My POSSIBLE new Avalanche

[Yammer Dan]

Build a 3rd Gen that would run with the 1st Gens leaving the 2nd Gens in the rear where they were used to being

[cowpuc]

found in the rear view mirrors of the more powerful 1st Gens and trapped somewhere between transportational devices earthlings called "crotch rockets" and other devices they called "Hogs", which the little green fellers found were Hardley hogs. Having stripped the engine from a new 1700cc V-max, they duct taped and tie wrapped the engine onto thier saucers motor motor mounts, hit the start button and

[Yammer Dan]

had to dodge quickly to avoid the moon on the way towards home

[cowpuc]

because every time they twisted up the R's on that V-Max motor it created a gravitational pull that kept dragging the moon toward their little Space Ship.. This made those little Yoda looking creature's eyes go as wide as their saucers. As they headed home, the head Yoda looked at his Martian Mates and said "Them Yamaha folks sure know how to make a motor, to bad they

[JDaniel]

don't use it to help mankind by building a touring motorcycle with fuel injection, cruise control, awesome audio, heated seats, heated grips, reverse, low center of gravity and a comfortable seat that you can ride to

[cowpuc]

those Meat and Greet things that Earthlings have where we seen

[Drews]

KING SIZE HOT DOGS ALL YOU CAN EAT