Redneck Posted October 30, 2010 Share #26 Posted October 30, 2010 Guess she got a set of those new cast iron implants. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
autopilot Posted October 30, 2010 Share #27 Posted October 30, 2010 I can see it now......she gets mad at ya, breaks out the hardware and wham, bam...But, how would you go about explaining that to the doctor (or the cops) ? "Your Honor, I was minding my own business, when I first saw her and I just blurted out that they should have separate zipcodes. I mean really, look at those things. They should be painted grey and have Goodyear stenciled on them. Anyway, then she ripped her shirt off and the next thing I remember is waking up in the ER with a concussion" The only other thing I remember is a vague recollection of her asking me to hold a beer can." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monty Posted October 30, 2010 Share #28 Posted October 30, 2010 Anybody else got a sudden thirst for milk? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redneck Posted October 30, 2010 Share #29 Posted October 30, 2010 Anybody else got a sudden thirst for milk? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drreb Posted October 30, 2010 Share #30 Posted October 30, 2010 I can see it now......she gets mad at ya, breaks out the hardware and wham, bam...But, how would you go about explaining that to the doctor (or the cops) ? "Your Honor, I was minding my own business, when I first saw her and I just blurted out that they should have separate zipcodes. I mean really, look at those things. They should be painted grey and have Goodyear stenciled on them. Anyway, then she ripped her shirt off and the next thing I remember is waking up in the ER with a concussion" The only other thing I remember is a vague recollection of her asking me to hold a beer can." And you honor she ruined a perfectly good can of beer.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eugene Posted October 30, 2010 Share #31 Posted October 30, 2010 Ahh - no big deal - when you've seen one, you seen them both.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragonslayer Posted October 30, 2010 Share #32 Posted October 30, 2010 There is actually a local legend stripper named Morgana, here in Atlanta at the Clairmont Lounge. (A must visit when in Atlanta) that crushes beer cans in her cleavage and has done so three shows a night for the past thirty years. She also does an act with a live full grown Boa Constrictor. If I'm Lying I'm Dying. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yammer Dan Posted October 30, 2010 Share #33 Posted October 30, 2010 Thats..... Thats..... never mind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sleeperhawks Mechanic Posted October 31, 2010 Author Share #34 Posted October 31, 2010 How do you get the idea in your head to take your boob and use it as a sledgehammer She is Blond, enough said Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aharbi Posted October 31, 2010 Share #35 Posted October 31, 2010 Thats..... Thats..... never mind. Just plain gross... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saddlebum Posted October 31, 2010 Share #36 Posted October 31, 2010 How do you get the idea in your head to take your boob and use it as a sledgehammer You mean to tell me cupcake that you haven't tried it:confused24: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mariner Fan Posted October 31, 2010 Share #37 Posted October 31, 2010 I'm....speechless! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest scarylarry Posted October 31, 2010 Share #38 Posted October 31, 2010 There is actually a local legend stripper named Morgana, here in Atlanta at the Clairmont Lounge. (A must visit when in Atlanta) that crushes beer cans in her cleavage and has done so three shows a night for the past thirty years. She also does an act with a live full grown Boa Constrictor. If I'm Lying I'm Dying. I'll be there before dark :banana: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kregerdoodle Posted October 31, 2010 Share #39 Posted October 31, 2010 You mean to tell me cupcake that you haven't tried it:confused24: :rotfl::rotfl: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Squidley Posted October 31, 2010 Share #40 Posted October 31, 2010 You mean to tell me cupcake that you haven't tried it:confused24: No....My boobs aren't big enough Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flyinfool Posted October 31, 2010 Share #41 Posted October 31, 2010 No....My boobs aren't big enough YET..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Squidley Posted October 31, 2010 Share #42 Posted October 31, 2010 YET..... They'll never be that big Jeff, unless I get implants Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1 Canuck Posted October 31, 2010 Share #43 Posted October 31, 2010 They must be all callused....ugh!!! Sorry Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aussie Annie Posted November 1, 2010 Share #44 Posted November 1, 2010 All I can say is: "Oooohhh, my aching back!" [and.....she would never break her nose if she tripped over!!!] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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