vzuden Posted February 20, 2015 Share #126 Posted February 20, 2015 Green Gummy Bear, from the bag as we sat at the movies watching..... ...50 Shades of .....Ventures, a story of .... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pbjman Posted February 20, 2015 Share #127 Posted February 20, 2015 ...50 Shades of .....Ventures, a story of .... all of the bikes (mostly Yamaha!) at Freebird's Maintenance Day. There were so many different colored motorcycles there that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cowpuc Posted February 20, 2015 Share #128 Posted February 20, 2015 even the manufacturers of Crayola Crayons hadnt heard of or seen them before.. The oddest colored bike there was an off colored purple haze looking Venture with pearl green wheels and a funny looking bearded fellow who walked with a Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bongobobny Posted February 21, 2015 Share #129 Posted February 21, 2015 Hot chick under each arm! On one arm he had a tattoo of a... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrsteve Posted February 21, 2015 Share #130 Posted February 21, 2015 Hot chick under each arm! On one arm he had a tattoo of a... bearded man, wrapped in a lacy banner that had "MOM" written in it. He tried explain, without success, that it was a tat of Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vzuden Posted February 21, 2015 Share #131 Posted February 21, 2015 bearded man, wrapped in a lacy banner that had "MOM" written in it. He tried explain, without success, that it was a tat of ...of the Russian/KGB woman from 5 pages back who has resurfaced into this thread because... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cowpuc Posted February 21, 2015 Share #132 Posted February 21, 2015 she was the type of Russian women who actually shaves her legs, a rarity within the small Russian village she had originally came from. She had lost the straight razor she used to shave her legs and came back to this forum looking for it. The razor was no longer to be found because @pbjman had picked it up. He, @vzuden, @mrsteve, @bongobobny, @Drews and @Brake Pad were now using for Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vzuden Posted February 21, 2015 Share #133 Posted February 21, 2015 she was the type of Russian women who actually shaves her legs, a rarity within the small Russian village she had originally came from. She had lost the straight razor she used to shave her legs and came back to this forum looking for it. The razor was no longer to be found because @pbjman had picked it up. He, @vzuden, @mrsteve, @bongobobny, @Drews and @Brake Pad were now using for ...to track down an ol' lop eared, Venture ridin', varmint, going by the name of Horse Puc, or was it Bull Puc, or something like that to give the ol' codger a long overdue shave. Of course, they couldn't do that because.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrsteve Posted February 21, 2015 Share #134 Posted February 21, 2015 ...to track down an ol' lop eared, Venture ridin', varmint, going by the name of Horse Puc, or was it Bull Puc, or something like that to give the ol' codger a long overdue shave. Of course, they couldn't do that because.... That rascal Puc won't keep Tweeks on pavement. Since the posse doesn't have off road tires on their mighty steeds it's too risky to continue the pursuit. When Puc, his wife, tweeks' and Pucs new Russian mistress were last seen by the posse... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rbig1 Posted February 22, 2015 Share #135 Posted February 22, 2015 they had had a flat and was using a snake for a tire. riding on trail that was Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrsteve Posted February 22, 2015 Share #136 Posted February 22, 2015 they had had a flat and was using a snake for a tire. riding on trail that was Taking them right back to where the posse was taking a break planning their next strategic move @pbjman @vzuden, @mrsteve, @bongobobny, @Drews were just finishing the last bottle of vodka that the Russian girl, Shebin Snatchinweesoff, (her real name) had left at the.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brake Pad Posted February 22, 2015 Author Share #137 Posted February 22, 2015 Road made of gold bricks, dotting the Alaskan Dalton highway just north of Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrsteve Posted February 22, 2015 Share #138 Posted February 22, 2015 Road made of gold bricks, dotting the Alaskan Dalton highway just north of Dorothy and the Tin Mans cabin that they built just after leaving The Land of OZ. The Tin Man single handedly harvested all of the logs for the cabin. Toto acted as the pack dog and ran to Dawson quite often for quarts of genuine Yamaha oil to keep the Tin Man lubed. Dorothy retired from acting and became a Yukon... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cowpuc Posted February 22, 2015 Share #139 Posted February 22, 2015 seamstress making a good living by sewing Polar Bear ears onto Penguins which created a completely new species of wild life that the great Wizard himself honored with the name of.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pbjman Posted February 22, 2015 Share #140 Posted February 22, 2015 Penguins-Bears Juxtaposed, Mixed Animal, Nonfarm. Because it was hard to say, he began referring to them as "PBJ's". He came up with a similarly complex name for cowpuc's old Yamaha that became shortened to Tweeks. The full name is: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brake Pad Posted February 22, 2015 Author Share #141 Posted February 22, 2015 Three Weeks Every Even Kool Season ( Damn this ones hard ) But after another kool trip Tweeks get a nice...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrsteve Posted February 22, 2015 Share #142 Posted February 22, 2015 Three Weeks Every Even Kool Season ( Damn this ones hard ) But after another kool trip Tweeks get a nice...... new VentureRider.org domed sticker to put on Pucks tail pipe. Tippy thinks it looks so sexy there that she wants 'Ol Puck to drop his pants to show it off to everyone. Now, 'ol Puck isn't a prude, but he gets embarrassed when he gets a request to show off his stickered tail pipe in front of Shebin (the Russian mistress). So he usually politely says.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brake Pad Posted February 23, 2015 Author Share #143 Posted February 23, 2015 you'll have to wait til spring, everything has shrunk from the cold, But I have a really neat picture of Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrsteve Posted February 23, 2015 Share #144 Posted February 23, 2015 you'll have to wait til spring, everything has shrunk from the cold, But I have a really neat picture of Shebins' tramp stamp! It looks just like a.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brake Pad Posted February 23, 2015 Author Share #145 Posted February 23, 2015 Dog in heat, but the picture kinda reminds me of Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pbjman Posted February 23, 2015 Share #146 Posted February 23, 2015 that time me, my dog, and my bird were out for a ride on my blind horse. I remember it well, because the dog, you see, he was kind of restless that day. He kept barking at something, but I didn't see anything so I remember thinking, "there must be dog in heat somewhere". And the bird, he was barking too, but I incorrectly shrugged it off as just imitating the dog. But, suddenly we were being surrounded by Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brake Pad Posted February 23, 2015 Author Share #147 Posted February 23, 2015 A slew of gold wings except the reverse button sounded like barking dogs cats birds and other farm animals which I will not prescribe then they took their helmets off and I saw those Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrsteve Posted February 26, 2015 Share #148 Posted February 26, 2015 A slew of gold wings except the reverse button sounded like barking dogs cats birds and other farm animals which I will not prescribe then they took their helmets off and I saw those pervert "wingers" drooling like Cujo and sniffing each others tails.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brake Pad Posted March 1, 2015 Author Share #149 Posted March 1, 2015 Pipes on their old Yamaha ventures, because the air to fuel Mix so high one can get a contact high just riding behind one., but as we came to the peak of the highest mountain in South Carolina we saw the most beautiful sight it was Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drews Posted March 1, 2015 Share #150 Posted March 1, 2015 Pipes on their old Yamaha ventures, because the air to fuel Mix so high one can get a contact high just riding behind one., but as we came to the peak of the highest mountain in South Carolina we saw the most beautiful sight it wasA RUSSIAN GIRL WITH:parrots: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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