Iowawegian Posted November 26, 2008 Share #1 Posted November 26, 2008 We've all heard the one liners that go something like this..... "Her elevator doesn't go to the top floor" "He's a few bricks short of a full load" Just wondering what is the best one you've heard? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SilvrT Posted November 26, 2008 Share #2 Posted November 26, 2008 We've all heard the one liners that go something like this..... "Her elevator doesn't go to the top floor" "He's a few bricks short of a full load" Just wondering what is the best one you've heard? Being there's only 2 to choose from, I'll say the first one is the best one I've heard..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Squeeze Posted November 26, 2008 Share #3 Posted November 26, 2008 It's way out of being political correct and it's not my personal Opinion, but here's mine ... Two Guys from Poland meet at Work Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iowawegian Posted November 26, 2008 Author Share #4 Posted November 26, 2008 Being there's only 2 to choose from, I'll say the first one is the best one I've heard..... Silly, I don't mean the ones I posted. What are some good ones you've heard before that struck your funny bone? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eck Posted November 26, 2008 Share #5 Posted November 26, 2008 one french fry short of being a happy meal///////:confused24: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
6pak Posted November 26, 2008 Share #6 Posted November 26, 2008 How about when somebody throws a fit, the saying who lit the fuse on his tampon? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Squeeze Posted November 26, 2008 Share #7 Posted November 26, 2008 Silly, I don't mean the ones I posted. What are some good ones you've heard before that struck your funny bone? Hey, don't take Rick that serious, he recently converted to a 2Gen ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iowawegian Posted November 26, 2008 Author Share #8 Posted November 26, 2008 one french fry short of being a happy meal///////:confused24: Now that's what I'm talkin' bout!!! Good one EcK! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Freebird Posted November 26, 2008 Share #9 Posted November 26, 2008 His elevator goes all the way up but the door never opens. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerviperus Posted November 26, 2008 Share #10 Posted November 26, 2008 Taken from here. Not pulling a full wagon. Not the brightest star in the sky. The light's on but no one's home. Not the brightest bulb in the box. A few screws short of a hardware store. Not the sharpest knife in the drawer. A few cards short of a full deck. A few fries short of a Happy Meal. About as sharp as a marble. Only has one oar in the water. Smart as a bag of rocks. A hamburger short of picnic. The elevator doesn't go all the way to the top floor. A few peas short of a casserole. A few keys short of a piano. Not the brightest bulb on the Christmas tree. The gates are down and the lights are flashing, but the train isn't coming. As smart as a stick. Fell out of the stupid tree and hit every branch on the way down. An intellect rivaled only by garden tools. Has an IQ of room temperature. Couldn't pour water out of a boot with instructions on the heel. Not the sharpest crayon in the box Not the the sharpest tool in the shed They are depriving some village of its idiot. A few threads short of a sweater. Driveway doesn't quite reach the road. The battery is not fully charged. Dumber than a bag of hammers. A few bricks short of a full load. A few clowns short of a circus. A few beers short of a six-pack. Dumber than a box of hair. All foam no beer. As smart as bait. Forgot to pay his brain bill. The antenna doesn't pick up all the channels. Missing a few buttons on his remote control. Proof that evolution CAN go in reverse. Receiver is off the hook. Has a leak in the skylight. Too much yardage between the goal posts. Not all the soldiers are marching in line. Dumber than paint. Half a bubble off plumb. Donated his brain to science before he was done with it. A few shades beyond blonde. A few watts short of a light bulb Running on 3 cylinders. Has the parachute but is missing the ripcord. Would lose a debate with a doorknob. Has an IQ lower than plant life. All volume, and no content. Wouldn't know if they were on foot or horseback. The wheel is spinning but the hamster is dead. The cheese slid off the cracker. Doesn't have all the chairs at the table. . A shining example of why you should avoid inbreeding. A few pecans short of a fruitcake. Would argue with a signpost. If you gave them a penny for thoughts, you'd get change. Dumb as a salt shaker. Has a mind like a steel trap: rusty and illegal in 37 states. Knitting with only one needle. The result of too much chlorine in the gene pool. Not the quickest bunny in the forest. The hard drive is spinning but the OS hasn't been installed. Not exactly burning all thrusters. A few colors short of a rainbow. The boat doesn't have all the oars in the water. A few ships short of a fleet. A monosynaptic cretin (Don't understand it? 'nuff said) A few noodles short of a chow mein. A few bristles short of a broom. Doesn't know whether to scratch his watch or wind his butt. Hasn't seen the ball since kickoff. The relative IQ of a deck chair. A poster child for birth control. A few players short of a team. Couldn't hit the floor if he fell on it. A few sheep short of a flock. Not the brightest light in the harbor. One plate short of a tea set. A few kangaroos loose in the top paddock..... A few slices short of a sandwich..... A few sausages short of a BBQ If her IQ was any flipping lower we'd have to water her. A few more braincells and he would be a cabbage Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bryan52577 Posted November 26, 2008 Share #11 Posted November 26, 2008 There's one thing good about being poor - its inexpensive. Success is a relative term - It brings so many relatives! Illiterate?... Write for FREE HELP! Oh yea? If you're so smart, why don't I understand you? She is so deep, get close and you can hear the ocean! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StarFan Posted November 26, 2008 Share #12 Posted November 26, 2008 Was travelling up in the country here in Iceland and we came to an isolated farm. Living there were three brothers and their Mom. They invited us in for coffee and a chat and it was hilarious to say the least. It was quite clear that they did not get visitors very often since they were just flooding us with all kind of questions and talking without stopping. Then one of them asked us how old we were (we were around 25 at the time and after we had told them I asked them in return how old they were. I will always remember the sincere answer I got: Tomas is 67, Hans is 63, I am 71 but can´t remember how old Mom is but she is older than we are. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerviperus Posted November 26, 2008 Share #13 Posted November 26, 2008 "Intimacy changes after marriage; then you're in bed with a relative." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TxVenture Posted November 26, 2008 Share #14 Posted November 26, 2008 He's so tight he will jump over a gate so he won't wear out the hinges. He'll climb a tree to tell a lie when he could stand on the ground and tell the truth. Your village called, they want their idiot back. You want it when?? When pigs fly. His family tree has no branches. Don H. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SilvrT Posted November 26, 2008 Share #15 Posted November 26, 2008 Silly, I don't mean the ones I posted. What are some good ones you've heard before that struck your funny bone? gotcha! LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pic Posted November 26, 2008 Share #16 Posted November 26, 2008 Growing old is mandatory, growing up is optional Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SilvrT Posted November 26, 2008 Share #17 Posted November 26, 2008 What part of "NO" don't you understand? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SilvrT Posted November 26, 2008 Share #18 Posted November 26, 2008 Hey, don't take Rick that serious, he recently converted to a 2Gen ... :rasberry: :rasberry: :rasberry: :rasberry: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skidrow Posted November 26, 2008 Share #19 Posted November 26, 2008 Y'all are going around your elbow to get to your knee. If he is limping, "he has a hitch in his get along" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yankeereb Posted November 26, 2008 Share #20 Posted November 26, 2008 I was feeling good, but I got over it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PEIslander Posted November 26, 2008 Share #21 Posted November 26, 2008 How about this one. "2nd Gen's are fastest.' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Midnight Rider Posted November 26, 2008 Share #22 Posted November 26, 2008 Being there's only 2 to choose from, I'll say the first one is the best one I've heard..... I liked this one the best.......:rotf: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AKRefugee Posted November 26, 2008 Share #23 Posted November 26, 2008 (edited) His whistles in a three knot wind . . . with his mouth closed Edited November 27, 2008 by AKRefugee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yamahamer Posted November 26, 2008 Share #24 Posted November 26, 2008 His cheese has slid off his cracker. It's raining like a cow pissing on a crosstie bridge. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SilvrT Posted November 26, 2008 Share #25 Posted November 26, 2008 It's so cold it will freeze the balls off of a brass monkey Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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