXWX6zX5Y]YouTube - Meredith Gets Creamed[/ame]
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Pretty afternoon ride with my best girl! http://i275.photobucket.com/albums/jj302/ThomWill/Autumn%20from%20the%20pillion/100_0065.jpg http://i275.photobucket.com/albums/jj302/ThomWill/Autumn%20from%20the%20pillion/100_0008.jpg http://i275.photobucket.com/albums/jj302/ThomWill/Autumn%20from%20the%20pillion/100_0066.jpg More here: Photobucket Album
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today i was out for a small ride on the bike. well turns out its the toys for tots ride today in and around my town. no i wasent in it. i was just out for a ride. i spotted a little girl selling kool aid on the road the bikes where going down.. of course they couldnt stop. planned route and police leading the way.. so i went around the block and pulled in to the parking lot next to where this girl was selling her koolaid.. i took off my helmet walked over and said how,s it going little one. she said MR biker sir. i have not sold any.i said how much i will take a large glass she said sir its 50 cents. i said i will take 2. she said 2 why 2? i said one for you and one for me. i gave her my dollar. and talked to her some more. then she began to cry.. i said why you crying? she said sir my mommy was crying today. its the first time i saw my mommy cry. i said oh . she said yes my mommy told me she lost her job yesterday and things are going to be hard for us but we will make it through. so i told mommy i will help. and she helped me set up this stand. i thought with all the bikers comming through i could make some money.. see every sunday mommy would take me to mcdonalds for a happy meal. its our special girls day out. and i wanted to give santa my list this year. well that brought a hard lump to my throat. so i thanked her and said im sure santa will know. about your mommy and things will work out. then off i went. i drove straight up to mcdonalds and got 20 dollars in gift coupons. i never thought twice about it. i went back. to see the girl and her mom putting away the stand. i asked her mom to come over and i said to her and her daughter. santa sent this as a early present. and he would like you to call this special number to give him her list.. its a number to a friend of mine in the marine corps toys for children. he said he will make it a special request for this child. so this child now has at least one special day at mcdonalds with her mommy. and soon will have a nice christmas when it comes. like i said best koolaid i ever had ..
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At last some time to go for a real ride and see how well the old girl runs. No map and just road signs to guide the way. OK, OK well I forgot the map, but, the other way I said it sounds way more tough!! I started out and headed ot to Calibogie from Ottawa then after a few back roads I went through Algonquin park to Huntsville. Then to North Bay for a coffee and supper. From there I went back to Ottawa via hwy 17. About 1000KM in a day. I just kept pushing myself. The old girl handled everything with power to spare. Treat the bike well and I think she will be nice to me for years. Actually had to watch the speed because the ride was so smooth. The night driving was a bit hard on me but some more lights should help. Next on the list is a camper so I can really do some driving and spend some nights in interesting areas. Mind you it's a small list with out much cash. I want to head out sometime and see the desert. Just thought I would share!!
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I have a friend that wants me to take her for a ride on my Venture. She is a big girl. With me already weighing 200, how big can she be and not overload the bike?
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Maybe you have seen this, maybe you haven't, I feel even if you had its worth a second look................. [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h78PlZPhEoo&feature=related]YouTube- According to a Girl These are "Seven Wonders of World"[/ame]
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I figure when the bugs cover the other bugs it's time to give the old girl a bath.....
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Jazzed up my 05 with a new chrome radiator grille and some pinstriping. Can't afford nothing new anymore, might as well fix the old girl up.
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BOSTON ACOUSTICS S45 4" Anyone try these in a venture? Any in put would be great. Looking for a little better sound from the old girl.
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I love being a grandpa. Our daughter and her husband welcomed their second child, first girl into the family last night at 11:18 MST. Lily is 7 lbs 7 oz and 21 inches. http://i470.photobucket.com/albums/rr70/utadventure/IMG_74471.jpg
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I get to work this AM to find that I'm out of cereal. Bummer, no breakfast. So I decide to take a ride over to the nearby MacD's for some fast junk food. Inside at the counter me and another guy are waiting for our orders when in the door walks a 5 or 6 year old girl. She approaches the counter and orders a large coffee. What???? Both the other guy waiting and I look at each other and at the same time say, "did she just order........?" The counter girl takes the kids money and tells her that she'll have to go out and get an adult as she can't give hot coffee to her because she may get burned. (three cheers for MacD's) I watch the girl go out to a newer four door Cadillac, and to the drivers door. The window goes down, and shortly the 30something guy behind the wheel motions her back into the store. She makes it to the foyer and stalls out. Obviously, she knows the counter girl isn't going to give her the coffee and dad/big brother/jerkwad isn't coming to get it himself but she's been sent back. The little girl hovers by the door when the MacD's clerk shows with the drink and heads for the door with several expletives under her breath, followed by the other guy who was waiting for his food and myself. We get to the car and the drivers window goes down again to the clerk, the coffee, and a (likely) mothers scorn. The dad/brother/jerkwad gets defensive, puffed up and starts to exit the cadillac 'til he notices me and the other guy, now flanking the still loud MacD's clerk. He seemed to suspend motion for a moment while he re-calculated the odds from one testy woman to two decent sized guys and one testy woman, and sorta melted back into his ride and rolled the window up. With no one to yell at, and our food cooling inside, discretion wins out and we all go back into Mac's as the Caddy pulls away. Never mind the fact that someone could be off with a child that size in a heartbeat.....what kind of brain dead weasel would expect a little girl to shuttle scalding hot coffee around for him because he's too lazy to drag his worthless butt out of his car? Every time I think that I've witnessed the height of human stupidity, some douchebag sets the mark a little higher.
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A long time ago a much older and much wiser friend of mine told me that with women "it's a h*ll of a lot easier to lose points then it is to get them". Well yesterday I was able to gain a few. Mary is a big C&W music fan so when we saw that Garth Brooks was playing here in Vegas I suggested that we try and get tickets. She said it would be impossible, that the show would have been sold out months ago. I said it don't hurt to ask. So at 3:00 yesterday afternoon we go to the box office and they have a line for last minute cancellations. No body was waiting so I said lets go. After a ten minute wait the girl called us up. She said there was two seats for the 10:30 show, centre stage, row O. I said we'll take them. Mary was so excited and giddy like a teenage girl. The show was excellent and even though I'm not a fan I really enjoyed it too. Trisha Yearwood, his wife, came out for a couple of songs as well. I was a hero last night. Now I just have to figure out how not to lose those points. Maybe tickets to Brooks and Dunn???
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Lewis enticed a Hooter's girl to assist in the auctioning off of the Baron Nasty Boy pipes donated by Sleeperhawk. Sleeperhawk rode out to pick her up. See the shocked look on Jamie's face. Thanks to her hard work, the pipes brought in $225.00 for St. Jude's!
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I ran into a bunch of your neighbors today in uniform but they claim not to know you I asked them if they knew a Crazy girl with crutches and they say all the nuts they know can use crutches but dont have any at the moment.:rotfl: Hows the bike? Jeff
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need some help with a name for the Christmas baby. She is 6 week old and Redneck won't quit calling her "wombat". Photo 1 is a wombat, Photo 2 is my baby girl. Middle son thought of Holley. Any ideas?
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This should be mandatory viewing...The author is a 15 year old girl....
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Well Haylie and I got subpeonaed to testify today....... From what the sheriffs deputy told me when he came the state also subpeonaed the perps parents today and they were not happy...... still no dna results...... just waitin it all out........we will see if things stay on schedule for June 1st. His lawyer is in for a surprise because we are not going to back down and we are not afraid to testify..she is a very strong little girl and we are confident she can handle this. I am also confident that whether it ends up at trial or gets settled before that happens......we will have reason to celebrate at MD his loooong confinement...
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Would like to here peoples opinions of a bike for my daughter. She rides a yamaha 400 special now. I was looking at a suzuki boulevard c50 special. This bike looks very nice and when you sit on it, feels like there is nothing under you. For a girl that weighes maybe 110 pounds this is good. Any thoughts on other bikes. Thanks Jerry
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Well what a surprise when this little girl crawled out of the gift bag.............now for a name!
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I dont know were to post this but have a question, I was leaving my parents lastnight and for some reason the last 30ft of there drive is gravel because they didnt want it all the way to road dont have a clue why but any way started to stop at the end and was marbels and the front tire rolled out from under me and I dropped it with my girl friend on the back, thank you crash bars no one was hurt. Any suggestions on how to ride on these so I dont do this again. Thanks for any advise
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