dray Posted November 16, 2011 Share #1 Posted November 16, 2011 What is Celibacy? Celibacy can be a choice in life, or a condition imposed by circumstances. While attending a Marriage Weekend, Frank and his wife Ann listened to the instructor declare, “It is essential that husbands and wives know the things that are important to each other.” He then addressed the men. “Can you name and describe your wife's favorite flower?” Frank leaned over, touched Ann’s arm gently, and whispered, “Gold Medal-All-Purpose, isn’t it?” And thus began Frank's life of celibacy... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saddlebum Posted November 16, 2011 Share #2 Posted November 16, 2011 Boy does that sound ohhhh so familiar Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mini-muffin Posted November 16, 2011 Share #3 Posted November 16, 2011 Oh so it was Pillsbury. He should have known. :crackup::crackup: Margaret Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NYred Posted November 16, 2011 Share #4 Posted November 16, 2011 My g/f told me it's "King Arthur Brand" ONLY!!! LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMSgt Posted November 21, 2011 Share #5 Posted November 21, 2011 Cellibacy is a byproduct of marriage, isn't it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drreb Posted November 21, 2011 Share #6 Posted November 21, 2011 So that's where I went wrong....geez:doh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SilvrT Posted November 22, 2011 Share #7 Posted November 22, 2011 If I have a date with Palmela Handerson, am I no longer celebate? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dray Posted November 22, 2011 Author Share #8 Posted November 22, 2011 Cellibacy is a byproduct of marriage, isn't it? I DO! is now being replaced with No Longer Do I ! in the marriage vows Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wecruz Posted November 24, 2011 Share #9 Posted November 24, 2011 I'm not sure but think it is aside effect of wedding cake........................... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
99silver Posted November 24, 2011 Share #10 Posted November 24, 2011 I think Frank and I may have hit the same wall a few to many times..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yammer Dan Posted November 24, 2011 Share #11 Posted November 24, 2011 Warden said I knew better than giving a answer like that. I had better say Hudson Cream!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
reddevilmedic Posted November 24, 2011 Share #12 Posted November 24, 2011 never again. 3 wives was 4 too many. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yammer Dan Posted November 25, 2011 Share #13 Posted November 25, 2011 It took me three tries to get it right!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BIG TOM Posted November 25, 2011 Share #14 Posted November 25, 2011 Ha, only took me two !!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yamamike Posted November 25, 2011 Share #15 Posted November 25, 2011 Cellibacy is a byproduct of marriage, isn't it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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