Who's got the funniest one liner.......

[Iowawegian]

Found this pix in Condor's thread...and it's a great one. You've got Wild Hair on the left and Black Owl on the right. The hubby and I were lucky enough to be on this trip with these two "old farts" :bighug:last summer out at the Cody Roundup. When I saw this picture....all I could do was giggle.

So, give it your best shot....who's got the best one liner?

http://www.cast-aways.com/codypics/IMGP2554%20(Medium).JPG

[kj5ix]

You see!! I told you Bing would know where we are Man!!

[Iowawegian]

You see!! I told you Bing would know where we are Man!!

 

 

:rotfl: It took me a minute to get that one!

[Drreb]

Look what I found a real neat rock,I'll put it in my bag and keep it with all the other neat rocks I've collected.

[massey130]

ok, maybe 3 lines.

[wes0778]

And Yogie said; "See Boo-Boo it's called a cell phone!"

[utadventure]

Yellowstone? It's right around here somewhere....

[Iowawegian]

Black Owl: You know, I'm a little peeved about the whole deal. I told the gal I wanted a French manicure, but all she did was paint them light pink.....

 

Wild Hair: Yeah, well , maybe if you woulda tipped her a little more....

[Naked Rider]

you show me yours and i 'll show you mine:Laugh:

[Hummingbird]

Look, here's the gps print out - does it or does it not say "arriving at destination Acadia National Park, Rte 233 mcfarland hill, Bar Harbor, ME 04609 ? "

[Iowawegian]

Look, here's the gps print out - does it or does it not say "arriving at destination Acadia National Park, Rte 233 mcfarland hill, Bar Harbor, ME 04609 ? "

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

[RedRider]

Look, here's the gps print out - does it or does it not say "arriving at destination Acadia National Park, Rte 233 mcfarland hill, Bar Harbor, ME 04609 ? "

 

 

That's good.

 

RR

[gibvel]

Okay, if we use this Grecian Formula, maybe they won't recognize us and they'll let us back into the park.

[1BigDog]

"Man, that Park Ranger is sure a foxy lady and all we have left is one Viagra.....":smile5:

[RedRider]

"When Heyden and I were laying out this park, we used these little homemade compasses".

 

FYI for those educated in the Milwaukee Public School System - F. V. Heyden surveyed Yellowstone that lead to President U.S. Grant to declare it the first National Park in 1872.

 

RR

[BuckShot]

See this little pill here----I take one a day so I don't pee so often.

[jvbailey3]

http://www.cast-aways.com/codypics/IMGP2554%20(Medium).JPG

 

Back in the day when I was a young man, this was Stone National Park. Me and some buds decided we needed to get the name changed. It only took us 2 years of peeing to get it changed.

[Guest human4m]

http://i788.photobucket.com/albums/yy164/human4m/Misc%20stuff/NoBears.jpg

 

WH: "Hey man, I'm not so sure this is a good place to light that thing."

BO: "It's not like we're being watched."

[massey130]

http://i788.photobucket.com/albums/yy164/human4m/Misc%20stuff/NoBears.jpg

 

WH: "Hey man, I'm not so sure this is a good place to light that thing."

BO: "It's not like we're being watched."

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now that sheet was funny!

[Iowawegian]

:rotfl::rotfl:

These are great......

you don't know how much I needed a laugh today, and I gotta tell you....so far so good!

(I just feel kinda bad it's at the expense of those 2!!)

[Hummingbird]

:rotfl::rotfl:

These are great......

 

(I just feel kinda bad it's at the expense of those 2!!)

 

I've heard that story before

[fxitdude]

Hey-a boo boo I think I smell a Pick-a-nick basket.

[wes0778]

And I think I heard the bear saying he is looking for a new pair of gloves...... (Those he got at Vogel wore out) :crackup:

[Black Owl]

http://www.cast-aways.com/codypics/IMGP2554%20(Medium).JPG

 

See man... I told yah I could get her phone number....

[Iowawegian]

http://www.cast-aways.com/codypics/IMGP2554%20(Medium).JPG

 

See man... I told yah I could get her phone number....

 

 

 

:dancefool:Well, if anyone had seen you two in action at breakfast every morning with every waitress in the place ....they'd know how true your statement is!

I've never seen 2 men over the age of say 40 () hit on so many women in such a short amount of time....and the ladies just crooned over you!!!