There once was a very righteous man who did much good in life. God himself decided to reward this man and told him he could have one wish and it would be granted. The man replied I would love to drive to Hawaii, may I have a bridge from California to Hawaii? God thought about this and finally replied explaining all of the obstacles, hazards and construction issues involved in such a project. He then asked the man to reconsider his wish and perhaps wish for something else. The man thought for a while and then asked could he please be able to understand women! God replied, uhhh, will that be 2 lanes or 4...