I am 58 years old and one thing that I fully understand is that I will NEVER understand women.
So it all started innocently enough. My wife has been wanting a Gazebo for some time now. So a couple of months ago, I decided to have one built for her. It was built by a guy down near Columbus, OH. It has been finished for a while but weather and the fact that my yard has been wet had delayed having it delivered. So yesterday it was finally delivered and Eileen loves it.
So this morning I got a sweet text from Eileen telling me how much she loves the Gazebo, how much she loves me and how happy I make her.
I replied of course that I love her too and that making her happy makes me happy.
Then she replied that she wanted me to be more happy and that I have been under too much stress for the past few months.
I reassured her that in spite of the stress, I am a generally happy person.
BUT...she couldn't let it stop there. The replied that she wanted me so happy that I wake up every morning with something that makes me smile.
So...I replied that I was trying very hard to make that happen but that Marrisa Tomei was not returning my calls.
hmmmm....this is where I get confused again and don't understand...but apparently she does NOT want me to be happy after all. I just wish she would make up her mind.
Go figure.