When Jimmy retired he tore up and graded his whole yard and put in all new sod. This spring he was obsessing over pulling the maple helicopters out of his grass everyday so they wouldn't seed. Every freaking morning he's out there with his leaf vac picking up 8 or 10 or 20 freaking helicopters. One day, getting almost to summer, I was pretended to fight with him about all the racket he makes, and he starts looking up in the tree and he says, " I don't see any more of these damn helicopters up there . where do they keep coming from?"
I was forced to admit that I had kept one bag full of helicopters that I had picked up out of my driveway and every night for the previous two weeks I have been throwing a handful of them out in his yard for him to hunt down! If he hadn't asked about it I could have kept it going till September!
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