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Thank you Patti, We love her a lot. Of course she will never be able to date. I think it is fair. Yama Mama:hurts:
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can anybody spare a dime? Immediately, all the VR riders joined in lending Massey their spare change. The total came to $20 which made Massey very happy. Ruffy had to decide on his tattoo by the fem-fatale Virginia, tat artist extraordinaire. Virginia whipped out her book of designs and told Ruffy .............................
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I am sorry that some of you do not like Ella's outfit. Her daddy is a Buckeyes fan. But either way she is a wonderful addition to our life! Yama Mama:ice_awesome-vi46644
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Quickstep......do you read the last page of a classic novel first? Please be patient this is artistic evolution taking place. Now back to the story, what tattoo to put on Ruffy's belly button. Of course the most serious concern would be, is it an "inny or an outie"? I think this will make a difference especially if.............................
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This is our little cheerleader Ella. I think she will be good at it, don't you? Yama Mama
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That is BEAUTIFUL! Ride safe and enjoy every mile of the ride! Yama Mama:15_9_28[1]:
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Extremely well developed............... Awesome looking .....................................
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No one realized that Yama Mama had developed amnesia, that is why she forgot they had not eaten the barbeque as yet. Yama Mama must have overcome from all the excitement of all the previous events. She is a big country music fan, and an Elvis fan too. And to actually be riding with Elvis, George Jones, and Dolly Parton was too much for her. So the barbeque at Hog Heaven was worth the trip. Dragonslayer sold his charity tickets. Everyone was happy with the results of the Meet and Eat. New friends were made and probably will always be kept in the future. Now we get to our friend Ruffy and his obsession with Virginia the tatoo artist extroidinaire. Ruffy decided to get a tattoe of ELvis eating a Rack of Ribs. to remember this eventful Meet and Eat by. But where to do the tatoo? Virginia asked Ruffy to take off his shirt and.................................
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heading for home since it was getting late. So those going east divided up, those going north divided up, those going south divided up and also those going west did the same. Everyone started discussing which routes would be the quickest way home. There was not much time left now, either way. Everyone knew this trip was a life time experience that would never be forgotten. Who would think that just a simple Meet and Eat could have gotten so crazy. So Beer 30 decides he will put back on his pink chaps. He figured he was safe now from "the Donald". Eck, Dragonslayer and Massey figure they would ride together. Yelling something to the effect,"the South will rise again!" Yama Mama was heading north although she insists she is from the South-west part of Ohio . Just as everyone was giving their hugs & kisses goodbye ..........................................
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George Jones, he was heading for Nashville, to do a recording and thought he would stop to see if we needed some help. We saw who it was and all yelled, the Possum! He laughed, he introduced himself to everyone. George thought Annie might not be from Tennessee. The he spotted this petite woman in a helmet who he thought he recognized. No one said anything, then of course Dolly could not keep her laugh or her "Dollies" hidden too much longer. So:crackup: she said, He He, Hiyah George. They hugged, and Dolly told him how she wound up riding with the VR riders and about all the things that happened on our trip to Nashville. George thought it was hysterical. He invited us to come to the recording studio with him. We told him we actually needed to be at Hog Heaven in the next hour to our Meet & Eat. He said for us to follow him and he would drive us right by there. Wow this is exciting now, we have two country legends riding with us, four if you count Dolly's Dollies. We know we are going to get there now. Nothing could go wrong now or could it........................................
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highway 70 it is. So the whole band of riders get on highway 70 because I-40 had another landslide. Well actually it was do to a semi plowing into a hillside which disturbed a huge nest of killer bees which are now buzzing around the area near where our group of hapless wanders have wound up. Is this a mess or what. Just then they hear what sounds like a siren in the distance. Dolly says 'Ya'll are not playin with a full deck" My Daddy always said, When the goin gets tough you better get you a fast pony and ride. So let's ride VR Riders. We need to get to Nashville and I mean pronto. The siren is closer now, it is almost upon them when they realize.........................................
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Of course, Beer 30 had his beercart with him, so help your self. Why do you have all these titles? And what is wrong with Broadway in Nashville. We have to get to Hog Heaven, or we will miss the M & E. Hey I just had a thought, who has anybody's cell phone number that was supposed to be there. Who would be coming from the west? I know Cinderella. Let's call her and see if she is there at Hog Heaven. Aussie Annie called Cindy, we thought Cindy would be excited about that. The phone goes to voice mail, It is Cindy's voice, but she says this is Cinderella and I am not available to talk now, leave a message. Just them Beer 30's phone rings, and it is E fishin C from Canada and he says...................................
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What is the farthest distance you have ridden in one day?
Yama Mama replied to Yama Mama's topic in Watering Hole
I guess I should also ask how was your butt after you arrived? Yama Mama:buttkick: -
That was similar to our #2 bike, but we had a 1971. It just ran, we changed the oil and checked the brakes. She was a good ole bike. I thought it was so big compared to our 350 at the time. But it sure looks small now. Yama Mama
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Yeah Scotty, You could have bought yourself a new anything bike and you still have to stay. I know I tried to leave once when we bought a Harley April 1 two years ago. Well they through a fit. So I stayed. Yama Mama
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Quickstep & Aussie Annie did the Butler Mod Themselves!
Yama Mama replied to Aussie Annie's topic in Watering Hole
Good for you Annie. Did you take any photos of the process? Yama Mama:hurts: -
We do not have far to go now. Atlantadragonslayer how is your bump doing? Are you ok, we are going to a M & E. He will be fine, I am sure. Ok we can get there in time I am sure of it. Wow there sure a lot of semi's on this detour. Oh no do not tell me. I think there is a semi blocking the road up ahead. Yeah it is, jack knifed on that bend. The traffic is getting worse. How are we going to get to the Hog Heaven in time now? We need a miracle and fast. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
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Yes another bump in our road to Nashville. We have to be there soon, or we won't meet everybody else who is coming to Hog Heaven. So we try to find a larger helmet for Atlantadragonslayer, to try to cover his new bump. Oh did I mention he has amnesia. He does even remember what club he belongs too. I am sure he will be better when we get on the road. Oh I forgot about the detour, yeah I-40 has a landslide. Well, we can follow those detour signs and I am sure we will be ok. Oh there is a sign up a head. Yeah I can see it now. It says ...............................
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We use our Sheep skin from IKEA and it works very well. Yama Mama
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Nice photos Lewis, looks like it was a good day. Yama Mama:hurts:
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Nice photos, glad you had a nice trip. Yes a bike is the only way to ride through the Smokies. It is truly a beautiful area. Yama Mama:thumbsup2:
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Yep there is some one on a red Venture riding the opposite direction, well it looks like Dano, but where is he going and why did he ride right by all the VR riders and Elvis in his jumpsuit? Elvis says, You know I do not have that much time left here, especially since I am supposed to be dead, so you all think we might get this show on the road? I need me some barbecue, and I needs it now. So we climb back on our rides and ride. Oh no what is that up the road? It looks like a detour sign, it looks like there was a landslide on I-40. Now we have to ride through......................
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The VR Riders were not only thrilled to find out that Elvis was still alive, but for them to be the first people to actually get to talk to him after all this time. His jumpsuit had gotten a bit worn it seemed, but the wiggle was still there. Elvis wanted to know where the VR riders were heading and he asked if he could ride along with someone. Beer 30 said sure, you can ride with me. Do you like Barbecue? Elvis says, Man I am from Memphis the home of the best barbecue. Beer 30 said, Well we are headed for Nashville and the place we are meeting at is called Hog Heaven. Have you ever eaten there Elvis? Elvis says, Man I been so many places, I do not recall for sure. But I will be glad to go with you, just tell people I am an Elvis Impersonator or something. I do not want to cause a big seen or any thing. So now the VR Riders are heading for Nashville, with Elvis riding on Beer 30's bike. They are probably 40 miles away from Nashville now. Beer 30 is asking about the rock stars that Elvis knew when R & R was just starting when suddenly....................................
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How about the second weekend in June? I do not get out of school until June 8th this school year. That makes it harder for us to come up on Friday, but we will be there either way. I am really good at setting tents up in the dark. This coming year though we will put our tent up closer to everyone else. We changed deodorants. Hehehehehe Yama Mama:7_2_104[1]:
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Thank you for posting that. Do they have the distillery tours during this event, too? I do not live that far away from there. Yama Mama:hurts: