Now are you happy?

[Freebird]

Those of you who attend my Maintenance Day. See what you have done?

 

http://www.foxnews.com/scitech/2010/04/21/toilet-paper-shortage-good-raw-material-wiped/?test=latestnews

[RandyR]

We need to put and end to this...

[bongobobny]

I dunno, sounds like a lot of crap to me...

[kenw]

The end is near!

[MiCarl]

I was thinking that we ride through some corn to get there, and could grab some corn cobs.

 

In June though the cobs are still pretty skinny. Perhaps you should move Maintenance Day to late August when a good supply of "full size" cobs will be available......

[BOO]

The end is near!

 

 

At least it's within reach!

BOO

[Freebird]

Well you can all joke and laugh but I'm telling you, I do NOT want this issue wiped under the table.

[Condor]

Geeze, here we go again.... I remember back in the late 60's a store somewhere in the south ran out of T-paper. A local problem, and they reported it on the evening national news. Everyone in the US ran out and stocked up on toilet paper, and we really did have a shortage..... Where's that Sears Catalog???

[Kregerdoodle]

I can see this issue will be the Butt of the jokes around here for some time...

[gunkylump]

Well, that's just.....****ty..

 

C'mon, someone had to say it.

 

gunk:Laugh:

[Rocket]

Well you can all joke and laugh but I'm telling you, I do NOT want this issue wiped under the table.

 

Or the used "tissue", stuck to the underside of the table????

 

Using other paper &/or cobs, will probably clog the plumbing if dumped in the throne, to be flushed away......

 

[ahoutzer]

There must be a good corn cob supply from all of that ethanol making.

[GuthDaddy17]

There you go again Boss, "bringing up the rear":Laugh:

[The Marshal]

Looks like the Paper Company will have to go to the next lower grade of Recycled paper tissue, you know, the one where they put wood chips in the 2-ply?

I know that is the brand my company buys, the Scott "Sand-O-Matic" brand. Its sold by grit, not ply.

[BIG TOM]

Hey gang, it not fair to Freebird to be the "BUTT" of all these TP comments and jokes...Have a heart and lets just "WIPE " the slate clean ............. :whistling:

[Stoutman]

Now I know where to come and read my daily supply of wise CRACKS!

[Yama Mama]

I have an idea, do you have a leaf blower?

We could "air dry"!

No paper used at all.

 

[footsie]

No I am not happy.

I want a refund, shoot the clerk, give a life time supply and pay me to use it.

Then maybe there will be a small chance I might be happy, if someone comes and polishes my Venture every week.

 

gregg

 

PS what were we talking about anyway.

[Aussie Annie]

Hey Don, Just give 'em a shovel and a plastic cup They can go out by the pond, dig a hole and use the cup for a "poop scoop":crackup::crackup:

 

Now a whole row of lilly white tooshies....what a site:yikes::yikes: somewhere to park your bikes!:confused24:

 

 

I can send some over if you need re-inforcements [T/P that is]

[mini-muffin]

I have an idea, do you have a leaf blower?

We could "air dry"!

No paper used at all.

 

 

Ok so do we rinse in the pond first? Then line up for the leaf blower to dry off. Of course we'd have to watch out for those pond monsters. :whistling:That could get interesting.

 

Margaret

[Aussie Annie]

hey Margaret, I'd be real careful turning my back on the person with the leaf blower

[E-Fishin-C]

Well, we can always use Synthetic Paper

[oldgoat]

you know i tried to invent teflon toliet paper but sh** wouldnt stick to it

[davecb]

I"ll just use all the phone books I get. oughtta be good for a couple of years. :whistling::whistling:s..

[RoadKill]

Not me, I don't use the stuff:confused24: