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This is for Prairiehammer (But all can enjoy!)

 

It is in consideration of a conversation we had at MD, where we got to talking about cars we had owed in the past.

 

I was telling him about my Camaro ZED-28 and my Datsun 280-ZEDX…… and he looked at me rather confused.

 

Took us a while to straighten out the Zed & Zee thing, through our mutual Apple Pie/ Black Death/ Hot Sex alcoholic haze!:whistling:

USA vs CANADA ( And no I'm not trying to start something.)

 

 

PUT sound on!! Words are great.. turn up the volume and enjoy it..

 

 

http://www.safeshare.tv/w/PKYPTOarUx

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They also have flashing green lights. WTF?

 

So, what is that all about? Go, no STOP! Go, no STOP!

 

LOL

 

Just kidding. But, I have to admit that the first time I saw that I was puzzled.

 

BTW, they (Canada) also has Red and Yellow solid lights and Red and Yellow flashing lights just like us.

 

Also, their speed limits are woefully too slow. I once asked a Canadian cop/Mountie (whom I happened to be pulled over to talk with) why the speed limits were so slow up there?

 

He responded that it is because of all the animals.

 

I responded with, "But, animals can't read the speed limit signs".

 

Ba-dum-bump!

 

Yeah, he didn't think it was very funny either. ;-)

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Also, their speed limits are woefully too slow. I once asked a Canadian cop/Mountie (whom I happened to be pulled over to talk with) why the speed limits were so slow up there?

 

He responded that it is because of all the animals.

 

I responded with, "But, animals can't read the speed limit signs".

 

Ba-dum-bump!

 

Yeah, he didn't think it was very funny either. ;-)

The truth is because we have a smaller population but still a large country to build roads across, speed limits are used to generate voluntary road funding.:bikersmilie::mo money::bang head:
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Oh, you Canucks...

 

Zed. Humph! That's only ONE (of many) thing you can't get correct.

 

Humour? Labour? Colour? Neighbour?

 

Chevy doesn't call the Camaro Z-28 a Camaro "Zed-28". Datsun didn't put "Zed 240" on the grill either. Do you call the V-Max a Ved-Max?

 

Didn't think so.

 

Zed. Zed. Top?

 

I once owned a Kawasaki Z1-R. Somehow "Zed1R" doesn't look correct.

 

Since you guys are closer to America than England, I would think you would use American English instead of Commonwealth English. Less cornfusion.

 

Love ya! AND your STRONGER BEER.

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Oh, you Canucks...

 

Chevy doesn't call the Camaro Z-28 a Camaro "Zed-28". Datsun didn't put "Zed 240" on the grill either.

 

Love ya![/quote

 

No the Camaro did have Z-28 & the Datsun did have 280ZX call outs.....but it didn't have......Zee-28 or 280ZeeX either.......but I'm sure they both had Zed-rated tires!!! HA!!!:rotf:

 

Love you too Eh!:bighug:

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Heck....Zed Zed Top was a GREAT band. :rotf:

 

Speaking of Zed Zed Top......My wife & I went to see Brooks & Dunn double billed with ZZ-top at a concert 2 summers ago, in Toronto.....it was our 7th or 8th time seeing Brooks & Dunn they were real good as always and it was our 1st time seeing ZZ-top live...and they were real good......but what was amazing was when Brooks & Dunn and ZZ-top got on stage together.......wow could those 4 guys rock it out on the guitars it was just awesome! "Who'd a thunk it!?"

 

And yes it translates as Zee Zee -top in Canadian English!:)

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what do you mean "one less down"? ya'll....

 

Canadian football's field is 110 yards long, and I think 5 yards (10?) wider. Also the endzones are deeper.

 

The football itself is a larger diameter (hence "bigger balls")...and we only have 3 downs to make the 10 yards for a first down. (hmm....wonder why it's not 10 meters....we are metric after all!)

 

The larger field and fewer downs means passing plays a larger role in the Canadian game.

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Canadian football's field is 110 yards long, and I think 5 yards (10?) wider. Also the endzones are deeper.

 

The football itself is a larger diameter (hence "bigger balls")...and we only have 3 downs to make the 10 yards for a first down. (hmm....wonder why it's not 10 meters....we are metric after all!)

 

The larger field and fewer downs means passing plays a larger role in the Canadian game.

 

12 players on the field instead of 11.

Also no fair-catch......defenders have to stay 5 yards off the receiver of the kick until he touches the ball.

Defence has to set up 1 yard off the line of scrimmage.

Unlimited motion in the backfield, makes for a lot of flea-flicker type plays, pitches around the ends, screens and picks.

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