cabreco Posted May 21, 2012 Share #1 Posted May 21, 2012 So today some bimbo in a car drove in the exit only ramp at the bank while she was obliviously yappin' on her cell. Almost hit me on the motorcycle head on. I called her a moron & told her to get off her cell! She rolled down her window & gave me an attitude filled a non convincing "sor~ry". I replied "it's a damn exit not an entrance!", & started to go around her... well her reply?, "Well duh!" I stopped still, directly in front of her dropped my kickstand & told her to BACK OUT cuz I'm not moving! Would you believe she said "I'm calling the police." I said "back out or call the cops your choice" So...cops get there, our vehicles are face to face & she's facing the wrong way. Cop started writing her tickets(s) plural I counted at least 3. My guess is crossing a double yellow line, driving the wrong way, & dangerous action. Cop told me to go & be safe, I thanked him. I look at the bimbo on my way out, smiled & said... "Y'all have a nice day!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pmelah Posted May 21, 2012 Share #2 Posted May 21, 2012 (edited) now thats southern hospitality :rotf::rotf:but you forgot to say one thing yall come back now yahear! Edited May 21, 2012 by pmelah add Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brake Pad Posted May 21, 2012 Share #3 Posted May 21, 2012 know the felling, yesterday afternoon on my way home from a lunch ride, Guy in a white van eating a hamburger with his left, swings into my left lane, and I swing into on coming traffic to not get sideswiped. I'm so happy the guy in the 3/4 ton coming at me saw what was going on and swerved to the right not to hit me. I really think the prayer before my ride helped. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pmelah Posted May 21, 2012 Share #4 Posted May 21, 2012 AMEN!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
etcswjoe Posted May 21, 2012 Share #5 Posted May 21, 2012 Glad you are ok and good for you!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
midnightrider1300 Posted May 21, 2012 Share #6 Posted May 21, 2012 So today some bimbo in a car drove in the exit only ramp at the bank while she was obliviously yappin' on her cell. Almost hit me on the motorcycle head on. I called her a moron & told her to get off her cell! She rolled down her window & gave me an attitude filled a non convincing "sor~ry". I replied "it's a damn exit not an entrance!", & started to go around her... well her reply?, "Well duh!" I stopped still, directly in front of her dropped my kickstand & told her to BACK OUT cuz I'm not moving! Would you believe she said "I'm calling the police." I said "back out or call the cops your choice" So...cops get there, our vehicles are face to face & she's facing the wrong way. Cop started writing her tickets(s) plural I counted at least 3. My guess is crossing a double yellow line, driving the wrong way, & dangerous action. Cop told me to go & be safe, I thanked him. I look at the bimbo on my way out, smiled & said... "Y'all have a nice day!" Serves her right.... Maybe the cop was a fellow biker Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bongobobny Posted May 21, 2012 Share #7 Posted May 21, 2012 Yah! In a shopping plaza we were in the left turn lane when some bimbo is driving straight thru in the turn lane thinking she was right and I was in the wrong! The little b1tch even had the nerve to blow her horn at me... Sooo, I love stories with a happy ending!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnMidnight Posted May 21, 2012 Share #8 Posted May 21, 2012 I come to a stop on Gale Ave, I need to go left, and there's a car, a gap, a semi truck, and two cars, and my right is empty, theres plenty of gap for me. So I get going. As I make the turn... I see I have two car lengths left before I get smeared across the road because some arsehat in a pickup is passing the semi truck, and he's got no room left because of me. needless to say, after putting on my high beam and moving into the shoulder, I was safe. Him? Well... lets just say the police officer with flashers had a few questions for him. And a few tickets. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
playboy Posted May 22, 2012 Share #9 Posted May 22, 2012 I just luv a good story with a great ending. YOU ROCK Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kyle Posted May 22, 2012 Share #10 Posted May 22, 2012 too dang funny, serves her right Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kregerdoodle Posted May 22, 2012 Share #11 Posted May 22, 2012 Gotta love a Happy ending!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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