Only A Grandmother would know       
Had to share… 
 A Cup of Tea made with cold  water.   
  One day my Grandma was out, and my Grandpa was in charge of  me.  I was maybe 2 1/2 years old. Someone had given me a little 'tea set'  as a gift, and it was one of my favorite toys.   
  Grandpa was in the  living room engrossed in the evening news when I brought him a little cup of  'tea', which was just water. After several cups of tea and lots of praise for  such yummy tea, my Grandma came home.   
  My Grandpa made her wait in  the living room to watch me bring him a cup of tea, because it was 'just the  cutest thing!'     
 Grandma waited, and sure enough, here I came down  the hall with a cup of tea for Grandpa, and she watched him drink it  up.     
 Then she said, (as only a grandma would know), "'Did it ever  occur to you that the only place she can reach to get water is the  toilet?"