BoomerCPO
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This sounds like a reasonable job for .......YAMMER DAN !!! Boomer.....who sez ya gotta get him out of his corner and away frum his water dish fust.
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ronhenry....If ya PM me yer snail mail addy I'll send ya my RLAP. I been practicing for so long I got it all memorized. Jest one favor : Make a small donation to this Site for whatever amount you deem fair. No shipping and handling charges to you involved in this here transaction. Boomer.....who will hunt down his copy tamorrow and will PM ya to confirm that its on the way to you.
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If I wuz you I'd strongly suspect Yammer Dan. Boomer....who knows that BLUE Maytag's are Yammer Dan's weak spot.....next to his corner and water dish that is.
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Hanging out and partying with State Troopers(Motor Officers) does have its advantages AND disadvantages. Boomer ....who's proud to say he experienced being Tasered 2x's.....and not only got even but got ahead of those jokers as well.:crackup:AND....I warned those dudes that if they messed wit de Bull dey wuz gonna get the horns.
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Yammer....Make sure yer water dish is full........ Boomer....who has his own favorite corner too.
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Mike....Ya never know who yer gonna meet at the local Dairy Queen. If ya ever see a Midnight Venture with the name "Boomer" in silver just below the windshield then you just located my scoot....and I assure you I won't be very far from that bike! Boomer....who never lets that scoot outta his eyesight...nor out of the "Kill Zone" area of his 1911 Colt Commander either.
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If I wuz you I'd Google the Holiday Inns in/near La Jolla or El Cajon Calif. Both are close enuff to the Marine Base to make fer an easy commute. Boomer.....who knows there's no such thing as a good Hotel NEAR a big airport....unless yer a gooney bird looking for a nice landing area.
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Whew.....Just one thing less I can get blamed for here. Boomer....who says don't blame me cuz I didn't hide the thread on this one.
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ROTFLMAO!!!:crackup: Boomer....who jest knew dat someone heah wuz gonna throw that out fer a giggle or two.
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Tasered twice..........LOL! Boomer.....who wonders if this Taser thingy is a temporary cure for "STUPID".
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A buddy of mine did that mod to his leather bags. While the lights are mounted on the outside he used a strip of aluminum located inside the bags that the mounting bolts for the lights go through and those bolts are capped off by Ny-Loc nuts. Boomer.....just throwing something into the pot here to help ya with the decision-making process. -
Me Too!!!!!!!!!! Boomer.....who's carrying toilet paper with no writing on it and don't have to worry about ink stains on the old rear bumper.
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Now here's a bike you don't see every day...
BoomerCPO replied to dragerman's topic in Watering Hole
I have only ONE concern with a scoot like that.....TERMITES! Boomer.....who wonders if Orkin would even consider taking a Contract out for that rinky little jewelry box on 2 wheels. -
Yep...PayPal Visa has gone to bat for me and saved me money many times during FUBAR encounters with the flotsam that inhabits E-Bay. Boomer.....who's learned some tough lessons but still gives folks the benefit of the doubt.
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If I wuz a gambling man I'd bet money that......Ohhhhh never mind. Boomer.....who knows that New Year's Resolutions are worthless unless ya write em down on toilet paper....and can then be used when yer on the side of the road and in de bushes.
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The technique's do work! A lot of practice is necessary tho. And remember this...the Venture has a hydraulic clutch which makes the practice even more important! You will have to "feel" your way into the "friction zone" and only practice makes that happen EVERY TIME. It took me a little over 2 months to nail down the technique's and I practiced every day BEFORE I took the scoot on the road. Average practice time was 15-20 minutes. Plan accordingly to allow for this. Consider the time spent as time used to "Dial In Your Bike" before actually going on the road. Any nice sized Parking Lot is suitable for doing this even if there are a lot of vehicles parked there. IMHO this is the BEST thing you can do to help handle your Venture (or any bike for that matter); increase your low speed riding skills; and build your confidence up rather quickly too. Boomer....who sez ya better wrap your engine guards with garden hose and secured with duct tape....and keep your speeds low when ya first start practicing.
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Good grief this is terrible news!! Please tell Annie she is in my prayers and will be so until she makes a complete recovery! Al is there anything else I can do? Boomer....Standing by as needed.
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Have yerself a great time out there! AND be careful of the pickpockets working the crowd! Boomer.....who remembers a certain Vegas Showgirl who picked his pockets and a whole lot more.
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If I ever ended up wit a woman like dat (in the 1st photo) I'd take more drastic measures than pullin a vacuum onna bottle of sippin whiskey. Boomer....who knows perzactly how to git committed to the Nut House with free Limo ride to the front door too.
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Yeah...I've met quite a few of those wimmen along the way. Boomer....who's climbed out of more than a few Restaurant bathroom windows and directed his feet to "Do your Thing Boys"....and to heck with the "great personality" and the Check too......
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Yammer you wuz prolly thinking that 1st Gen of yers couldn't survive without being more than 50 miles from a Maytag Repairman. Boomer....who sez don't blame me I didn't build that Tupperware nightmare.
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WHEW....After all that drama with rumboogy I'm gonna crack the seal on a bottle of sippin whiskey now and chill out...... Boomer....who knows beauty is only skin deep BUT there are surely exceptions to dat Rule.
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Dang it Beer ya beat me to the punch on that one. Boomer.....who sez the Maytag Repairman is rumored to be re-locating to Tahiti for an extended vacation in 2010....about 11 months worth of sandy beaches,cold beer,and wimmen who don't wear no tops.
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Only in yer dreams Yammer...... Boomer.....who's never seen a 1st Gen Maytag come close to seeing nothing but exhaust pipes on his 2nd Gen.....if they wuz using binoculars that is.
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Hey Silver....That's a mighty fine looking harbringer of peace ya got waving in the air there! Boomer.....who'd rather toss a handful of ball bearings in the air and watch the Road Goober go nuts when windshield,headlights,and hood paint overwhelms his windshield warshers.