SilvrT Posted August 26, 2016 Share #1 Posted August 26, 2016 [h=2]Everyone seems to be in such a hurry to scream 'racism' these days.[/h] A customer asked, "In what aisle could I find the Polish sausage?" The clerk asks, "Are you Polish?" The guy, clearly offended, says, "Yes I am. But let me ask you something. "If I had asked for Italian sausage, would you ask me if I was Italian? "Or if I had asked for German Bratwurst, would you ask me if I was German? "Or if I asked for a kosher hot dog would you ask me if I was Jewish? "Or if I had asked for a Taco, would you ask if I was Mexican? "Or if I asked for some Irish whiskey, would you ask if I was Irish?" The clerk says, "No, I probably wouldn't." The guy says, "Because I asked for Polish sausage, why did you ask me if I'm Polish?" The clerk replied, "Because you're in Home Depot." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eagleeye Posted August 26, 2016 Share #2 Posted August 26, 2016 :crackup::crackup: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flyinfool Posted August 26, 2016 Share #3 Posted August 26, 2016 Now you tell me that I can not get Polish sausage at Home Depot, I guess I'll have to try Menards........... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Backinthesaddle Posted August 26, 2016 Share #4 Posted August 26, 2016 Well Menards does have the small grocery section so......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yammer Dan Posted August 27, 2016 Share #5 Posted August 27, 2016 That's why the Warden does the shopping!! I went for a loaf of bread and ended up in Tenn. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holly Posted August 27, 2016 Share #6 Posted August 27, 2016 Now you tell me that I can not get Polish sausage at Home Depot, I guess I'll have to try Menards........... My menards does have "polish sausage" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djh3 Posted August 27, 2016 Share #7 Posted August 27, 2016 My Home Depot does if the food cart is there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eagleeye Posted August 27, 2016 Share #8 Posted August 27, 2016 I draw the line, no food bought at Menards. I'll stick to 2X4s Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Backinthesaddle Posted August 30, 2016 Share #9 Posted August 30, 2016 But the .98 good and plentys. That dal can't be beat. Sometimes I will go to Menards just for those Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snyper316 Posted September 5, 2016 Share #10 Posted September 5, 2016 That's why the Warden does the shopping!! I went for a loaf of bread and ended up in Tenn. How far are you from Tenn. I can go thru 4 states in a day where I live!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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