Dr Phil proclaimed, "The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started and have never finished."
So, I looked around my house to see all the things I had started and not finished before leaving this morning, So, I finished off a bottle of Zinfandel, 2 bottles of beer, a package of Oreos, the rest of the cheesecake, some Doritos, a box of chocolates, and a half bottle of rum.
You have no idea how freaking good I feel right now. Pass this on to those whom you think might be in need of inner peace.