Squeeze Posted January 8, 2010 Share #1 Posted January 8, 2010 http://glossynews.com/society/201001070305/activists-missing-after-declaring-war-on-leather-at-motorcycle-rally/ Myohmy, where will it end ?? ?? :scratchchin: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoomerCPO Posted January 8, 2010 Share #2 Posted January 8, 2010 LMAO!!! Those fools are lucky they didn't try that crap at a 1%'er Club gathering. Like Jimmy Hoffa they would never be found. Boomer.....who sez in this instance the stupid were surely punished....and deserved all that they got.:rotfl: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Squeeze Posted January 8, 2010 Author Share #3 Posted January 8, 2010 Activists Missing After Declaring “War on Leather” at Motorcycle Rally Posted on January 07, 2010. Tags: activists, Animal Activists, blood, fur, motorcycle gangs, motorcycle rally, peta, protesters Posted by Fuzzy Duffy http://glossynews.com/wp-content/themes/gazette/thumb.php?src=http://glossynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/crazy-man-tied-to-tree_01.jpg&h=300&w=300&zc=1&q=90Johnstown, PA (GlossyNews) – Local and state police scoured the hills outside rural Johnstown, Pennsylvania, after reports of three animal rights activists going missing after attempting to protest the wearing of leather at a large motorcycle gang rally this weekend. Two others, previously reported missing, were discovered by fast food workers “duct taped inside several fast food restaurant dumpsters,” according to police officials. “Something just went wrong,” said a still visibly shaken organizer of the protest. “Something just went horribly, horribly, wrong.” The organizer said a group of concerned animal rights activist groups, “growing tired of throwing fake blood and shouting profanities at older women wearing leather or fur coats,” decided to protest the annual motorcycle club event “in a hope to show them our outrage at their wanton use of leather in their clothing and motor bike seats.” “In fact,” said the organizer, “motorcycle gangs are one of the biggest abusers of wearing leather, and we decided it was high time that we let them know that we disagree with them using it…ergo, they should stop.” According to witnesses, protesters arrived at the event in a vintage 1960’s era Volkswagen van and began to pelt the gang members with balloons filled with red colored water, simulating blood, and shouting “you’re murderers” to passers by. This, evidently, is when the brouhaha began. “They peed on me!!!” charged one activist. “They grabbed me, said I looked like I was French, started calling me ‘La Trene’, and duct taped me to a tree so they could pee on me all day!” “I…I was trying to show my outrage at a man with a heavy leather jacket, and he…he didn’t even care. I called him a murderer, and all he said was, ‘You can’t prove that.’ Next thing I know he forced me to ride on the back of his motorcycle all day, and would not let me off, because his girl friend was out of town and I was almost a woman.” Still others claimed they were forced to eat hamburgers and hot dogs under duress. Those who resisted were allegedly held down while several bikers “farted on their heads.” Police officials declined comments on any leads or arrests due to the ongoing nature of the investigation, however, organizers for the motorcycle club rally expressed “surprise” at the allegations. “That’s preposterous,” said one high-ranking member of the biker organizing committee. “We were having a party, and these people showed up and were very rude to us. They threw things at us, called us names, and tried to ruin the entire event. So, what did we do? We invited them to the party! What could be more friendly than that? You know, just because we are all members of motorcycle clubs does not mean we do not care about inclusiveness. Personally, I think it shows a lack of character for them to be saying such nasty things about us after we bent over backwards to make them feel welcome.” When confronted with the allegations of force-feeding the activists meat, using them as ad hoc latrines, leaving them incapacitated in fast food restaurant dumpsters, and ‘farting on their heads,’ the organizer declined to comment in detail. “That’s just our secret handshake,” assured the organizer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Squeeze Posted January 8, 2010 Author Share #4 Posted January 8, 2010 double Post Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoomerCPO Posted January 8, 2010 Share #5 Posted January 8, 2010 Still ROTFLMAO at this........ Boomer.....who's gotta find out what Club that is and get permission to use their "secret handshake".:D:D:banana: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
a1bummer Posted January 8, 2010 Share #6 Posted January 8, 2010 NOW THAT'S FUNNY! That isn't OUR "secret handshake" is it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FutureVentures Posted January 8, 2010 Share #7 Posted January 8, 2010 OMG, that's got to be one of the funniest things I've ever read! "“They peed on me!!!” charged one activist. “They grabbed me, said I looked like I was French, started calling me ‘La Trene’, and duct taped me to a tree so they could pee on me all day!”" That just made my day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AKRefugee Posted January 8, 2010 Share #8 Posted January 8, 2010 Guess their mothers never taught them ♪♪♫♫ YOU DON’T TUG ON SUPERMAN'S CAPE ♪♪♫♫ ♪♪♫♫ YOU DON’T SPIT INTO THE WIND ♪♪♫♫ ♪♪♫♫ YOU DON’T PULL THE MASK ON THE OLE LONE RANGER ♪♪♫♫ ♪♪♫♫ AND YOU DON’T MESS WITH A BIKERS LEATHERS ♪♪♫♫ Stupid is as stupid does. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mini-muffin Posted January 8, 2010 Share #9 Posted January 8, 2010 Gee not sure why they got so upset, the bikers were just being friendly. I love that story. Serves those idiots right. Margaret Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wes0778 Posted January 8, 2010 Share #10 Posted January 8, 2010 “Something just went wrong,” said a still visibly shaken organizer of the protest. “Something just went horribly, horribly, wrong.” YaTHINK??? :doh::doh: I would say what went wrong is they picked the wrong crowd to mess with!!! :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl: There was one thing that went RIGHT for them though, There must not have been any 1%-ers attending :cool10: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
silent67 Posted January 8, 2010 Share #11 Posted January 8, 2010 I may be wrong but I did a search on this story and it's reported as a fake. SO SAD!!:crying: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoomerCPO Posted January 8, 2010 Share #12 Posted January 8, 2010 I may be wrong but I did a search on this story and it's reported as a fake. SO SAD!!:crying: Mebbe so but it is entertaining....and it don't hurt to hope! Boomer....who sez don't blame me cuz I didn't give anyone a roll of duct tape. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mraf Posted January 9, 2010 Share #13 Posted January 9, 2010 They peed on me! :rotfl: Thats funny! On another note the story about South Dakota given back to the Souix. Is interesting to say the least. Like my pappy said "What goes around comes around". Bad news for any of you living there without Indian blood. Sturgis could become a lot different! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chaharly Posted January 9, 2010 Share #14 Posted January 9, 2010 I think i may try joining that biker group once! I wear leather all the time! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
autopilot Posted January 9, 2010 Share #15 Posted January 9, 2010 That is choice!! Ya can't make this stuff up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lone Eagle Posted January 9, 2010 Share #16 Posted January 9, 2010 NOW That is a good one - :rotf: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saddlebum Posted January 9, 2010 Share #17 Posted January 9, 2010 In Europe there was an incident were one of these animal rights activists walked up behind an elderly lady and spray painted her fur collar. Turned out her fur collar was actually her pet ferrit curled around her neck having a snooze. The activist was charged with cruelty to animals. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aimhigh Posted January 9, 2010 Share #18 Posted January 9, 2010 I'm thinking Harley riders are the only ones that would have that much duct tape?!?!?!?!?!?!? :rotfl::rotfl: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steve crossley Posted January 9, 2010 Share #19 Posted January 9, 2010 ha ha ha ha ha ah oh thats so good!!!!!!:rotf: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brenda H Posted January 9, 2010 Share #20 Posted January 9, 2010 I'm thinking Harley riders are the only ones that would have that much duct tape?!?!?!?!?!?!? :rotfl::rotfl: No question on it being HD riders!! :crackup:And IF the story is a fake, it's being real would not surprise me either. Some of the stuff these dingbats do, even those who are not activists, cracks me up almost as much as it irritates me. One of my horse groups had a post by a Colo. member whose husband is a farrier. He sets up on weekends in the parking area of one of the local state parks so riders who are going out on the trails can make sure their horses are shod properly for the terrain. A lady visitor to the park watched him for some time and then tried to get the park ranger to make him stop putting nails in the horses' hooves! Some people!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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