An Israeli doctor says: "In Israel, medicine is so advanced that we can cut off a mans testicles, put them on another man, and in 6 weeks, he is out looking forwork".
The German doctor says: "That's nothing, in Germany we take part of a brain and put it in another man and in 4 weeks, he's out looking for work.
The Russian doctor says: "gentlemen, we take half a heart from a man and put in another mans chest and in 2 weeks he is out looking for work".
The Canadian doctor laughs: "We beat you all. A few months ago, we took a woman with No Brains, No Heart and No Balls and made her Premier of Alberta. Now the whole Province is looking for work"!