Wanderer Posted March 5, 2012 Share #1 Posted March 5, 2012 I'm stuck in the VA Hospital in Birmingham. Tomorrow, is one week. Herniated bowel. Yeah, my $ _ _ t don't work. started off in Mongomery thinking a couple of antibiotics and I'd be gone, but Nooooooo! Had the operation 6am Saturday morning. If this looks funny it's becaue it's built into the hospitals system with keyboard through the TV remote. Still hope to be out in 3 days, If I ever can meet my poop allocation I will. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bendtdj Posted March 5, 2012 Share #2 Posted March 5, 2012 Best wishes for a speedy recovery. Listen to the medics and it all should work out in the end! Dave Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monty Posted March 5, 2012 Share #3 Posted March 5, 2012 Hope everything comes out alright. Here's to a speedy recovery. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ADC Posted March 5, 2012 Share #4 Posted March 5, 2012 That doesn't sound like much fun,hope everything comes out ok:rotf: and you can get out of there! (sorry I couldn't help it) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubber Posted March 5, 2012 Share #5 Posted March 5, 2012 Hope everything works it's way out. You know the old saying "$hit happens" but in your case I guess it doesn't. :yikes: Best of luck and a speedy recovery. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RandyR Posted March 5, 2012 Share #6 Posted March 5, 2012 eat more beans...... hope it all comes out ok... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hobscotch Posted March 5, 2012 Share #7 Posted March 5, 2012 Get yourself a nice big bunch of grapes. Works every time. Get well soon! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bongobobny Posted March 5, 2012 Share #8 Posted March 5, 2012 Sorry to hear of your s**t problems! Hope it all comes out in the end... What did you expect from a wise guy like me?? You left the door wide open! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Posted March 5, 2012 Share #9 Posted March 5, 2012 I guess you hit the kill switch again huh? Stopped everything dead in it's tracks(abdominal)!! Well some of us have to take a little Metamucil now and again . It's a B--ch getting old ain't it? Get well, my friend!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steamer Posted March 5, 2012 Share #10 Posted March 5, 2012 oops?? don't you mean poops? Heres hoping your next movement is out of there.:crackup:Sometimes I just crack myself up:rotf: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XV1100SE Posted March 6, 2012 Share #11 Posted March 6, 2012 Does this mean you are full of .... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kregerdoodle Posted March 6, 2012 Share #12 Posted March 6, 2012 very glad you caught it when you did!! I lost my best freind to the same thing a few years ago, he thought he had the flu.. Godspeed on a quik recovery!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yammer Dan Posted March 6, 2012 Share #13 Posted March 6, 2012 Glad you are doing OK now. Don't sound like fun. Prune juice worked for me when they said I couldn't go if I didn't go. About a hr or so and you don't have any say in the matter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dacheedah Posted March 6, 2012 Share #14 Posted March 6, 2012 May all of your movements be as smooth as a second gen Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sleeperhawk Posted March 6, 2012 Share #15 Posted March 6, 2012 You better get well. Plumber might have been cheaper, the old fashion kind, you know how to use a plunger right? :bighug: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wanderer Posted March 6, 2012 Author Share #16 Posted March 6, 2012 Thanks all. Just knowing you've got my back makes me want drop a load. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monty Posted March 6, 2012 Share #17 Posted March 6, 2012 You better get well. Plumber might have been cheaper, the old fashion kind, you know how to use a plunger right? :bighug: Plunger would be alot better than a snake...or roto rooter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rocket Posted March 6, 2012 Share #18 Posted March 6, 2012 Does this mean you are full of .... Sounds like it...... Maybe he needs a V Max ride @ WOT to flush things out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yammer Dan Posted March 6, 2012 Share #19 Posted March 6, 2012 May all of your movements be as smooth as a second gen He is wanting to get out of there THIS year!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steamer Posted March 6, 2012 Share #20 Posted March 6, 2012 SEA FOAM??? HEY, IT WORKS FOR EVERYTHING ELSE:think: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cougar Posted March 6, 2012 Share #21 Posted March 6, 2012 Yeah know there is a new sea foam with a prune additive now. TRY THAT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aussie Annie Posted March 7, 2012 Share #22 Posted March 7, 2012 Won't crack any jokes, think they have all been covered..... all the best for a speedy recovery Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wanderer Posted March 7, 2012 Author Share #23 Posted March 7, 2012 Breaking out later today. Will have solids for breakfast and if all passes well, I'll be out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bongobobny Posted March 7, 2012 Share #24 Posted March 7, 2012 Well, here's hoping for a successful "s*it and git!" Glad to hear things are gettring back to normal! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phoneman1981 Posted March 7, 2012 Share #25 Posted March 7, 2012 Humerous Bunch!!! Made me laugh. Get well and ride!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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