A Reindeer got run over by a Pickup, crossing the road by Pucs house during Halloween

[cowpuc]

''A Reindeer got run over by a Pickup, crossing the road by Pucs house during Halloween,

You can say there's no such thing as free meat,,, but as for me and Tippy we belief!!""

 

Sing the above to the tune of this:

 

While you watch this:

[saddlebum]

Whens the meat and eat. Got my utensils all ready.

[Yammer Dan]

I'm all out of Jerky!!! Time for Bambi to...........DIE!!!

[slowrollwv]

Puc one of my son's friends did the same thing for us the other night but we did not make a vid of it. LOL Fresh tender loin. :thumbsup2:

[Dragonslayer]

''A Reindeer got run over by a Pickup, crossing the road by Pucs house during Halloween,

You can say there's no such thing as free meat,,, but as for me and Tippy we belief!!""

 

Sing the above to the tune of this:

 

While you watch this:

 

Waste not, want not. We're the tenderloin still good. That's my favorite part.

[Dragonslayer]

''A Reindeer got run over by a Pickup, crossing the road by Pucs house during Halloween,

You can say there's no such thing as free meat,,, but as for me and Tippy we belief!!""

 

Sing the above to the tune of this:

 

 

 

 

 

While you watch this:

 

Waste not, want not. We're the tenderloin still good. That's my favorite part.

Oh yeah I refuse to listen to Christmas music until after Thanksgiving. It's only Halloween for gosh sakes.

[dfitzbiz]

Be careful Puc, those cinders are hard on the teeth!

[Flyinfool]

Wait just a cottin pickin minute here.

You said that you were not going to gut it out? That means that you are leaving the tenderloins behind!!!!!!

The tenderloins are very rarely damaged by a car and they sure are yummy.

Then you still have to split it up the back to get the back straps out that might just be the second best part of the deer.

 

Do I gots to drag you up to a deer camp to show ya how its done.

 

Bet you wish you had some snow to help cool down that meat.................

I'll get right on it....................

[Condor]

PUC'S Road Kill Cafe......

[cowpuc]

Wait just a cottin pickin minute here.

You said that you were not going to gut it out? That means that you are leaving the tenderloins behind!!!!!!

The tenderloins are very rarely damaged by a car and they sure are yummy.

Then you still have to split it up the back to get the back straps out that might just be the second best part of the deer.

 

Do I gots to drag you up to a deer camp to show ya how its done.

 

Bet you wish you had some snow to help cool down that meat.................

I'll get right on it....................

 

Get right on it?? Thanks my FRIEND but not necessary.. Those quarter panels and backstraps went right into ice water so you can keep your confounded nast,, you dont have to worry about firing up the White Washer

 

Totally agree with ya on the tenderloins brother!! Normal course of events in deer camp is evening of the kill = fresh campfire tenderloins = .

Problem with being a highly skilled road kill expert is that I long ago gave up on the normal "field dressing" of road kill = experience has taught me that getting hit by a car usually has the same affect as gut shootin em only at a much higher level = think a 240 grain XTP 44 mag hollowpoint has icky time impact on the gut cavity if ya hit one there? Try a 4200 pound full metal jacket Chevy round nose on for size .. My road kill tastes have developed to the point that if there is even a hint of gut juice having touched anything I am knawing on I simply dont want it.. Interesting that you brought it up though cause Tip actually asked me about those tenderloins when I was pulling the backstraps. One simple slice a little beyond the cavity the back straps lay in (after I had the straps out) quickly revealed to her what I am talking about = had her running for the garage and me gaggin some and this was a very very fresh kill!!

Nope,, no tenderloins or heart or,, another of my VERY favorites = liver and onions on this one!!! Just talking about this and thinking of all that fun "head shooting" em when feeding the family on em years ago sure brings back some GREAT eating memories though!!!

I almost turned this one down because the people who hit it had to file a police report on the incident (to get the insurance company to pay for damages) and I usually dont like to go that route. Long story but, in the past, as soon as the Police are involved the DNR is called in which - in old days - presented itself with a whole new can of worms that became more involved than the road kill was worth.. Knowing that, I almost turned this one down BUT - the thought of fresh venison (especially a young one) was just to powerful so away I went..

Turned out the Police Officer who covered this incident was wayyyyyy cool!! Definitely my kind of guy..

Bambi is laying on the bicycle trail right down in residential city about a mile from our house and is not quite ready for the ride on the meat trailer when the Officer pulled up behind me.. The Cop opens the door on his cruiser and the deer starts flopping around like he somehow knew what was coming. The Officer instinctively must of known I was the meat hauler cause he looked and me and asked if I needed him to shoot Bambi.. I shined my flashlight over at Bambi's Mom who was standing behind a neighbors house watching all the commotion and said "I really dont think she would appreciate that :hihi:" in my normal geezrly sarcasim.. The Cop laughed and retorted "I'll plug her for ya too if ya want me too :biker:" = definitely MY KIND OF GUY!! After a good hearted chuckle I asked the officer if, because I was not the one who had hit the deer, he would have to call in the DNR in order for me to take the deer.. He said NOPE = no way,,, had a book of Trick or Treating Deer possession permits right along with em = COOL!!!!

Amazing how things have changed thru the years and, in a lot of ways = for the better!! That is unless you are a Whitetailed Deer out Trick or Treating on Halloween night in Puc's neighborhood:dancefool:

[snyper316]

Why would cop need to resisatate the deer? That is what DNR means aint it... Hell here in Missouri you smash it you bag it and all you do is report it to the Department of Conservation. Its all yours...

[cowpuc]

Why would cop need to resisatate the deer? That is what DNR means aint it... Hell here in Missouri you smash it you bag it and all you do is report it to the Department of Conservation. Its all yours...

 

Here in Michigan we went thru a longggg period of some sort of animosity between Political offices,, a genuine power struggle as it were and the little guy (the guy who bought deer licenses and went hunting) suffered mostly thru it. Unfortunately, our Department of Natural Resources or "DNR" were some of the worst of the worst when it came to using abusive police action in applying law. We had a TV show way back then that was called Michigan Out Doors (not associated with Michigan Out of Doors currently being broadcast) and was hosted by a fellow by the name of Fred Trost.. Fred fought long and hard for the Michigan sportsmen and was a VERY avid outdoorsman in his own right. A HUGE issue came about in the fight for our 2nd amendment rights were being battled out and the courts decided in favor of the little guy. The DNR fought this decision by finding a loop hole in the new law that simply stated = anyone with a Misdemeanor offence can not carry.. Our Michigan DNR started the process of writing wrongful violations on everything from boating stuff (little things like writing a ticket to a boater in a river for not having equiptment declared as essential for use on Lake Michigan because the river was connected to Lake Michigan.. If a person received one of the "jokes" and fought it in court, the court would generally throw it out BUT = most folks never bothered taking a day off work to go to court and fight the ticket = just sent in a few bucks with the ticket and paid it = never much money (maybe 40 bucks) so no problembo. Problem was, as it turned out and as Fred Trost exposed. The big issue that Fred exposed was that the folks who did (and it was well into the 90% of people who received these DNR tickets) pay the tickets were, unknowlingly, surrendering their 2nd amendment rights

 

We did finally get rid of the socialist Governor who resided over our state during that period but this was extremely difficult and, in the process of doing so, the DNR was able to get Michigan Out Doors shut down = a very sad moment in time for us Michigan outdoorsmen.

Before socialism got a foot hold with that lady here in Michigan and things started going downhill, the DNR played more of a "managing the land for the people who rightfully own it" roll and hunting/fishing and out doors things were extremely lucrative and very wide spread. A lot of people dont know this (few old timers from Michigan may remember this) but our Gun Deer Season here back before those days was akin to a National Holiday for us.. So was Pheasant Season and Duck Season = HUGE HUGE business!! The "State and Federal Lands" that rightfully belong to the people (and are slowly being reestablished as such) back in those days were swamped with "Deer Camps" starting November 15th each year and Dads would drag their off spring "Up North" to romp around in the woods THEY owned in pursuit of the Mighty White Tailed Deer.. Many many many excellent stories are still told by lots of us old timers relating back to the day and age before darkness came over our lands..

Sorry this got long Snype but I wanted to answer your question.. Hope it does..

[snyper316]

Here in Michigan we went thru a longggg period of some sort of animosity between Political offices,, a genuine power struggle as it were and the little guy (the guy who bought deer licenses and went hunting) suffered mostly thru it. Unfortunately, our Department of Natural Resources or "DNR" were some of the worst of the worst when it came to using abusive police action in applying law. We had a TV show way back then that was called Michigan Out Doors (not associated with Michigan Out of Doors currently being broadcast) and was hosted by a fellow by the name of Fred Trost.. Fred fought long and hard for the Michigan sportsmen and was a VERY avid outdoorsman in his own right. A HUGE issue came about in the fight for our 2nd amendment rights were being battled out and the courts decided in favor of the little guy. The DNR fought this decision by finding a loop hole in the new law that simply stated = anyone with a Misdemeanor offence can not carry.. Our Michigan DNR started the process of writing wrongful violations on everything from boating stuff (little things like writing a ticket to a boater in a river for not having equiptment declared as essential for use on Lake Michigan because the river was connected to Lake Michigan.. If a person received one of the "jokes" and fought it in court, the court would generally throw it out BUT = most folks never bothered taking a day off work to go to court and fight the ticket = just sent in a few bucks with the ticket and paid it = never much money (maybe 40 bucks) so no problembo. Problem was, as it turned out and as Fred Trost exposed. The big issue that Fred exposed was that the folks who did (and it was well into the 90% of people who received these DNR tickets) pay the tickets were, unknowlingly, surrendering their 2nd amendment rights

 

We did finally get rid of the socialist Governor who resided over our state during that period but this was extremely difficult and, in the process of doing so, the DNR was able to get Michigan Out Doors shut down = a very sad moment in time for us Michigan outdoorsmen.

Before socialism got a foot hold with that lady here in Michigan and things started going downhill, the DNR played more of a "managing the land for the people who rightfully own it" roll and hunting/fishing and out doors things were extremely lucrative and very wide spread. A lot of people dont know this (few old timers from Michigan may remember this) but our Gun Deer Season here back before those days was akin to a National Holiday for us.. So was Pheasant Season and Duck Season = HUGE HUGE business!! The "State and Federal Lands" that rightfully belong to the people (and are slowly being reestablished as such) back in those days were swamped with "Deer Camps" starting November 15th each year and Dads would drag their off spring "Up North" to romp around in the woods THEY owned in pursuit of the Mighty White Tailed Deer.. Many many many excellent stories are still told by lots of us old timers relating back to the day and age before darkness came over our lands..

Sorry this got long Snype but I wanted to answer your question.. Hope it does..

Well..... Which that's a very deep subject.. In case ya didn't know... All I got to say is its your go fingers. I recently filled a few apps out and to my relief I could type them in... No pain using keyboard well there is but not as much as trying to grasp a pen. Anywhos I remember back in da day when I was youngin going out at 4dirty in da mornin and setting up on a hill sipping whiskey to get fire in my veins back then we had normal weather... Equals 10 degrees or lower... Now days there would be so much wrong with that picture.... Well not to me or you but the people who think they need to help us raise kids.. Did I ever mention my most favorite thing to do back in the day was riding in the back of a pick up truck!!! Or flatbed truck... Ok that technically was 2nd or 3rd because I loved riding my bike. I would ride it across the street to get mail.. Road it to school one winter day cause I missed the bus. School flipped and called my parents raising a fuss told me I could not ride it home... I only lived 6 miles from school!!! Had horse I loved riding too. Even tho we had Atari I had Nintendo and Sega to play.... Had friend who got hooked on that junk we would ride bikes and do all kinds of things till mom and dad got him Nintendo... I loved duck hunt but rather go out in woods with my pellet gun or 20 gauge.. O forgot we had a vic 20 and Commodore 64. I learned to type on an [emoji519] apple. But never really cared for any till I thought maybe I could play games with older boy and girl. Older girl had ps3 we would play COD. Anyways I hijacked yas... Nothing like the old days and could probably spend hours shooting the breeze and enjoy hearing and reading about the things I know and love.. Which is mother nature. I got some kurykam knock offs on the bike I am loving them my hands don't seem to cramp like on the hush puppies or the original grips... So may spend da dough to get the real ones... I need to write the governor of missouri say hey I voted you in sir please pardon me so I can hunt again....

 

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