I think this is PG rated
My wife, being the romantic sort, sent me a
text.............
"If you are sleeping,
send me your dreams.
If you are laughing,
send me your smile.
If you are eating, send me a bite.
If you are drinking,
send me a sip.
If you are crying,
send me your tears.
I love you!"
I replied........"I’m taking a dump . What should I do?"