Flyinfool Posted June 7, 2011 Share #1 Posted June 7, 2011 A dog lover, whose dog was a female and "in heat', agreed to keep her neighbors male dog while the neighbors were on vacation. She had a large house and believed that she could keep the two dogs apart. However, as she was drifting off to sleep she heard awful howling and moaning sounds, rushed downstairs and found the dogs locked together, in obvious pain and unable to disengage , as so frequently happens when dogs mate. Unable to separate them , and perplexed as to what to do next, although it was late, she called the vet, who answered in a very grumpy voice. Having explained the problem to him, the vet said , "Hang up the phone and place it down alongside the dogs. I will then call you back and the noise of the ringing will make the male lose his erection and he will be able to withdraw." "Do you think that will work?" she asked. "It just worked for me, " he replied. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SilvrT Posted June 7, 2011 Share #2 Posted June 7, 2011 "It just worked for me, " he replied. :rotfl: yup, that'll do it alright ... don't ask me how I know. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monty Posted June 7, 2011 Share #3 Posted June 7, 2011 Ummm...you're just gonna hafta leave a message. When I'm busy...I'm busy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aimhigh Posted June 7, 2011 Share #4 Posted June 7, 2011 thanks for sharing...funny stuff Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Globewalker Posted June 8, 2011 Share #5 Posted June 8, 2011 Ummm...you're just gonna hafta leave a message. When I'm busy...I'm busy. Yea, I agree. Don't want the phone interrupting that special day of the year. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marcarl Posted June 8, 2011 Share #6 Posted June 8, 2011 What phone????????,,,,, I mean what,,,,,,,,,oh never mind! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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