Computers & Windows

[Eck]

Computers are like air conditioners. They work fine until you start opening windows

[eagleeye]

No truer (is that really a word?) words were ever spoken.

[Flyinfool]

If it werent for walls and fences to slow things down, there would be no use for Windows or Gates.

[Yammer Dan]

I've tried to throw mine out that window a few times but couldn't get it open when I wanted to!!!

:Avatars_Gee_George:

[Eddie]

I finally made my stupid computer faster; I dropped it out of the window, and it went really fast.

[aharbi]

Run Linux. I know its been mentioned before. Lots of good easy to use distros available. It has taken me some time but I have found "open source" programs to replace every Windoze program except Garmin Base Camp (which sucks anyway) to do route planning. I use both (depends which computer) Ubuntu 14.04LTS or Knoppix. I also can boot Knoppix from a USB flash drive, load it into memory (I have 64GB) where it runs extremely fast as it uses no disk IO except if I save a file (write to disk). I've also installed it on several old laptops that were running Windoze XP. Linux runs faster/better on these older machines so I haven't had the need to replace them. I carry these in my saddle bags on trips, if they break get lost stolen I'm not out anything.

[Cougar]

Eck, why the they call it a pair of jeans when you only get one ?

[Eck]

Eck, why the they call it a pair of jeans when you only get one ?

 

So that they can fully cover that pair of underware...........:

[Eck]

Why do they call it a driveway.... yet you park in it and then they call it a parkway yet you drive on it?