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Three Italian nuns die and go to heaven of course At the Pearly Gates, they are met by St. Peter. He says, "Sisters, you all led such exemplary lives that the Lord is granting you six months to go back to earth and be anyone you wish to be." The first nun says, "I want to be Sophia Loren;" And *poof* she's gone. The second says, "I want to be Madonna" and *poof* she's gone. The third says, "I want to be Sara Pipalini.." St. Peter looks perplexed. "Who?" he asks "Sara Pipalini;" replies the nun. St. Peter shakes his head and says, "I'm sorry, but that name just doesn't ring a bell." The nun then takes a newspaper out of her habit and hands it to St. Peter. St. Peter reads the paper and starts laughing. He hands it back to her and Says. "No sister, the paper says it was the 'Sahara Pipeline' that was laid by 1,400 men in 6 months." If you laugh, you are going straight to he11!

During a visit to my doctor, I asked him, "How do you Determine whether or not an older person should be put in a Nursing Home?" "Well," he said, "we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a Teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the person to empty the bathtub." "Oh, I understand," I said. "A normal person would use the Bucket because it is bigger than the spoon or the teacup." "No" he said. "A normal person would pull the plug. Do you Want a bed near the window?" DO YOU WANT THE BED NEXT TO MINE?

A man was washed up on a beach after a shipwreck. Only a sheep and a sheepdog were washed up with him. After looking around, he realized that they were stranded on a deserted island. After being there awhile, he got into the habit of taking his two animal companions to the beach every evening to watch the sunset. One particular evening, the sky was a fiery red with beautiful cirrus clouds, the breeze was warm and gentle - a perfect night for romance. As they sat there, the sheep started looking better and better to the lonely man. Soon, he leaned over to the sheep and put his arm around it. But the sheepdog, ever protective of the sheep, growled fiercely until the man took his arm from around the sheep. After that, the three of them continued to enjoy the sunsets together, but there was no more cuddling. A few weeks passed by and, lo and behold, there was another shipwreck. The only survivor was Nancy Pelosi. That evening, the man brought Nancy to the evening beach ritual. It was another beautiful evening - red sky, cirrus clouds, a warm and gentle breeze perfect for a night of romance. Pretty soon, the man started to get those "feelings" again. He fought the urges as long as he could but he finally gave in and leaned over to Nancy and told her he hadn't had sex for months. Nancy batted her eyelashes and asked if there was anything she could do for him. He asked, "Take the dog for a walk?"

I just got my diploma from the Nigerian School of Surgical Medicine, it was a grueling 12 week course, it would have been 8 weeks, but the mail service in Nigeria is a bit slow. If it wasn't for the new Affordable Health Care Act this would never have been possible. I could use the practice, if you want your shoulder fixed sooner. I just got all my surgical tools from a great seller on flea bay.

Larry, Sorry for your loss. Please accept our condolences to you and your family. As far as death certificates go, when mom passed, I needed 6 copies to send out. When my dad passed I only got 3 copies and still have 2 of them, so I'd say 3-4 is normally enough, you can always get more if needed. It was only my sister and I so there was no disagreement.

I just googled them, cute little buggers they are. House pets ?

Why ruin that unique look with paint! As is, you'd never have trouble spotting your ride at the rally

I've got pics of the flanders install on Jeannies bike, I'll dig em up and post them later. Larry and I are going to the bike show/swap meet in a little while.

I don't know of such antique items!

My guess is a rear shock to replace the blown one. If I win donate the wrench to the St. Judes auctions.

I like my single stack S&W 4013 .40 It's not too large and packs a punch. The ported barrel makes follow up shots effortless. As far as this topic goes, nobody makes you click on any thread topic, if it does not interest you don't open it. If many felt this way, a new forum could be started to discuss guns.

We Demo'd the can am , I found it to be like riding a snowmobile or 4 wheeler. We then rode a Hannigan RSV, no contest, the RSV is faster, more comfortable, has way more storage room and is VERY STABLE in turns and twisties. 50 MPH in a tight roundabout and I couldn't lift a wheel before centrifugal force wanted to rip me off the trike. The Can-Am achieves it's stability from computer controlled application of the brakes and/or throttle interruption. Myself I DO NOT want to trust my well being to a computer. I found them to be rather slow compared to an RSV. Also passenger room and comfort are lacking in comparison to the RSV. My

Maybe he's riding his Lil' Indian mini-bike.

It does. A few of the rides last year were pretty large. We're looking forward to doing all the rides. Come on spring.... PMS is getting bad

Rick, If you could post which rides are going on what day's, it would help us to plan our day's at the rally.

I use mine for the helmets. As an upper mounting point for my flag pole and to lock up a jacket by running a cable thru the sleeves.

Way back when, I almost took a job painting towers like that. This was in the 70's and when working at the top the pay was almost $500 per hour. I ended up taking a job with Chrysler corp. running a crane and climbed 70 Ft to the operators cab 3 or 4 times a day. After doing it for a while I could climb the whole ladder pretty quick without stopping. The worst part of climbing a tower like that is the sway at the top, a lot of the time it'll move 4 ft or so

You have not been to Detroit have you

Teacher asks the kids in class: "What do you want to be when you grow up?" Little Johnny: "I wanna be a billionaire, going to the most expensive clubs, find me the best *****, give her a Ferrari worth over a million bucks, an apartment in Copacabana, a mansion in Paris , a jet to travel through Europe , an Infinite Visa Card and to make love to her three times a day". The teacher, shocked and not knowing what to do with the bad behavior of the child, decides not to give importance to what he said and then continues the lesson. "And you, Tanya?” " I wanna be Johnny's *****!"

On some air bases the Air Force is on one side of the field and civilian aircraft use the other side of the field, with the control tower in the middle. � One day the tower received a call from an aircraft asking, "What time is it?" � The tower responded, "Who is calling?" � The aircraft replied, "What difference does it make?" � The tower replied, "It makes a lot of difference.. . If it is a commercial flight, it is 3 o'clock . If it is an Air Force plane, it is 1500 hours. If it is a Navy aircraft, it is 6 bells. If it is an Army aircraft, the big hand is on the 12 and the little hand is on the 3. If it is a Marine Corps aircraft, it's Thursday afternoon and 120 minutes to "Happy Hour." ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- - � During training exercises, the lieutenant who� was driving down a muddy back road encountered� another car stuck in the mud with a red-faced colonel at the wheel. � "Your jeep stuck, sir?" asked the lieutenant as he pulled alongside. � "Nope," replied the colonel, coming over and handing him the keys. "Yours is." ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- - � Having just moved into his new office, a pompous, new colonel was sitting at his desk when an� airman knocked on the door. Conscious of his new position, the colonel quickly picked up the phone,� told the airman to enter, then said into the phone, "Yes, General, I'll be seeing him this afternoon and I'll pass along your message. In the meantime, thank you for your good wishes, sir." � Feeling as though he had sufficiently impressed the young enlisted man, he asked, "What do you want?" � "Nothing important, sir," the airman replied, "I'm just here to hook up your telephone." ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- - Officer: "Soldier, do you have change for a dollar?" Soldier: "Sure, buddy." Officer: "That's no way to address an officer! Now let's try it again!" Soldier: Do you have change for a dollar?" Soldier: "No, SIR!" ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- - Q: How do you know if there is a fighter pilot at your party? A: He'll tell you. � � Q: What's the difference between God and fighter pilots? A: God doesn't think he's a fighter pilot. � � Q: What's the difference between a fighter pilot and a jet engine? A: A jet engine stops whining when the plane shuts down. ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- - � An Air Force Chief Master Sergeant and a General were sitting in the barbershop. They were both just getting finished with their shaves, when the barbers reached for some after-shave to slap on their faces. � The General shouted, "Hey, don't put that stuff on me! My wife will think I've been in a whore-house! " � The Chief turned to his barber and said, "Go ahead and put it on. My wife doesn't know what the inside of a whore-house smells like." ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- - "Well," snarled the tough old Navy Chief to the bewildered Seaman, "I suppose after you get discharged from the Navy, you'll just be waiting for me to die so you can come and pee on my grave." � "Not me, Chief!" the Seaman replied. "Once I get out of the Navy, I'm never going to stand in line again!" �

Mathematics: This comes from 2 math teachers with a combined total of 70 yrs. experience. It has an indisputable mathematical logic. It also made me Laugh Out Loud. This is a strictly ..... mathematical viewpoint.. and it goes like this: What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life? Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions: If: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z Is represented as: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26. Then: H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K 8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98% And K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E 11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96% But , A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E 1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100% And, B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T 2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103% AND, look how far ass kissing will take you. A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G 1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118% So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty, that while Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there. Its the Bull$hit and A$$ Kissing that will put you over the top. Now you know why some people are where they are & especially the one's currently in our congress running our country and elected to president and vice-president!

If anyone has had both types installed on their RSV, I'd like your opinion on the pros and cons of each one.

The 1-150 range gives a nice leisurely pace with time to stop, eat lunch and see the sights. The 200+ range is good if there's no sightseeing, but the riding is the goal.

The part number is correct but the picture is not. The price is good, until you ad the $9.00 shipping.

I just looked at the Race Tech constant rate with emulators, $384 which includes all new bushings and seals.