Dragonslayer Posted May 28, 2014 Share #1 Posted May 28, 2014 When a chicken can cross the road without his motives being questioned. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BIG TOM Posted May 28, 2014 Share #2 Posted May 28, 2014 Why would you question this? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubber Posted May 28, 2014 Share #3 Posted May 28, 2014 The chicken had motives? Wow? Who knew? Bad chicken, bad chicken! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
etcswjoe Posted May 28, 2014 Share #4 Posted May 28, 2014 You never hear of any one questioning the opossum or the armadillo's motives. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubber Posted May 28, 2014 Share #5 Posted May 28, 2014 Annie will tell you. In Australia the kangaroos come up to the side of the road, look both ways and then cross regardless. They splatter them like deer in Wisconsin. BTW on the way back from Madison Wi. I had to quit counting deer sleeping by the side of the road because there were just to many of them. Bubber Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dacheedah Posted May 28, 2014 Share #6 Posted May 28, 2014 Deer numbers are way down here, still see some sleeping on the roadside and many with spots Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bongobobny Posted May 28, 2014 Share #7 Posted May 28, 2014 Yes but how many of you know why the Punk Rocker crossed the road??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragonslayer Posted May 28, 2014 Author Share #8 Posted May 28, 2014 Yes but how many of you know why the Punk Rocker crossed the road??? Oh I give up, why ole Enlightened One? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragonslayer Posted May 28, 2014 Author Share #9 Posted May 28, 2014 Which crossed first the chicken or the egg? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ragtop69gs Posted May 28, 2014 Share #10 Posted May 28, 2014 I DON'T GIVE A CLUCK ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bongobobny Posted May 28, 2014 Share #11 Posted May 28, 2014 Oh I give up, why ole Enlightened One?Ready for it??? Here it comes... Because he was pinned to the chicken!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubber Posted May 29, 2014 Share #12 Posted May 29, 2014 Bob go back to your corner and lay down by your bowl until further notice. NOW Bob! NOW! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steamer Posted May 29, 2014 Share #13 Posted May 29, 2014 Only good chicken is a fried chicken. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marcarl Posted May 29, 2014 Share #14 Posted May 29, 2014 So who's chicken,,,, I'm not,,, wanta see???? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brake Pad Posted May 29, 2014 Share #15 Posted May 29, 2014 In a resent university case study, over 1000 chickens were tested, on way they actually cross the road. The University's finding were astounding I can't do this to you, You'll have to wait...................................... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike G in SC Posted May 29, 2014 Share #16 Posted May 29, 2014 You never hear of any one questioning the opossum or the armadillo's motives. No one questions them because they never make it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike G in SC Posted May 29, 2014 Share #17 Posted May 29, 2014 A recent study has found over 200 dead crows near Kingsland, Texas and there was concern that they may have died from the Avian Flu virus. A Bird Pathologist examined the remains of all the crows, and he confirmed the problem was definitely NOT Avian Flu, to everyone's relief. However, he was also able to determine that 98% of the crows had been killed by impact with large trucks, and only 2% were killed by car impact. The State hired an Ornithological Behaviorist from Boston, Massachusetts to determine the disproportionate percentages for the large truck versus car kills. The Ornithological Behaviorist determined the cause in short order. When crows eat road kill, they always set-up a look-out crow in a nearby tree to warn of impending danger. His conclusion was that the lookout crow could say "Caw", but he could not say "Truck". And my dream was that there would be an appropriate thread to use this joke. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huggy Posted May 29, 2014 Share #18 Posted May 29, 2014 No one questions them because they never make it! Besides you don't want to cross a possum anyway!!!! Them things are crankier then my mother in-law!!!!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragonslayer Posted May 29, 2014 Author Share #19 Posted May 29, 2014 A recent study has found over 200 dead crows near Kingsland, Texas and there was concern that they may have died from the Avian Flu virus. A Bird Pathologist examined the remains of all the crows, and he confirmed the problem was definitely NOT Avian Flu, to everyone's relief. However, he was also able to determine that 98% of the crows had been killed by impact with large trucks, and only 2% were killed by car impact. The State hired an Ornithological Behaviorist from Boston, Massachusetts to determine the disproportionate percentages for the large truck versus car kills. The Ornithological Behaviorist determined the cause in short order. When crows eat road kill, they always set-up a look-out crow in a nearby tree to warn of impending danger. His conclusion was that the lookout crow could say "Caw", but he could not say "Truck". And my dream was that there would be an appropriate thread to use this joke. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragonslayer Posted May 29, 2014 Author Share #20 Posted May 29, 2014 In a resent university case study, over 1000 chickens were tested, on way they actually cross the road. The University's finding were astounding I can't do this to you, You'll have to wait......................................We're waiting:whistling: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bongobobny Posted May 29, 2014 Share #21 Posted May 29, 2014 Me thinks they like to play "Chicken." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KIC Posted May 29, 2014 Share #22 Posted May 29, 2014 MODS....please move this over to the "WHY?" thread..... it's gonna be a long one... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chabicheka Posted May 29, 2014 Share #23 Posted May 29, 2014 Which crossed first the chicken or the egg? The chicken, of course....by a heads length. Egg is in the rear end. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CMCOFFEY Posted May 29, 2014 Share #24 Posted May 29, 2014 How can we even be sure that anyone or anything has ever crossed a road or will cross a road? Since the earth is in constant motion, what if the road crosses us, or crosses under us as some might say. How do we really know that we know anything? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flyinfool Posted May 29, 2014 Share #25 Posted May 29, 2014 HOW?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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