DANGEROUSDANA Posted December 27, 2011 Share #1 Posted December 27, 2011 (edited) This blonde that I work with, came back to work today. She was carrying this big stainless steel Thermos, and wearing a big smile. So, I asked her, "did you get that for Christmas?" "Yes. My daddy bought it for me. Do you know what it is?" She replied. Playing along, I said, "Why don't you tell me about it." She says, "It is called a Thermos. It is a truly amazing device, scientifically speaking!" "Really. What does it do?" I said, figuring this had to be good. "My daddy says it keeps hot things hot and cold things cold" she bragged. "What have you got in it?" I inquired. "Popsicles and coffee" she answered, with her most innocent smile. Edited December 27, 2011 by DANGEROUSDANA clarification Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Freebird Posted December 27, 2011 Share #2 Posted December 27, 2011 LOL...I heard that long ago but it is still funny. Another one was the guy who was puzzled by the entire concept. He said...I know that it will keep things hot. I also know that it will keep things cold. Then with a look that showed that he was contemplating it deeply...he asked....but HOW DOES IT KNOW WHICH TO DO? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steamer Posted December 27, 2011 Share #3 Posted December 27, 2011 My wife calls me at work and says, you got to read this, it's not a joke... I think she must have dyed her hair today. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BIG TOM Posted December 27, 2011 Share #4 Posted December 27, 2011 So Taters wanted to know how well did it work for her ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steamer Posted December 27, 2011 Share #5 Posted December 27, 2011 Hey Big Tom, you know we're going to pay for this...right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marcarl Posted December 27, 2011 Share #6 Posted December 27, 2011 Tom,,, you DIDN'T get Tater a thermos did you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BIG TOM Posted December 29, 2011 Share #7 Posted December 29, 2011 Hey Big Tom, you know we're going to pay for this...right? Nah, she won't read this..! Tom,,, you DIDN'T get Tater a thermos did you? Errrr, why yes, I did......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TATERS Posted December 31, 2011 Share #8 Posted December 31, 2011 So Taters wanted to know how well did it work for her ? REALLY !........ GO TO YOUR ROOM ! :buttkick: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marcarl Posted December 31, 2011 Share #9 Posted December 31, 2011 Poor Tom,,, hen picked again,,,,, will he ever learn???? Wonder if he'll survive until summer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CaptainJoe Posted December 31, 2011 Share #10 Posted December 31, 2011 Tom , don't worry about ibeing sent to your room... thats where al the "good stuff is"...LOL Plus, it could have been worse...she could have said "go to your room and no Ice cream tonight!":whistling: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BIG TOM Posted December 31, 2011 Share #11 Posted December 31, 2011 Drat her and that new dutter :smash2: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marcarl Posted December 31, 2011 Share #12 Posted December 31, 2011 Drat her and that new dutter :smash2: Ja,, ya done it now boy,,,,,,, tell ya, there's no safe haven anymore,,,, best go find a new site. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steamer Posted December 31, 2011 Share #13 Posted December 31, 2011 Tom, Told you we were going to get in trouble..... I got a scolding... and the dreaded finger. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saddlebum Posted December 31, 2011 Share #14 Posted December 31, 2011 Tom , don't worry about ibeing sent to your room... thats where al the "good stuff is"...LOL Plus, it could have been worse...she could have said "go to your room and no Ice cream tonight!":whistling: You don't get it .......there is no icecream in his room and being confined to his room means barred from the kitchen Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saddlebum Posted December 31, 2011 Share #15 Posted December 31, 2011 Tom, Told you we were going to get in trouble..... I got a scolding... and the dreaded finger. What! you actually escaped ......THE LOOK......man talk about being lucky Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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