Marcarl Posted November 16, 2008 Share #1 Posted November 16, 2008 Apples and Wine Women are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree. Most men don't want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they sometimes take the apples from the ground that aren't as good, but easy. The apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality, they'reamazing. They just have to wait for the right man to come along, the one who is brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree. Now Men.... Men are like a fine wine. They begin as grapes, and it's up to women to stomp the living daylights out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FROG MAN Posted November 16, 2008 Share #2 Posted November 16, 2008 I wadded through cow sh## and high water to get mine. Packed her across the meadow when the water was up just to go out. Thats back when I had a back and she weighed about 125 lb. Not sure if she was the top of the tree but it was 4x4 access. I understand the stomping part.:rotfl: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mini-muffin Posted November 16, 2008 Share #3 Posted November 16, 2008 Somebody wants to live life dangerously, huh Gerald? Margaret Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brake Pad Posted November 16, 2008 Share #4 Posted November 16, 2008 I just kissed mine on the ring finger:8: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mini-muffin Posted November 16, 2008 Share #5 Posted November 16, 2008 What do you mean ring finger I thought you needed to kiss her little toes. Margaret Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brake Pad Posted November 16, 2008 Share #6 Posted November 16, 2008 No, I like to start at the top and work my way down:ignore: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marcarl Posted November 17, 2008 Author Share #7 Posted November 17, 2008 No, I like to start at the top and work my way down:ignore: Information overload Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brscooter Posted November 17, 2008 Share #8 Posted November 17, 2008 Yeah, we understand the stomping part we just dont want the women to know we know. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mraf Posted November 17, 2008 Share #9 Posted November 17, 2008 Wow, someone is really sucking up! You must have really steped in it Carl. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hipshot Posted November 17, 2008 Share #10 Posted November 17, 2008 Yeah, we understand the stomping part we just dont want the women to know we know. HEY SCOOT! ain't seen ya around in a while! how's your world turning! good to see you still drop in once in a while, to let us know you are RETIRED!!!!!!! hope all is better with you and yours! just jt:fingers-crossed-emo:thumbsup: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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