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    I was a bit Bummed out today and a member cheered me up with a phone Call Lowell..... You are The Greatest here's a Big :bighug:from me and my daughter
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    A Big........ Zero:crying:( and its not a Japanese Zero either)
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    I dont have enough time on my hands:rotfl:
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    On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me ... a Beer. ??? On the second day of Christmas my true love gave to me ... a bike so I could go and get more beer. On the third day of Christmas my true love gave to me .... a trailer for the bike so I could carry more beer. On the fourth day of Christmas my true love gave to me ..... Redneck to help me drink the beer. On the fifth day of Christmas my true love gave to me ..... My very own bed in the garage. On the sixth day of Christmas my true love gave to me ..... Beer muffins from the muffin man. On the seventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me ..... A skid pan from the Skid man. On the eighth day of Christmas my true love gave to me ..... A Blooze lover to help me guzzle beer. On the ninth day of Christmas my true love gave to me ..... A hose to wash off Roadkill. On the tenth day of Christmas my true love gave to me ..... Saddle bags from a Saddlebum On the eleventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me ..... A calculator to add up the cost of all that beer. On the twelveth day of Christmas my true love gave to me ..... Just one more day to clean up my act. On the thirteenth day of Christmas my true love gave to me ..... Divorce papers written up by Reinyrooster and a repo order for my scoot. :rotfl:
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    Passport applications Just had to pass this along, gave me a good chuckle! Maybe we should all forward this with our applications! Does the same level of idiocy apply to other countries???? Dear Mr. Minister, I'm in the process of renewing my passport, and still cannot believe this. How is it that Radio Shack has my address and telephone number and knows that I bought a t.v. cable from them back in 1997, and yet, the Federal Government is still asking me where I was born and on what date. For Chri$t sakes, do you guys do this by hand? My birth date you have on my social insurance card, and it is on all the income tax forms I've filed for the past 30 years. It is on my health insurance card, my driver's license, on the last eight goddamn passports I've had, on all those stupid customs declaration forms I've had to fill out before being allowed off the planes over the last 30 years, and all those insufferable census forms that are done at election times. Would somebody please take note, once and for all, that my mother's name is Maryanne, my father's name is Robert and I'd be absolutely astounded if that ever changed between now and when I die! I apologize, Mr. Minister. I'm really pissed off this morning. Between you an' me, I've had enough of this bull$sh!t! You send the application to my house, then you ask me for my @#&in' address. What is going on? You have a gang of Neanderthals a$$holes workin' there! Look at my damn picture. Do I look like Bin Laden? I don't want to dig up Yasser Arafat, for $hit sakes. I just want to go and park my a$$ on a sandy beach. And would someone please tell me, why would you give a sh!t whether I plan on visiting a farm in the next 15 days? If I ever got the urge to do something weird to a chicken or a goat, believe you me, I'd sure as hell not want to tell anyone! Well, I have to go now, 'cause I have to go to the other end of the city and get another @#%in copy of my birth certificate, to the tune of $60! Would it be so complicated to have all the services in the same spot to assist in the issuance of a new passport the same day?? Nooooo, that'd be too damn easy and maybe make sense. You'd rather have us running all over the @#%in' place like chickens with our heads cut off, leaving a big carbon footprint,then find some a$$hole to confirm that it's really me on the goddamn picture - you know, the one where we're not allowed to smile?! (@#%in morons) Hey, you know why we can't smile? We're totally pi$$ed off! Signed - An Irate @#%ing Canadian Citizen. P.S. Remember what I said above about the picture and getting someone to confirm that it's me? Well, my family has been in this country since 1776 when one of my forefathers took up arms against the Americans. I have served in the military for something over 30 years and have had security clearances up the yingyang. I was aide de camp to the lieutenant governor of our province for ten years and I have been doing volunteer work for the RCMP for about five years. However, I have to get someone 'important' to verify who I am - you know, someone like my doctor WHO WAS BORN AND RAISED IN COMMUNIST @#%ing CHINA !!!
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    I'll be right there Don...... When you see me ......all your ailments...... will be gone
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    Upon closer observation The head looks like a Horse with alot of fur:rotfl:
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    Boy oh boy, I would like to put my too cents in but that 2 cents will end up to a 1000 bill so I'll just say your right:doh:
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    WOW!!!
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    TOO much time on yours hands.................Geez...... where have I heard that before
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    Hmmm......an old prude !!!! Nope.... but ......:rotfl:a Old Drunken Old Prude.:rotfl: Merry Christmas Lowell to you and your Family
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    Ok RoadKill and how many Charlie's are on this site ,,For a minute I thought you were talking about me
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    Round trip..... weekend trip..... 1530 miles
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    You mean, I actually have friends on this site:rotfl:
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    Christmas has been cancelled. It's all YOUR fault! You told Santa that you were GOOD this year. http://by108w.bay108.mail.live.com/mail/SafeRedirect.aspx?hm__tg=http://65.54.162.249/att/GetAttachment.aspx&hm__qs=file%3d519b07ab-df9e-4aa1-a810-9f3620af355c.gif%26ct%3daW1hZ2UvZ2lm%26name%3daW1hZ2UwMDIyMzIyLmdpZg_3d_3d%26inline%3d1%26rfc%3d0%26empty%3dFalse%26imgsrc%3dcid%253aD4074469-3BA2-4750-AED5-90C227B2F2C0&oneredir=1&ip=10.1.106.206&d=d1291&mf=0 AND HE DIED LAUGHING!
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    A typical Redneck comment
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    :rotfl: Dont feel Bad ......The USPS states 10 day delivery to my zip code That equals 5 week Canadian time
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    He was my mentor .... I remember buying a Yamaha yz480 just for the purpose of jumping rivers, hills
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    It resembles a Boss Hoss
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    Taking the scoot slapping a few necessary items on a stripped or a touring package for the road trip.now thats what motorcycling is all about..... I remember a seeing a Aston Martin towing a trailer this summer and towing a trailer with a motorcycle :rotfl:What a joke it takes away the meaning of Adventure Im hoping that my health issues will get better but Im planning to ride my 88 Honda Super Magna 750 to Dons Maintenance and all my necessary items will be in a pack sac thats 1350 miles to Lowell and the rest of you that dont pull a trailer
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    You got to be kidding:doh:
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    For A $100.00 and no chrome finish:rotfl:
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    :rotfl:For those of you who are sick of getting emails that tell you to forward it to at least X number of people in the next 15 minutes so that wonderful things and miracles will happen if you do, or there will be serious consequences if you don't, then you will enjoy this. Make sure your volume is on, this is great. This is hilarious! (and it's ABOUT TIME someone did this!) http://info.org.il/irrelevant/may02-smilepop-soapbox4.swf :rotfl:
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    Squidley made a rear carrier for 2nd Gens and has it for sale in the classifieds Well done job there....... Squidley:thumbsup2:
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    As of January 31, 2008, if you travel to the U.S. by land or water, a U.S. law will require you to present: a government-issued photo ID, such as a driver's licence; AND a birth certificate or a citizenship card; OR For youth under 16, a birth certificate; OR A valid passport.Canadian citizens flying to or through the U.S. must present a valid Canadian passport. Canadians will also be able to enter the United States by land or water with a NEXUS or Free and Secure Trade (FAST) card. The Government of Canada will keep Canadians informed as the U.S. makes further changes to its entry requirements.
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