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Had blown 2 disks.. l3 and l4... also had drop foot.. I had to do the surgery route.. but still had physical therapy. If you are in Ackworth, i have to recommend Nikki at Orthosport. Went to her for a year after surgery.. have not been back to her for almost 1.5 years now. She is a spinal therapy specialist.. and awesome. OK, OK.. she is also blonde and a sweet hart..
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David received a parrot for his birthday. The parrot was fully grown with a bad attitude and worse vocabulary. Every other word was an obscenity. In a moment of desperation, David put the bird in the freezer, just for a few moments. He heard the bird squawk and kick and scream-then suddenly, there was quiet. David was frightened that he might have hurt the bird and quickly opened the freezer door. The parrot calmly stepped out and said "I believe I may have offended you with my rude language and actions. I'll endeavor at once to correct my behavior. I really am truly sorry and beg your forgiveness." David was astonished at the bird's change in attitude and was about to ask what had made such a dramatic change when the parrot continued, "May I ask what did the chicken do?"
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You may see us (and the scoot) in a soup commercial
szach replied to SilvrT's topic in Watering Hole
Saw it this morning.. real quick clip, but i recognized the RSMV.. This is great for the bike. -
DIVORCE versus MURDER A nice, calm and respectable lady went into the pharmacy, walked up to the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said, "I’d like to buy some cyanide." The pharmacist asked, "Why in the world do you need cyanide?" The lady replied, "I need it to poison my husband." The pharmacist's eyes got big and he explained, "Lord have mercy! I can't give you cyanide to kill your husband, that's against the law? I'll lose my license! They'll throw both of us in jail! All kinds of bad things will happen. Absolutely not! You CANNOT have any cyanide!" The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband in bed with the pharmacist's wife. The pharmacist looked at the picture and said, "You didn't tell me you had a prescription."
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Spanish Computer A SPANISH Teacher was explaining to her class that in Spanish, unlike English, nouns are designated as either masculine or feminine. 'House' for instance, is feminine: 'la casa.' 'Pencil,' however, is masculine: 'el lapiz.' A student asked, 'What gender is 'computer'?' Instead of giving the answer, the teacher split the class into two groups, male and female, and asked them to decide for themselves whether computer' should be a masculine or a feminine noun. Each group was asked to give four reasons for its recommendation. The men's group decided that 'computer' should definitely be of the feminine gender ('la computadora'), because: 1. No one but their creator understands their internal logic; 2. The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else; 3. Even the smallest mistakes are stored in long term memory for possible later retrieval; and 4. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your paycheck on accessories for it. (THIS GETS BETTER!) The women's group, however, concluded that computers should be Masculine ('el computador'), because: 1. In order to do anything with them, you have to turn them on; 2 They have a lot of data but still can't think for themselves; 3. They are supposed to help you solve problems, but half the time they ARE the problem; and 4. As soon as you commit to one, you realize that if you had waited a little longer, you could have gotten a better model.. The women won.
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Top of the elbow.. tennis elbow.. bottom of the elbow.. Golfers elbow... Both are a type of tendonitis.. I have a therapist i use quite a bit, she told me do have your primary give you a cortizone shot first. Then if it is still giving you problems, then do the therapy. She states the therapy is tough for anything elbow related.. I have had cortizone shots in both elbows and both shoulders.. within a couple of days, relief.
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I usually lean back.. whisper lightly "get your a$$ of my bike".. Then inturn, she gets off the bike.. dont care how she did it.. but she is off, off in two ways.. (she proceeds to take retribution).
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Riverside is nice.. Not Cobble Stone.. All Brick and very rough.. There is a nice holiday inn that is biker freindly close to riverside. Ride out to Tybee Island.. On your way out there, on the left will be fort pulaski.. Real neat old fort. When you get to tybee go to the end and take a left toward the beach. lots of parking. Fannies on the beach, good place to eat.. supposedly the best bloody mary's.
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We will be riding down on thrusday to stay with the inlaws in Howey in the Hills then will ride over to Leesburg Friday and Saturday.. This would be our first time to leesburg during the bikefest. We can meet anytime... Thanks
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Thanks everyone.. Color.. Officially... Seashell and Raven.. Heck.. sometimes it looks silver, sometimes gold.. Now.. With the pollen in georgia.. suprised it doesnt look all gold..
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All my Harley buddies kept asking when i was gonna get a Harley.. My Response.. "I guess when i grow up and be like you!!!"" I was riding a 2006 RSTD.. Great bike.. Not so comfy for the wife and we are ready for our Leesburg Florida trip.. so we decided to upgrade.. I thought.. I feel like a grown up.. Lets go get a Ultra Classic.. When to the 2 local HD dealers.. 1st one, saw some beauts.. No one to help us.. so we went to another.. Went to the used side. They had a nice 2009 Electra Glide Ultra Classic.. perfect.. In the price range.. I messed up.. "hey, can i test ride this thing??" Sure enough.. The wife was not happy with it.. i felt llike i was riding a bicylce.. not sure why, just was not for me.. Told the Salesmen, nice but those turn signals really throw me off. (left on the left, right on the right). So, went to the jap shop.. They were nice and informative. But they were urging me away from the venture and into a voyager or goldwing. Venture is such old technology.... (they did not have a venture on the floor.) So.. went home depressed.. Not too bad, still had my RSTD.. So, what do we all do, drink a beer and search the internet.. Well there it was.. the 2010 Yamaha Venture S.. nice.. "Where can i find one tomorrow..(sunday) 50 miles away.. Cool.. I am there.. So, wife in tow, we go.. Well, the website was incorrrect, no 2010s.. but man, a 2009, they were begging me to take.. So.. What should a guy do.. I'LL TAKE IT..(after some negotiations, of course). So, the moral of the story.. Dont ever grow up. Ride what you like. Take no prisoners.. and.. dont wait so long to get something that you need and want.. Oh.. attached is a Pic.. (now i have to put the 600 miles on it for the 1st service.. half way there..)
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I need a seasoned Marrine to answer a question for me...
szach replied to fixit3546's topic in Watering Hole
Spent 10 years in the army.. was in a similar situation... What to do.. Government work.. If he has any type of clearance, he needs to ensure to leverage that in his resume. Government work is also contract work for the government. Contracting companies get 'extra points' for employing separated and retired military.. they will also save $$ if they can get someone with an established clearance. Worked for me anyway. -
If they did any optimizations that would keep the cpu's cool and no cpu's would over heat or cause any other system board issues, then how would they sell anyone new one's and for those who work on them, there would be no jobs.. ;o)
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Put me down for 2...
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Optional if they are outlined in white... only in iowa.. he, he, he...