rod Posted January 13, 2011 Share #1 Posted January 13, 2011 How to keep a woman happy.... Priceless! It's not difficult to make a woman happy. A man only needs to be: 1. A friend 2. A companion 3. A lover 4. A brother 5. A father 6. A master 7. A chef 8. An electrician 9. A carpenter 10. A plumber 11. A mechanic 12. A decorator 13. A stylist 14. A cosmotologist 15. A dermatologist 16. A psychologist 17. A pest exterminator 18. A psychiatrist 19. A healer 20. A good listener 21. An organizer 22. A good father 23. Very clean 24. Sympathetic 25. Athletic 26. Warm 27. Attentive 28. Gallant 29. Intelligent 30. Funny 31. Creative 32. Tender 33. Strong 34. Understanding 35. Tolerant 36. Prudent 37. Ambitious 38. Capable 39. Courageous 40. Determined 41. True 42. Dependable 43. Passionate 44. Compassionate WITHOUT FORGETTING TO: 45. Give her compliments regularly 46. Love shopping 47. Be honest 48. Be very rich 49. Not stress her out 50. Not look at other girls AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO: 51. Give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself 52. Give her lots of time, especially time for herself 53. Give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes IT IS VERY IMPORTANT: 54. Never to forget: * birthdays * anniversaries * arrangements she makes HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY 1. Leave him alone Rod Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brake Pad Posted January 13, 2011 Share #2 Posted January 13, 2011 The further I ride away from home, The Better I feel. Next trip Cody WY.. yeah!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GolfVenture Posted January 13, 2011 Share #3 Posted January 13, 2011 The best answer I heard as to why that is, is that when God created man, man was given the responsibility to manage the Garden. So his being is activity oriented. When God Created Woman, she was immediately created into a relationship with the man. So she is constantly tring to establish a relationship with man. And you know the rest of the story. I've heard many sayings about this. The one that seems to work the best for me is " Happy Wife Happy Life." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sheradan Posted January 14, 2011 Share #4 Posted January 14, 2011 The wife told me it was going to take one of these. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PBJ Posted January 14, 2011 Share #5 Posted January 14, 2011 Oh man somebody's in trouuuuubbbllleeeee!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chezley Posted January 14, 2011 Share #6 Posted January 14, 2011 Oh man somebody's in trouuuuubbbllleeeee!!!!! I reckon you're right. Not even letting my wife read that ! Chezley Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Squeeze Posted January 14, 2011 Share #7 Posted January 14, 2011 The wife told me it was going to take one of these. good Choice !!! :happy34: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
capn eddie Posted January 14, 2011 Share #8 Posted January 14, 2011 I think it's a trick question there is no way to keep them happy unless you have a money tree in the yard so they can do nonstop shopping. other than that your out of luck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CaptainJoe Posted January 14, 2011 Share #9 Posted January 14, 2011 How to keep a woman happy? How can you answer a question like that when this is a family oriented site? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1 Canuck Posted January 14, 2011 Share #10 Posted January 14, 2011 You forgot #1: A mind reader. Now that's really scary! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CaptainJoe Posted January 14, 2011 Share #11 Posted January 14, 2011 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest RawHide Posted January 15, 2011 Share #12 Posted January 15, 2011 I think it's a trick question there is no way to keep them happy unless you have a money tree in the yard so they can do nonstop shopping. other than that your out of luck. Guys this thread is tell you what to do AMEN! No bending rules here except in BED! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1 Canuck Posted January 15, 2011 Share #13 Posted January 15, 2011 Guys this thread is tell you what to do AMEN! No bending rules here except in BED! This list/thread could have been said with one word...whipped! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skydoc_17 Posted January 15, 2011 Share #14 Posted January 15, 2011 So, It sounds like it would take an entire Troop of Boy Scouts to keep one woman happy! Trustworthy, Loyal Helpful, Friendly, etc,etc,etc, and maybe one or two Chippindale's for the weekends! Earl:Laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gamecock Posted January 16, 2011 Share #15 Posted January 16, 2011 read it to my wife and finished off with "how to make a man happy" she said "be naked with beer" of course the answer, "Leave me alone" love it!!!!:dancefool: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CaptainJoe Posted January 16, 2011 Share #16 Posted January 16, 2011 (edited) "how to make a women happy" You won't need any beer thats for sure! Maybe wine though... And a credit card without a limit? Edited January 16, 2011 by CaptainJoe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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