Phoneman1981 Posted December 4, 2011 Share #1 Posted December 4, 2011 Dispite it being winter time here in Nebraska, our weather last weekend was in the mid 50's. I called Patroman46 to see if he could ride after lunch. I sent him a text just as I was suiting up. He returned my text, indicating the " MANURE" spreader broke down and he could not go. Has any one heard of a " Crappier" excuse??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eck Posted December 4, 2011 Share #2 Posted December 4, 2011 Sounds like he's full of it..............too bad he had the runs... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BIG TOM Posted December 4, 2011 Share #3 Posted December 4, 2011 Blown off because of a pile of s***....,Now thats stinks.......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rick Haywood Posted December 4, 2011 Share #4 Posted December 4, 2011 He is "famous" for spreading the crap around as you have found out:buttkick: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flyinfool Posted December 4, 2011 Share #5 Posted December 4, 2011 I guess that shows where you and your ride rate,,,,,,,,,,,, just below a pule of shi....... stuff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phoneman1981 Posted December 4, 2011 Author Share #6 Posted December 4, 2011 Thanks for the support!! I can't wait til Dan finds this post:rotf: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AKRefugee Posted December 5, 2011 Share #7 Posted December 5, 2011 He returned my text, indicating the " MANURE" spreader broke down and he could not go. I don't recall this website being broke down recently!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yammer Dan Posted December 5, 2011 Share #8 Posted December 5, 2011 You mean......?:rotfl: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MiCarl Posted December 6, 2011 Share #9 Posted December 6, 2011 I have experience with manure spreaders. They never break down empty. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patrolman46 Posted December 6, 2011 Share #10 Posted December 6, 2011 I have experience with manure spreaders. They never break down empty. Now several days later & with quite a few stories to tell I find this "crappy excuse post". We sold a farm last year to cut down on labor & tasks the hired man (ME) has to do. Need more time to ride the scoot around with Phoneman1981. So as the year is winding down & most of the fall chores are completed, my wife volunteers to spread the neighbors manure. (In trade for hay for her cows). Long story short she figures out she can't complete the chore but the hired man (ME) could. Second load (10tons), which might be the biggest load of crap this site has seen, a basketball sized chunk of concrete lodged in the beaters & sheared a keyway on a 1-1/2" shaft. SHAP!!! 2 of my favorite words joined Well that's about the time Phoneman1981 texted. You guessed it, that's how this post got started. Advance 10 days & 25 stories later I'm back home after a great dove hunting trip in Maricopa, AZ for 5 days with my son, friend of 60+ years & a couple other conservative hunters that tried to out drink us 2 old men. What a job, but somebody had to do it. By the way I got that load of manure off the spreader after replacing the key on the shaft & digging out the concrete. Still have 20 loads to go. Might have to talk with the "BOSS" about this working for the neighbors & cutting into my scoot time. I might have to quit & move to town in the ALLO apartment. By the way Phoneman1981 how do these guys know me so well? I see some posts that I resemble. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yammer Dan Posted December 7, 2011 Share #11 Posted December 7, 2011 which might be the biggest load of crap this site has seen, You been to MD yet??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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