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Teacher asks the kids in class: "What do you want to be when you grow up?" Little Johnny: "I wanna be a billionaire, going to the most expensive clubs, find me the best *****, give her a Ferrari worth over a million bucks, an apartment in Copacabana, a mansion in Paris , a jet to travel through Europe , an Infinite Visa Card and to make love to her three times a day". The teacher, shocked and not knowing what to do with the bad behavior of the child, decides not to give importance to what he said and then continues the lesson. "And you, Tanya?” " I wanna be Johnny's *****!"

On some air bases the Air Force is on one side of the field and civilian aircraft use the other side of the field, with the control tower in the middle. � One day the tower received a call from an aircraft asking, "What time is it?" � The tower responded, "Who is calling?" � The aircraft replied, "What difference does it make?" � The tower replied, "It makes a lot of difference.. . If it is a commercial flight, it is 3 o'clock . If it is an Air Force plane, it is 1500 hours. If it is a Navy aircraft, it is 6 bells. If it is an Army aircraft, the big hand is on the 12 and the little hand is on the 3. If it is a Marine Corps aircraft, it's Thursday afternoon and 120 minutes to "Happy Hour." ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- - � During training exercises, the lieutenant who� was driving down a muddy back road encountered� another car stuck in the mud with a red-faced colonel at the wheel. � "Your jeep stuck, sir?" asked the lieutenant as he pulled alongside. � "Nope," replied the colonel, coming over and handing him the keys. "Yours is." ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- - � Having just moved into his new office, a pompous, new colonel was sitting at his desk when an� airman knocked on the door. Conscious of his new position, the colonel quickly picked up the phone,� told the airman to enter, then said into the phone, "Yes, General, I'll be seeing him this afternoon and I'll pass along your message. In the meantime, thank you for your good wishes, sir." � Feeling as though he had sufficiently impressed the young enlisted man, he asked, "What do you want?" � "Nothing important, sir," the airman replied, "I'm just here to hook up your telephone." ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- - Officer: "Soldier, do you have change for a dollar?" Soldier: "Sure, buddy." Officer: "That's no way to address an officer! Now let's try it again!" Soldier: Do you have change for a dollar?" Soldier: "No, SIR!" ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- - Q: How do you know if there is a fighter pilot at your party? A: He'll tell you. � � Q: What's the difference between God and fighter pilots? A: God doesn't think he's a fighter pilot. � � Q: What's the difference between a fighter pilot and a jet engine? A: A jet engine stops whining when the plane shuts down. ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- - � An Air Force Chief Master Sergeant and a General were sitting in the barbershop. They were both just getting finished with their shaves, when the barbers reached for some after-shave to slap on their faces. � The General shouted, "Hey, don't put that stuff on me! My wife will think I've been in a whore-house! " � The Chief turned to his barber and said, "Go ahead and put it on. My wife doesn't know what the inside of a whore-house smells like." ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- - "Well," snarled the tough old Navy Chief to the bewildered Seaman, "I suppose after you get discharged from the Navy, you'll just be waiting for me to die so you can come and pee on my grave." � "Not me, Chief!" the Seaman replied. "Once I get out of the Navy, I'm never going to stand in line again!" �

Mathematics: This comes from 2 math teachers with a combined total of 70 yrs. experience. It has an indisputable mathematical logic. It also made me Laugh Out Loud. This is a strictly ..... mathematical viewpoint.. and it goes like this: What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life? Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions: If: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z Is represented as: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26. Then: H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K 8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98% And K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E 11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96% But , A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E 1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100% And, B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T 2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103% AND, look how far ass kissing will take you. A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G 1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118% So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty, that while Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there. Its the Bull$hit and A$$ Kissing that will put you over the top. Now you know why some people are where they are & especially the one's currently in our congress running our country and elected to president and vice-president!

If anyone has had both types installed on their RSV, I'd like your opinion on the pros and cons of each one.

The 1-150 range gives a nice leisurely pace with time to stop, eat lunch and see the sights. The 200+ range is good if there's no sightseeing, but the riding is the goal.

The part number is correct but the picture is not. The price is good, until you ad the $9.00 shipping.

I just looked at the Race Tech constant rate with emulators, $384 which includes all new bushings and seals.

I am starting to think about replacing my fork springs, I have read almost every thread on the VR forums pertaining to fork springs and have not seen any discussion comparing the two different spring types and why I would choose one over the other. What are the handling characteristic's of the 2 ? Does riding style matter or is it just the weight of the bike, rider and gear ? I'm about 170# with 30" inseam if it matters. When I do the springs I'm also going to move the forks up 3/4-1" in the triple tree. Ever since I bought this bike it has never felt sure-footed in the twisties, it's always felt like the front end wants to slide out. Changing pressures in the forks, tires & rear shock have made little difference in handling. I installed a new shock today, springs are next.

Someone snatched it up, hope it was someone here

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Let's hope there's many more years in ya Don, BUT, just in case, you could will it to one of your trusted moderators so your legacy would live on.

Maybe I spoke too soon, Whats the difference between these and the stock DPR8EA-9 ?

With the flanders bars you need 2" over stock length. You could loop them inside the fairing within reason. Try it, if it works without the throttle sticking at full turn both ways, you're good to go.

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I just came across a set of EBC FA123HH pads for 16.60 There were 2 sets, I bought 1 set the other is still up for grabs. These are new open package special. http://www.ebay.com/itm/251161780947?ssPageName=STRK:MEWAX:IT&_trksid=p3984.m1438.l2649 Good Luck

Like Hannigan, CSC started life building side cars and expanded into trailers and trikes also. They have some nice looking designs. I have never rode a CSC, but, would like to some day, as a comparison to our Hannigan RSV.

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Hope all goes well and you have a speedy recovery.

I tried contacting you, but the Provincial prison information system said inmates are not allowed to accept incoming calls Glad to see ya got paroled

She put on the "Bum" cream, does that mean she'll be living on the street begging for quarters now?

It's so you can call home for a trailer when your antique breaks down on the road. :rotfl:

I may be interested, what are you asking for them ?

Will you tolerate some tire noise to obtain longer tire mileage/life? (a little) Will you tolerate harder steering to obtain longer tire mileage/life? (slightly) What motorcycle or motorcycle trike are you riding? (08 Yamaha Venture Trike) How many miles do you want a good front tire to last? (25-35,000) How many years at most do you expect a front tire to last? (at least 2 seasons) Must have good wet traction.

The reviews look good. Now practice practice practice practice. 500 rnds a week till you can hit a fly at 50 yes.

I have a small collection of OTF's , switchblades and butterfly's. I'll get em out and post pics later. This one I just bought from a neighbor that makes knives as a hobby. http://imageshack.us/a/img515/839/kniferp.jpg